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Niki1    1

Niki1
Think you used enough dynomite there, Butch?

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

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Certainty of death?
Small chance of success?
What are we waiting for?

Lord of the Rings (Sorry. I forget which book.)

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Clatu Barada Nictu

This ones a test for the old farts.
Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done.
Louis D Brandeis

Where are we going and why are we in this basket?

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airtwardo    7

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Think you used enough dynomite there, Butch?

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

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Certainty of death?
Small chance of success?
What are we waiting for?

Lord of the Rings (Sorry. I forget which book.)

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Clatu Barada Nictu

This ones a test for the old farts.



The day the earth stood still...










~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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muff528    3

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Clatu Barada Nictu

This ones a test for the old farts.



Everybody always forgets that she says his name first.
(Kind of a "helloooo, meester robot? Wakee, wakee." :D)


"Don't take any guff from these swine."


I think Klaatu was the alien/human. The robot's name was Gort. She does say "Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!"

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jcd11235
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Ooh, but I still smell her.
[inhales deeply through nose]
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.
Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials!

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Clatu Barada Nictu

This ones a test for the old farts.



Everybody always forgets that she says his name first.
(Kind of a "helloooo, meester robot? Wakee, wakee." :D)


"Don't take any guff from these swine."


I think Klaatu was the alien/human. The robot's name was Gort.


In the original (which actually makes sense),
the woman is visibly scared. She says the robots name
and pauses to swallow before continuing.
"Gort... Klaatu barada nictu".

If people have only seen the new "Whoa!" version of the movie,
few can tell where the name of the movie came from,
even though it is central to the plot of the movie.

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Clatu Barada Nictu

This ones a test for the old farts.



Everybody always forgets that she says his name first.
(Kind of a "helloooo, meester robot? Wakee, wakee." :D)


"Don't take any guff from these swine."


I think Klaatu was the alien/human. The robot's name was Gort.


In the original (which actually makes sense),
the woman is visibly scared. She says the robots name
and pauses to swallow before continuing.
"Gort... Klaatu barada nictu".

If people have only seen the new "Whoa!" version of the movie,
few can tell where the name of the movie came from,
even though it is central to the plot of the movie.


Leaving "Gort!" off of that quote is kinda like leaving "Houston" off of the quote "Houston, Tranquility Base here. The Eagle has landed!."

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airtwardo    7

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"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake.

Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, 'Give me your best shot. I can take it.'"

-- Big Trouble in Little China










~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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LouDiamond    1

LouDiamond
From one of the movies that has a memorable quote every few seconds:

Tony Montana: I never fucked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. Do you understand? That piece of shit up there, I never liked him, I never trusted him. For all I know he had me set up and had my friend Angel Fernandez killed. But that's history. I'm here, he's not. Do you wanna go on with me, you say it. You don't, then you make a move.
"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required"
Some people dream about flying, I live my dream
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BillyVance    34

BillyVance

Just watched the movie Airplane 2 on TV this morning. It always crack me up...

Simon: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Gentlemen, welcome aboard.
Simon: Captain, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Unger.
Unger: Oveur.
Dunn: Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn. Gentlemen, let's get to work.
Simon: Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?
Unger: Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.
Dunn: Yep.
Simon: So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger.
Unger: Yep.
Clarence Oveur: That's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn.
Unger: So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.

:D

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Niki1    1

Niki1
One of my favorite quotes? "Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!"




Could anyone else have played that part so believably? I came out of the theater thinking I had witnessed George Patton.


Here's one from, I think, Ruthless People.

The Danny DeVito character is talking to some one (his lawyer?) in his office. He's interupted by the phone and he answers it.

"Hello. No Denise can't come to the phone right now.because my dick is in her mouth."
He hangs up and says, "I love wrong numbers."
Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done.
Louis D Brandeis

Where are we going and why are we in this basket?

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captain1976    0

captain1976
This is from the Christmas Classic “BAD SANTA”
When the Midget and Santa are having lunch, the Midget compliments Santa with a great reference to his character;
“You are by far the dumbest, most pathetic piece of maggot eatin shit that has ever slid from a human beings hairy ass".

One of my favorites
You live more in the few minutes of skydiving than many people live in their lifetime

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