downwardspiral 0 #151 September 30, 2009 double O seven? More like double O nine and a half haha...you know what I'm saying?www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KermieCorleone 0 #152 September 30, 2009 QuoteYou're gonna shoot your eye out. Oh my god, I shot my eye out!- Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robskydiv 0 #153 September 30, 2009 Eurotrip: "Dude, You just made out with your sister!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #154 October 1, 2009 Joe: How the fuck does that make you feel... to be in that position with all your money on the table? Mike: How much you got, Joe? Joe: What? Mike: Total. You put down 80 thousand like it didn't matter. That's a lot of money for somebody like you and him. I think it matters. Joe: What's the difference... Mike: I'm a millionaire! That's the difference. I lose 80 I get another 80. For me it doesn't matter. See, I think it's you... who's sweating this, the both of you.Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #155 October 1, 2009 Yippie Ki Yi Motherfucker! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xtravrtsoul 0 #156 October 1, 2009 Hello my name is Inigo Montoya, You killed my father Prepare to die.You create life, life does not create you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lucignol080 0 #157 October 1, 2009 Now I'm a flyin' talkin' donkey! You mighta seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!"Parachutes sometimes malfunction, even when they are properly designed, built, assembled, packed, maintained and used" "Ty honey..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #158 October 1, 2009 Lou: I have a question: Why is it that Chuck here thinks he could smoke? Chuck: Cause I do whatever I want whenever I want, you little Spanish fruit topping. Lou: Honey, at least I didn't make my aunt pregnant. Dave Buznik: Hi, I'm glad I'm not the only one in anger management. Bobby Knight: What? I don't need anger management! I thought this was sexaholics anonymous! Dave Buznik: Uh, I think that's down the hall. Bobby Knight: Oh, *screw* this! [throws his book across the room and stomps off] Dave Buznik: I'm sorry I was so rude before... but... it's difficult for me... to... express myself... when I am on the verge of... exploding in my pants. Kendra: You are too cute. Dave Buznik: Get the fuck out of here."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MiataMan 0 #159 October 2, 2009 Vivian: Speaking of horses, I like to play them myself. But I like to see them workout a little first, see if they're front runners or comefrom behind, find out what their whole card is, what makes them run. Marlowe: Find out mine? Vivian: I think so. Marlowe: Go ahead. Vivian: I'd say you don't like to be rated. You like to get out in front, open up a little lead, take a little breather in the backstretch, and then come home free. Marlowe: You don't like to be rated yourself. Vivian: I haven't met anyone yet that can do it. Any suggestions? Marlowe: Well, I can't tell till I've seen you over a distance of ground. You've got a touch of class, but I don't know how, how far you can go. Vivian: A lot depends on who's in the saddle.A man without a mustache is like a hamburger without a bun, Un-American. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robskydiv 0 #160 October 2, 2009 The Riddler to Harvey Twoface: "Not many people are both a summer and a winter, but you pull it off nicely." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GaryRay 0 #161 October 2, 2009 ogre's are like onions, they have layers...cake has layers and i love cake!JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robskydiv 0 #162 October 2, 2009 From "LadyKillers" Mrs. Munson: "Othar never played no Shofar! Othar played the Kali." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #163 October 2, 2009 "If only you could see, the things I've seen, with your eyes." -- Rutger Hauer"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #165 October 2, 2009 "thirty seven?!"www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #166 October 2, 2009 "So long and thanks for all the fish." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slcooper 0 #167 October 2, 2009 Hope you boys like MEXICO!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MiataMan 0 #168 October 2, 2009 Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL? HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you. Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL. HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. Dave Bowman: What's the problem? HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do. Dave Bowman: What are you talking about, HAL? HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it. Dave Bowman: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL. HAL: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen. Dave Bowman: Where the hell'd you get that idea, HAL? HAL: Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move. Dave Bowman: Alright, HAL. I'll go in through the emergency airlock. HAL: Without your space helmet, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult. Dave Bowman: HAL, I won't argue with you anymore. Open the doors. HAL: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye. HAL: Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?A man without a mustache is like a hamburger without a bun, Un-American. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robskydiv 0 #169 October 2, 2009 Sideways "Is this.... chicken?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #170 October 2, 2009 Tallahassee: It's time to nut up or shut up!"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robskydiv 0 #171 October 2, 2009 "Houston, We have a problem." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #172 October 3, 2009 "Bubba was my best good friend""It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robskydiv 0 #173 October 3, 2009 LadyKillers Gawain: "You brought your bitch to the WaffleHut?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heavydude 0 #174 October 3, 2009 simple one from U2-rattle &hum "Rock and Roll stops the traffic" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robskydiv 0 #175 October 3, 2009 George Bailey: "You mean your'e on the nest?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
