Better Than a 'D' License . . .

[NickDG 23]

I was reading an article about Richard Strandlof, the guy who faked being an Iraq war veteran and who actually ran a veteran's organization for a while before he was found out.

And I followed a link in the piece to a site that sells all kinds of ID cards.

And one of the cards caught my eye.

http://www.nles.com/store/catalog/Certified_Parachutist_ID_Card-p-261.html

I gotta get me one of these! Should be a guaranteed poontang getter down at the local bar . . .

ROTFL !!!

NickD

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[AggieDave 6]

You would be amazed how many illegals carry "international drivers licenses" made by similar people. You flip it over and it says in English or in Spanish "not a government document..."

Whats sad is that many times those folks thinks it works to be able to drive in the US, so they spent money to buy a manufactured license that is illegal.

Then there are the badges that site sells...wow. Who would by crap like that? Don't answer, I know who would and those people are typically trouble.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[warpedskydiver 0]

Say it ain't so!

Hmmm a rapist would never pose as a cop.

Remember the fake cop in Chicago?

pulling women over and raping them in the back seat?

Also doing home invasions(warrantless entry) and then raping the women?

[AggieDave 6]

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Remember the fake cop in Chicago?

pulling women over and raping them in the back seat?

Also doing home invasions(warrantless entry) and then raping the women?

Nope. I generally don't keep up with the going-to-on in day to day Chicago. Although some people think its the absolute center of the universe (not you, just in general).

But it shows a point about the mentality of someone who would buy an ID that says "Delta Force" or a badge that says something like "executive security." The people that do those things aren't out in public, except in the background in some photographs. They're doing their damnedest to blend in and keep their job low on the visibility. Its not a "public" job like being a real police officer or a real firefighter out there in the public's eye.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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Don't forget one of these for your office.

I mean, how the fuck would anybody know you skydive if you didn't have a framed certificate?
http://www.nles.com/store/catalog/Certified_Parachutist_Certificate-p-925.html

I will say this . . . awesome resource for the prop department.

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[warpedskydiver 0]

I bet they have a certified proctologist card.

Hey maybe a Pornstar ID?

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I bet they have a certified proctologist card.
Hey maybe a Pornstar ID?

Nope, I checked for you. You're out of luck.




(The previous joke was just that; a joke. Joke is not intended to imply that Warped is a Proctologist or Porn star. Void where prohibited by law.)

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[JerryBaumchen 1,436]

Hi warped,

As soon as I read that I thought of:

Cell 2455, Death Row: A Condemned Man's Own Story by Caryl Chessman.

I read it back in the 50's.

http://www.amazon.com/Cell-2455-Death-Caryl-Chessman/dp/1568495994

JerryBaumchen

PS) Please note that this old man has learned how to make a url.

[warpedskydiver 0]

Great find Jerry!

[DiverMike 5]

But in the 1950's Chessman didn't have the luxury of having a fake ID. He had to use a red flashlight to make his victims think he was a cop.

It was a well-written book, albeit from a worthless piece of shit author.

It does make you think about the decline of society. Remember the good old days when the people on death row were literate?

For the same reason I jump off a perfectly good diving board.