Tuna-Salad 0 #101 September 23, 2009 Do I have to pick just one thing or do I get an unlimited number? Since I'm next in line I await to see what new flaws can be discoveredMillions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #102 September 23, 2009 Indecisive but patient... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iambeav2 0 #103 September 23, 2009 Has no skin....it's not the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until it's gone...it's the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until someone appreciates it for you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #104 September 23, 2009 This is what you get when you "Leave it to B.." oh nevermind. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #105 September 24, 2009 Spent all their jump money on enamels for the teeth!Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #106 September 24, 2009 Always has "bed head"Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #107 September 24, 2009 Excess nipples...Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #108 September 24, 2009 Quote Excess nipples... That's a bad thing??? Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #109 September 24, 2009 On a woman? You bet! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #110 September 24, 2009 QuoteExcess nipples... As in TOO MANY? Is such a thing possible?Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #111 September 24, 2009 Quote Quote Excess nipples... As in TOO MANY? Is such a thing possible? Yep - Ask JTVALthis might be evidence too . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #112 September 24, 2009 everythingDude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #113 September 24, 2009 Thinks he's very sexy! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #114 September 24, 2009 Quote Thinks he's very sexy! g She is perfect in every way - except without the whole flying umbrella thing, and being able to reach the banister rail.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #115 September 24, 2009 Can't get back on his feet if you roll him on his back! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #116 September 24, 2009 Likes to flip turtles on their backs. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #117 September 24, 2009 Quote Quote Thinks he's very sexy! g She is perfect in every way - except without the whole flying umbrella thing, and being able to reach the banister rail. WTF have you been smoking!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #118 September 24, 2009 Laughs at turtles on their backs.I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #119 September 28, 2009 QuoteLaughs at turtles on their backs. Should be a turtle for one day . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #120 September 28, 2009 Quote Likes to flip turtles on their backs. Holden: You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon. Leon: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you? Holden: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Leon: What do you mean, I'm not helping? Holden: I mean: you're not helping! Why is that, Leon? Oops!This isn't the movie quotes thread; Sorry."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
