skymama 37 #1 September 18, 2009 So, it was just pointed out to me that I may be a little...naive when it comes to drug paraphernalia. Thanks to Michael Phelps, I know what a bong is, but I've never seen one up close. Am I really that weird? I'm just talking about the drug thing, not overall. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #2 September 18, 2009 Are you telling me you HAVEN'T been to another skydivers house and seen a bong? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #3 September 18, 2009 I'm sorry..what was the question again?? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #4 September 18, 2009 "Sir, I am unaware of any such device or mechanism - nor would I be disposed to discuss such a device if it did in fact exist, sir." "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fossg 0 #5 September 18, 2009 "Sir, I am unaware of any such device or mechanism - nor would I be disposed to discuss such a device if it did in fact exist, sir." That is a great answer. I have never seen one either. (I know of at least 3 people who will spit beer at their screens when they read this) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #6 September 18, 2009 Quote Are you telling me you HAVEN'T been to another skydivers house and seen a bong? No, I swear! I usually just hang out at the dz, not people's houses.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mwabd1 0 #7 September 18, 2009 Comon girl.........why do you think we have all of those safety meetings after the beer light comes on........I hereby reject your reality and instead choose to insert my own! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #8 September 18, 2009 Quote So, it was just pointed out to me that I may be a little...naive when it comes to drug paraphernalia. That's a good thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #9 September 18, 2009 Quote why do you think we have all of those safety meetings after the beer light comes on. Well, I know what a safety meeting is, I've just never seen a bong. I'm sure someone will enlighten me after this post. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #10 September 18, 2009 So in which convent were you raised? "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #11 September 18, 2009 Quote So in which convent were you raised? It's called the "Children of the 6'5" Marine Corps Captain". We didn't do anything bad, we were too scared!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #12 September 18, 2009 Quote I'm sorry..what was the question again?? Wait, what? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #13 September 18, 2009 Quote Quote I'm sorry..what was the question again?? Wait, what? What happened to the box of Twinkies? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #14 September 18, 2009 Are you serious? THE BONG TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #16 September 18, 2009 Quote So, it was just pointed out to me that I may be a little...naive when it comes to drug paraphernalia. Thanks to Michael Phelps, I know what a bong is, but I've never seen one up close. Am I really that weird? I'm just talking about the drug thing, not overall. wait a minute. you mean prior to Michael Phelps, you didn't know what a bong is? Cheech & Chong died in vain! oh wait, they didn't actually die. oh well.anyway, all I have to say is BURBLE BURBLE BURBLE BURBLE.....HUUUUFFFFF........"..'ere!".........HOOOOOOFFFFFF!! COUGH COUGH COUGH!!! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #17 September 18, 2009 we used to play Cosmic Monopoly. You pass Go, and you collect $200 and a bong hit. The game would usually pick up really fast at the beginning. But afterwards we often couldn't remember who had won. Very mysterious, that game. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #18 September 18, 2009 A little advice if you DO encounter one.. Don't drink the water! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #19 September 18, 2009 I still have mine in a box somewhere in the house. At one point I had a dashboard mounted one! hell yeah!! now i want a bong hit. damn you! Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #20 September 18, 2009 Quote A little advice if you DO encounter one.. Don't drink the water! Nope...make PANCAKES with it! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #21 September 18, 2009 See ya soon? I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #22 September 18, 2009 Wow man.. I forgot to vote............... I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #23 September 18, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I'm sorry..what was the question again?? Wait, what? What happened to the box of Twinkies? Twinkies!! HaHaHa, wait, what? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #24 September 18, 2009 Quote Quote A little advice if you DO encounter one.. Don't drink the water! Nope...make PANCAKES with it! Pancakes???Are you nuts! Brownies!!!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IEJuggalo 0 #25 September 18, 2009 ...Stupidest question ever. LOL The word"stupidest" is pretty stupid too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
