Tink1717 2 #1 September 8, 2009 OK all you biology/entomology people, what kind of spider has taken up residence in our old packing area at skydive Delmarva? This "little" guy is about 4" across. Cool, but it's scaring the whuffos.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #2 September 8, 2009 dat rite der is a damn ugle one. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #3 September 8, 2009 Quote dat rite der is a damn ugle one. DING!!! Dude it scares me and I'm not a whuffo... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #4 September 8, 2009 QuoteOK all you biology/entomology people, what kind of spider has taken up residence in our old packing area at skydive Delmarva? This "little" guy is about 4" across. Cool, but it's scaring the whuffos. banana spider (probably different names in different places) or other type of orb weaver. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SARLDO 0 #5 September 8, 2009 Quote banana spider (probably different names in different places) or other type of orb weaver. Yep, Banana spider. Harmless but, try walking into one while out hiking. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! and i'm not even afraid of spiders."Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens MB#4300 Dudeist Skydiver #68 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #6 September 8, 2009 HOLY FUCK!! Wheres the note to self thread???? This girl is not going anywhere NEAR Skydive Delmarva! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #7 September 8, 2009 B.A.N.A.N.A.S. Find the biggest bug you can and watch Mr. Banana tear into it."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #8 September 8, 2009 Quote HOLY FUCK!! Wheres the note to self thread???? This girl is not going anywhere NEAR Skydive Delmarva! That's up to you, but I bet the mosquito problem at Delmarva has been solved."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #9 September 8, 2009 Quote Quote HOLY FUCK!! Wheres the note to self thread???? This girl is not going anywhere NEAR Skydive Delmarva! That's up to you, but I bet the mosquito problem at Delmarva has been solved. Ill take mosquito bites any day over THAT thing!I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #10 September 8, 2009 Great. See that bitch at the MAX boogie!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #11 September 8, 2009 On Fmylife.com today: Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with my mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in my mouth. FML Seemed appropriate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #12 September 8, 2009 Quoteep, Banana spider. Harmless but, try walking into one while out hiking. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Shocked and i'm not even afraid of spiders. I am and walking into those guys ANYWHERE results in a complete "twisting the F off freak out!"--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #13 September 9, 2009 Quote Quote banana spider (probably different names in different places) or other type of orb weaver. Yep, Banana spider. Harmless but, try walking into one while out hiking. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! and i'm not even afraid of spiders. Yeah, me too! I'm perfectly fine with spiders of any shape and size ........unless one is "on" me. Then nothing else matters but getting the dam thing "off" of me! Don't even matter if I break stuff ......or hurt myself .......or others! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #14 September 9, 2009 we call those Garden spiders, they make a huge web and get real fat - but harmless and help keep the bugs awayGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #15 September 9, 2009 Quote HOLY FUCK!! Wheres the note to self thread???? This girl is not going anywhere NEAR Skydive Delmarva! If you live in Florida you are living in the banana spider capital of the US. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #16 September 9, 2009 Quote This "little" guy is about 4" across. are you sure ? I'm pretty sure she must be 8 feet scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingJ 0 #17 September 9, 2009 Quote If you live in Florida you are living in the banana spider capital of the US. No kidding. I ended up throwing myself backwards off an ATV several times upon realizing that my face was just inches from colliding with one of these monsters. Spiders don't bother me, but catching one in the face going 20mph down a trail is a rude awakening. They can bite and it gives you a bit of a welt but it's not harmful, just annoying. I've had worse mosquito bites. If you'd rather not kill it, usually just destroying their web will make them move. Might take doing it a time or two, but we found after clearing them from a trail they would usually move elsewhere. Can only imagine it gets annoying constantly rebuilding!Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Will_Evo 0 #18 September 9, 2009 FML...I hate spiders. I'll kill that bitch next next weekend when I come up! -EvoZoo Crew Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #19 September 9, 2009 Is it an AN-2???Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #20 September 9, 2009 On a serious note... but not too serious... They have 'em here in Japan too... but I ain't never seen no bananer trees here... stoopid spahhders....Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #21 September 9, 2009 Ooh we got them too. they stand guard over my tomatoes, this one is just a baby. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #22 September 9, 2009 Quote Ooh we got them too. they stand guard over my tomatoes, this one is just a baby. that's a bartack spider, senior rigger scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
