livendive 8 #51 October 8, 2009 QuoteI voted intelligent. I want all of them but intelligence seems to be the one I am least willing to compromise on or have the least broad interpretation of what it means. Women can have different, but both nice, personalities. Same w/ looks, there's a fairly wide variety of nice looking women. Smart, really just has to be there or not. Smart is sexy. What he said. Two truisms I'm apt to blurt out on occasion... "You can't fuck a woman's brains out if she doesn't have them to begin with." and "I can drink an ugly girl pretty, but I can't drink a stupid girl smart." Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robskydiv 0 #52 October 8, 2009 In reply to : "Woman dating preference" Ask Your Instructor! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #53 October 8, 2009 "I can drink an ugly girl pretty, but I can't drink a stupid girl smart." Hu.....but I don't want to be drunk my entire life. I'm sorry I'll go for looks. Unless I go blind or something. Looks have to be there. And well....don't count out dumb girls they can be fun! "Yeah girl, every one video tapes their loving, oh yeah I'll delete it! No I won't show it to my buddies!" Or. "Yeah I'll behave my self at the DZ, I'm just going there to help out really not to jump or party." And the ever popular "I got your nose!" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #54 October 8, 2009 I've given this quite a bit of thought....and I think I have found the perfect women! http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q303/Tony_T_photos/acid_picdump_78_49.jpgLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #55 October 8, 2009 Behind every beautiful woman, there's a man tired of dealing with her shit. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #56 October 9, 2009 Quote Behind every beautiful woman, there's a man tired of dealing with her shit. Oh you would be surprised by how much shit we are willing to put up with for, long legged, flat bellied, perky boobied amazing assed companionship. Now if she could drink like the gorgeous goddess posted above well.....I wold forgive her if she were a cannibal.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #57 October 9, 2009 Quote Quote Behind every beautiful woman, there's a man tired of dealing with her shit. Oh you would be surprised by how much shit we are willing to put up with for, long legged, flat bellied, perky boobied amazing assed companionship. Now if she could drink like the gorgeous goddess posted above well.....I wold forgive her if she were a cannibal. OK.... shah. (sitting down across the table with a "we need to talk" look) You seem to be a smart guy. Did you EVER stop to think about your choices in women and how that might be causing some of the problems that you have with relationships? You complain about how divorces would be worse than putting a bullet in your head but yet focus your priority on a mate selection by appearance and beer drinking ability. Think about this. Mature people typically don't want to destroy a person that he/she loves/d (look through the thread on ex-es... there is some helpful insight in there) Honestly though - Women are NOT the enemy. (gives you "that look" before getting up to let you think) edit to correct typo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #58 October 9, 2009 Quote Behind every beautiful woman, there's a man tired of dealing with her shit. EXACTLY!! TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #59 October 9, 2009 Quote Behind every beautiful woman, there's a man tired of dealing with her shit. You mean somebody got tired of dealing with your shit? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #60 October 9, 2009 Quote You mean somebody got tired of dealing with your shit? Dozens! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robskydiv 0 #61 October 9, 2009 OH HELL YEAH!!! GO SHAH! GO SHAH! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robskydiv 0 #62 October 9, 2009 You have a nice looking family Skyrider. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #63 October 9, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Behind every beautiful woman, there's a man tired of dealing with her shit. Oh you would be surprised by how much shit we are willing to put up with for, long legged, flat bellied, perky boobied amazing assed companionship. Now if she could drink like the gorgeous goddess posted above well.....I wold forgive her if she were a cannibal. OK.... shah. (sitting down across the table with a "we need to talk" look) You seem to be a smart guy. Did you EVER stop to think about your choices in women and how that might be causing some of the problems that you have with relationships? Shah (smiles, gives that Right Said Fred look, pours glass of Bourbon, neat of course.) And did you ever consider that I love when girls get angry and frustrated and that I really enjoy yanking their chain via saying really bone head declarations. Don't lie to your self, you want me, it's ok. Many women want me. Some sexually some just to wrestle me in jello pits. It's all a day in the life of being The Shah **edited for the addition of smiliesLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #64 October 9, 2009 Quote Shah (smiles, gives that Right Said Fred look, pours glass of Bourbon, neat of course.) And did you ever consider that I love when girls get angry and frustrated and that I really enjoy yanking their chain via saying really bone head declarations. Don't lie to your self, you want me, it's ok. Many women want me. Some sexually some just to wrestle me in jello pits. It's all a day in the life of being The Shah **edited for the addition of smilies well then..... ok. Just don't REALLY shoot yourself in the head with your next divorce, m'kay. