TrophyHusband 0 #1 October 2, 2009 one of the greeters at walmart is a little person and she's kinda hot. i saw her and i though 'if i was single and the opportunity arose, i'd hit that'. is struck me as odd because i've never seen a midget that i thought was attractive. i wondered if this is some new fetish or something, so i googled midget porn and it didn't do anything for me. i must be because she's a redhead. guys? girls? what do you think? have you? would you? "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #2 October 2, 2009 Never thought about it, and no i wouldnt.TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 210 #3 October 2, 2009 My first wife's sister married a midget...but he had alot of $$.Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #4 October 2, 2009 I haven't laughed at a thread title in a long time.... And, for the record, my answer is no. Not interested. I like 'em tall, dark and handsome. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #5 October 2, 2009 Yea, man, I've thought about it....When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #6 October 2, 2009 Isn't Steve on here. He married Gia so I assume he has. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #7 October 2, 2009 Yeah. I'm a lawyer and I've actually fucked 3 of the, though only 1 was my client. No - I didn't lay him. Ewwww!!!! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #8 October 2, 2009 My massive cock would rip a little person in half, so no. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #9 October 2, 2009 I like dwarf porn, my dick looks bigger? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #10 October 2, 2009 Quote My massive cock would rip a little person in half, so no. Dick size can be proven. Didn't you contribute to the "Glory" thread?? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #11 October 2, 2009 NSFM Not safe for midgets Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #12 October 2, 2009 Had a friend that went out with a little person for a while. He said she gave great head but when they had sex he would bottom out You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #13 October 2, 2009 Quote Never thought about it, and no i wouldnt. BEING A SHORT PERSON MYSELF, i FIND THIS VERY OFFENSIVE scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robskydiv 0 #14 October 2, 2009 STFU! This woman must have moved up there from Clarksville, Tn. This has to be the same woman! She is attractive, one of my fellow Tn Army Guardsman said that he tagged her. Of course he could be lying. She worked at our Walmart as well. Haven't seen her in quite awhile. 'Member the one in Total Recall? Arnold is being carted off by Melina and the midget says to her: "Let me know if you need any help with this one." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #15 October 2, 2009 Any consenting adult who is outside of a persons usually expected norm will prolly be the best fuck of their life.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #16 October 2, 2009 Quote Quote Never thought about it, and no i wouldnt. BEING A SHORT PERSON MYSELF, i FIND THIS VERY OFFENSIVE I would make an exception for you piifish....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #17 October 2, 2009 Quote Quote Never thought about it, and no i wouldnt. BEING A SHORT PERSON MYSELF, i FIND THIS VERY OFFENSIVE So I take it you're not Happy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #18 October 2, 2009 Just incase anyone wants to date a little person here are helpful hints...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #19 October 2, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Never thought about it, and no i wouldnt. BEING A SHORT PERSON MYSELF, i FIND THIS VERY OFFENSIVE So I take it you're not Happy. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nicely done Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iGGy 0 #20 October 2, 2009 No I haven't, but here is a funny story: http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/the_midget_story.phtml Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #21 October 2, 2009 Quote I would make an exception for you piifish.... thank youscissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #22 October 2, 2009 your thread title reminded me of a quote from Jay in Clerks 2: Quote"Be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien life form... and fuck it. People would be like, 'There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once'." "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #23 October 2, 2009 ive seen a few that i would love to nail. my shortest g/f was 4'11'' does she count?Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #24 October 2, 2009 Quote My massive cock would rip a little person in half, so no. from what i saw, girth wasn't a probelm for them, it was the length. to top it off, the guys all ahd the typical massive porn star dick. they could give the girls a cardiac massage if they put it all the way in. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #25 October 2, 2009 QuoteJust incase anyone wants to date a little person here are helpful hints... "be sure to state, specifically, that you are interested to meet little people. The search engine used in the dating site will pick up this information and deliver little people to you" wow. how much do you tip a midget delivery guy? "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
