cocheese 0 #1 October 9, 2009 Seriously, why would they want to be with your stinky, hairy ass when they could be in a 69 with another woman? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #2 October 9, 2009 Oh I can answer this! 1) I have a harry chest, she can grip it while riding me like a mechanical bull! B) I can lift heavy things! But not too heavy. III) I can fix stuff....or at least try and fix stuff...mostly I look at broken things and ponder the meaning of life! Quatro) I can make her laugh when she is down.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #3 October 9, 2009 g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #4 October 9, 2009 Easy.. I am Devastatingly Handsome and Incredibly Well Hung.. Oh.. And Modest too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #5 October 9, 2009 Because not all chicks want to 69 with another woman. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #6 October 9, 2009 I have no more insight into why they date me than I do into why they don't. In other words, not a clue."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheach 0 #7 October 9, 2009 Quote Because not all chicks want to 69 with another woman. Whhhaaaaat? Sarcasm by the way...I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #8 October 9, 2009 Easy answer: They don't. When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #9 October 9, 2009 +1 "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #10 October 9, 2009 QuoteEasy answer: They don't. How often do you ask?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy0689 0 #11 October 9, 2009 Quote Because not all chicks want to 69 with another woman. Maybe not, but most men like to think they do!Andy I'll believe it when I see it on YouTube! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #12 October 9, 2009 the roofies make the succumb!“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #13 October 9, 2009 Because I have a job, don't live with my mother and know how to use a spelling checker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #14 October 9, 2009 Quote Easy answer: They don't. You know what works! Stuffing a zucchini in your pants and walking around as if there is nothing going on.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #15 October 9, 2009 Tried that once. Didn't work very well. Maybe next time I will try wearing it in the front instead of the back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