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #65 October 9, 2009 Quote well then..... ok. Just don't REALLY shoot yourself in the head with your next divorce, m'kay. Please I'm a married man! We'll have to keep this forbidden love affair of ours a secret! We'll give each other nick names. You'll be Smokey and I'll be El Bandito, that's Spanish for The Bandit. And you can dress up in that beer garden girl costume and carry big jugs of beer and I'll dress as the Matador.....I even have the cape. GGGGrrrrr Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #66 October 9, 2009 Quote Quote well then..... ok. Just don't REALLY shoot yourself in the head with your next divorce, m'kay. Please I'm a married man! We'll have to keep this forbidden love affair of ours a secret! We'll give each other nick names. You'll be Smokey and I'll be El Bandito, that's Spanish for The Bandit. And you can dress up in that beer garden girl costume and carry big jugs of beer and I'll dress as the Matador.....I even have the cape. GGGGrrrrr ummm..... just to clue you in, sherlock My HUSBAND was an international arms dealer. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #67 October 9, 2009 Quote ummm..... just to clue you in, sherlock My HUSBAND was an international arms dealer. Seriously. oooh new nick name! Me likey! Oh he may have known my second cousin Ahmen. Finest RPS sales person this side of the Suez! Oye vey! Some people just need to relax a little! No guy wants to date a girl this serious. If she can't laugh at her self nor have a little giggle then what's the point? And what's worse? A girl with a dry sense of humor or who's sarcastic remarks are intended to be hurtful instead of just a giggle.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #68 October 9, 2009 Quote You complain about how divorces would be worse than putting a bullet in your head but yet focus your priority on a mate selection by appearance and beer drinking ability. You are absolutely correct; Drinking ability just isn't that important."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #69 October 9, 2009 Quote And what's worse? A girl with a dry sense of humor or who's sarcastic remarks are intended to be hurtful instead of just a giggle. It's not a "dry sense of humor".... I'm not British (but I do like Torchwood) (and... short of giggling and batting my eyes like an ignorant lil cow ((sorry lisah)) how can I convey that I'm not REALLY trying to be mean or hateful) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #70 October 9, 2009 Quote Quote And what's worse? A girl with a dry sense of humor or who's sarcastic remarks are intended to be hurtful instead of just a giggle. It's not a "dry sense of humor".... I'm not British (but I do like Torchwood) (and... short of giggling and batting my eyes like an ignorant lil cow ((sorry lisah)) how can I convey that I'm not REALLY trying to be mean or hateful) Offer me a cup of tea.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #71 October 9, 2009 Quote Quote Quote And what's worse? A girl with a dry sense of humor or who's sarcastic remarks are intended to be hurtful instead of just a giggle. It's not a "dry sense of humor".... I'm not British (but I do like Torchwood) (and... short of giggling and batting my eyes like an ignorant lil cow ((sorry lisah)) how can I convey that I'm not REALLY trying to be mean or hateful) Offer me a cup of tea. Only if it's Sweet Tea Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fossg 0 #72 October 9, 2009 I put a smart ass remark here a couple of days ago but I have to go with a sense of humor and patience and a lot of it.. My first marriage was based on the sex, looks etc it lasted 6 years. The second sex was part of it but not the whole picture. Now I'm closing in on 25 years. This does not make me an expert but patience and humor are important Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kj126 0 #73 October 9, 2009 Quote Quote well then..... ok. Just don't REALLY shoot yourself in the head with your next divorce, m'kay. Please I'm a married man! We'll have to keep this forbidden love affair of ours a secret! We'll give each other nick names. You'll be Smokey and I'll be El Bandito, that's Spanish for The Bandit. And you can dress up in that beer garden girl costume and carry big jugs of beer and I'll dress as the Matador.....I even have the cape. GGGGrrrrr Can picture it now, leaning over to the sock puppet saying its ok honey, all in fun, i would never cheat on you.I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
