LuckyMcSwervy 0 #26 October 2, 2009 Quote wow. how much do you tip a midget delivery guy? Just the tip, I'm guessing. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #27 October 2, 2009 LMAO TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #28 October 2, 2009 Are there any dwarf skydivers?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 489 #29 October 2, 2009 Quote one of the greeters at walmart is a little person and she's kinda hot. i saw her and i though 'if i was single and the opportunity arose, i'd hit that'. is struck me as odd because i've never seen a midget that i thought was attractive. i wondered if this is some new fetish or something, so i googled midget porn and it didn't do anything for me. i must be because she's a redhead. guys? girls? what do you think? have you? would you? Have you ever seen this thread? http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3648800;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread If not I suggest you read it - it will bring tears to your eyesExperienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #30 October 2, 2009 Quote Have you ever seen this thread? http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3648800;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread If not I suggest you read it - it will bring tears to your eyes Quote He'd get up on our backs and run around the star. I swear to God I almost pee my panties laughing at that thought... ETA: I'm so going to hell. I'm getting my ass to confession this week. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #31 October 2, 2009 Quote Quote Have you ever seen this thread? http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3648800;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread If not I suggest you read it - it will bring tears to your eyes Quote He'd get up on our backs and run around the star. I swear to God I almost pee my panties laughing at that thought... ETA: I'm so going to hell. I'm getting my ass to confession this week. I made sure i peed before reading the thread....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #32 October 2, 2009 Quote Have you ever seen this thread? http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3648800;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread HOLY CRAP THAT WAS GOOD!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #33 October 2, 2009 Quote Quote Never thought about it, and no i wouldnt. BEING A SHORT PERSON MYSELF, i FIND THIS VERY OFFENSIVE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #34 October 2, 2009 Quote Isn't Steve on here. He married Gia so I assume he has. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #35 October 2, 2009 Not as yet, but if Sarah Michelle Gellar qualifies as a midget, then I certainly would. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #36 October 2, 2009 Only in private....never on film..............That I know of...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #37 October 2, 2009 With all this talk about little people/midgets/dwarfs i had to google the anatomy of them. One would think that the male little people/midgets/dwarfs anatomy would be very tiny but to my surprise from my google search it doesnt seem to be the case. No wonder they walk bow legged.... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #38 October 2, 2009 4'10" is only 8 inches shorter than I am. A girl I know who is 4'9" is as sweet and hot as can be. Not only that, she rides a motorcycle and can work on planes. If I wasn't states away I'd try and woo her (hearts emoticons)My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #39 October 2, 2009 Quote one of the greeters at walmart is a little person and she's kinda hot. . . .she's a redhead. A hot, redheaded midget? Let me think about this for a couple minutes. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #40 October 3, 2009 Quote Quote one of the greeters at walmart is a little person and she's kinda hot. . . .she's a redhead. A hot, redheaded midget? Let me think about this for a couple minutes. Blues, Dave I call BS!!!!!! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robskydiv 0 #41 October 3, 2009 "We represent the Lollipop Kids, the Lollipop kids, the Lollipop kids..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thrillstalker 0 #42 October 3, 2009 no, here is why http://www.failfunnies.com/33/images/emo-midget-fail.jpg"Never grow a wishbone, where your backbone ought to be." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlRedler 0 #43 October 3, 2009 warning, very very NSFW! But answers some questions! http://www.bangamidget.com/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #44 October 3, 2009 Quotewarning, very very NSFW! But answers some questions! http://www.bangamidget.com/TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thrillstalker 0 #45 October 3, 2009 she isnt naked or doing anything weird edited to add: the title of the thread is "anyone here ever fuck a midget?" what do you expect???"Never grow a wishbone, where your backbone ought to be." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #46 October 4, 2009 You just want to nail it because she is a walmart greeter. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hipwrddude 0 #47 October 4, 2009 A friend of mine threw a midget into a river. I guess you could say they were fucked. You're always the starter in your own life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #48 October 4, 2009 Quote I haven't laughed at a thread title in a long time.... And, for the record, my answer is no. Not interested. I like 'em tall, dark and handsome. Shit! I'm 0 for 3 on that one...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #49 October 4, 2009 Quote Quote I haven't laughed at a thread title in a long time.... And, for the record, my answer is no. Not interested. I like 'em tall, dark and handsome. Shit! I'm 0 for 3 on that one... And we talked about this thread at dinner last night (after a few bottles of wine). We're going to do a star next weekend and someone's going to try to get on our backs and try to run around. There will be lots of video. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #50 October 4, 2009 do those really small horses count as midgets?Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
