anthonyfellows 0 #1 September 10, 2009 She is watching HGTV ... I am listening to Tom Leykis ... What are the chances that I'll get laid tonight?Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumpdude 0 #2 September 10, 2009 QuoteShe is watching HGTV ... I am listening to Tom Leykis ... What are the chances that I'll get laid tonight? Promise to fix something in the house and you might. I hate HG TV. My wife watches that shit all the time and it bugs the shit out of me because I usually end up working on the house. But hell (shrugging shoulders) what the hell else do you do after being married for 24 years. Oral sex after 24 years is when you pass each other in the hallway and she says "Fuck you!" and you say "Fuck You!" back to her.Refuse to Lose!!! Failure is NOT an option! 1800skyrideripoff.com Nashvilleskydiving.org Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #3 September 10, 2009 Dammit ... I was still hoping to find the way she curses at me "sexy" 24 years from now (as long as she isn't pissed off when she does it).Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #4 September 10, 2009 pffft.... Go pounce on her and get some. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #5 September 10, 2009 Quote pffft.... Go pounce on her and get some. Going to ... But she isn't done cooking dinner yet. What is the priority? I mean ... She is a kick ass cook compared to my microwave cooking. I have a feeling she is going to chime in soon. I love everything about you honey!!!Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #6 September 10, 2009 Quote Oral sex after 24 years is when you pass each other in the hallway and she says "Fuck you!" and you say "Fuck You!" back to her.*** OMG that is hilarious!!! Anthony... STFU! Some of us haven't gotten ANY in several weeks! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #7 September 10, 2009 Quote Anthony... STFU! Some of us haven't gotten ANY in several weeks YEARS! That has been fixed. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmills0705 0 #8 September 10, 2009 QuoteShe is watching HGTV ... I am listening to Tom Leykis ... What are the chances that I'll get laid tonight? How many orgasms have you had in the past 24 hours? And.... your complaining?!Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #9 September 10, 2009 Quote Quote Oral sex after 24 years is when you pass each other in the hallway and she says "Fuck you!" and you say "Fuck You!" back to her. Next time she says "fuck you!" to you, you say "now? Okay" and proceed to take your pants off. Just for the reaction on her face, it should be priceless. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumpdude 0 #10 September 10, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Oral sex after 24 years is when you pass each other in the hallway and she says "Fuck you!" and you say "Fuck You!" back to her. Next time she says "fuck you!" to you, you say "now? Okay" and proceed to take your pants off. Just for the reaction on her face, it should be priceless. This would be her reaction---- It sounds like LuckyMcswervy is the one having all the fun. That's ok, She HOT and she deserves it...Refuse to Lose!!! Failure is NOT an option! 1800skyrideripoff.com Nashvilleskydiving.org Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumpdude 0 #11 September 10, 2009 Hey Karen, I've been meaning to ask you this, was you one of the jumpers who got in the fountain in front of the Punta Maracayo in Puerto Rico with the 10 bottles of bubble bath a couple of years ago? (may have been 3 years) I've still got the pics of it that I took from the second floor balcony. Damn bored skydivers! Refuse to Lose!!! Failure is NOT an option! 1800skyrideripoff.com Nashvilleskydiving.org Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pcramil 0 #12 September 10, 2009 Quote Quote Anthony... STFU! Some of us haven't gotten ANY in several YEARS ever... That has been fixed. fixed again *depressed sigh* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #13 September 10, 2009 Quote Hey Karen, I've been meaning to ask you this, was you one of the jumpers who got in the fountain in front of the Punta Maracayo in Puerto Rico with the 10 bottles of bubble bath a couple of years ago? (may have been 3 years) I've still got the pics of it that I took from the second floor balcony. Damn bored skydivers! Nope. Wasn't me. Post the pics. The prosecutorial time has passed.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumpdude 0 #14 September 10, 2009 Quote Quote Hey Karen, I've been meaning to ask you this, was you one of the jumpers who got in the fountain in front of the Punta Maracayo in Puerto Rico with the 10 bottles of bubble bath a couple of years ago? (may have been 3 years) I've still got the pics of it that I took from the second floor balcony. Damn bored skydivers! Nope. Wasn't me. Post the pics. The prosecutorial time has passed. Ok, they're on paper, so I'll have to figure out how to get them on disk, then on the computer. I think there's a pic of the group mooning as well. I'll try to find them and get back to ya.Refuse to Lose!!! Failure is NOT an option! 1800skyrideripoff.com Nashvilleskydiving.org Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #15 September 10, 2009 Quote Quote Anthony... STFU! Some of us haven't gotten ANY in several weeks YEARS! That has been fixed. Hey I bet you have worn out several vibrators by now. It is a sexual aid, not a deep mining tool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #16 September 10, 2009 Quote Quote pffft.... Go pounce on her and get some. Going to ... But she isn't done cooking dinner yet. What is the priority? I mean ... She is a kick ass cook compared to my microwave cooking. I have a feeling she is going to chime in soon. I love everything about you honey!!! WTF? Teach her to multitask.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmills0705 0 #17 September 10, 2009 I was multitasking - hgtv AND cooking. Pfffft.... you men don't appreciate our talents!!!Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 September 10, 2009 Quote I was multitasking - hgtv AND cooking. Pfffft.... you men don't appreciate our talents!!! Obviously not bent over QUITE far enough - Solution: Get a smaller screen and put it farther away from the edge of the counter.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumpdude 0 #19 September 10, 2009 Quote I was multitasking - hgtv AND cooking. Pfffft.... you men don't appreciate our talents!!! I suppose that depends on which "Talents" you are referring to! The watching HG TV, Nnnaaaaa! The cooking and the "Other talents" (Censored while grinning),,, Hell Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Refuse to Lose!!! Failure is NOT an option! 1800skyrideripoff.com Nashvilleskydiving.org Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #20 September 10, 2009 Quote Quote I was multitasking - hgtv AND cooking. Pfffft.... you men don't appreciate our talents!!! I suppose that depends on which "Talents" you are referring to! The watching HG TV, Nnnaaaaa! The cooking and the "Other talents" (Censored while grinning),,, Hell Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah ... I'm with you on that one.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #21 September 10, 2009 Quote Quote I was multitasking - hgtv AND cooking. Pfffft.... you men don't appreciate our talents!!! Obviously not bent over QUITE far enough - Solution: Get a smaller screen and put it farther away from the edge of the counter. Yeah, and ladies remember this, when we men are watching porn, try to not block the view of the screen with the back of your head as we are pounding away, it breaks our concentration efforts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
