BaronVonBoll 0 #1 September 25, 2009 Anybody got any favorite ones? Here are some of mine... How much more grevious are the consequences of anger than the causes of it! Marcus Aurelius One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar! Hellen Keller She cried and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook. Tommy Manville Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feels as good as ever. Don Marquis Don't give women advise; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the eveningh. Oscar Wilde To act responsibly, you have to take leaps without being sane! Dan Ellsberg A very popular error...having the courage of ones convictions; rather, its a matter of having the courage for an attack on ones convictions. Nietzsche Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great people make you feel that you, too, can become great! Mark Twain Any others??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #2 September 25, 2009 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Life at work is like a tree full of monkeys; the ones on top look down and see smiling faces, the ones on the bottom look up and see assholes.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #3 September 25, 2009 "aphorisms are not there to make stupid people smart; aphorisms are there to make smart people think" used that one on my boss at the time. it left her speechless! big story, but it worked in my favour.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 September 25, 2009 The sky will not always be there. Nor will you. Cocheese Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #5 September 25, 2009 Quote Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Never trust a ferret to do a weasel's work. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #6 September 25, 2009 Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know. Groucho Marx When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #7 September 25, 2009 "Women! ...you can't live with them, ...pass the beer nuts!" ~Norm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
