jumpingjunkie09 0 #251 September 1, 2009 Quote I'm still confused on the gender issue? How and wher was that discussed? And are any of you sexy well to do ladies willing to donate to the Shah Da Sexy Man Equipment Fund or SDSMEF for short? *crosses fingers* "Please let Swervy answer that, please let Swervy answer that..." I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #252 September 1, 2009 Quote I wasnt on for maybe 3 hours and I missed all of this! But it's still super entertaining! I know! I was gone for maybe an hour earlier and i missed five pages lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmills0705 0 #253 September 1, 2009 Quote Quote Ah ha ha!!! This thread has kept me entertained for the past 20 minutes as I read through everyone's comments Seriously, I've had a spectacularly shit day and this just cheered me up - thanks everyone for being so damned funny!! +1 I wasnt on for maybe 3 hours and I missed all of this! But it's still super entertaining! Kim, you are hilarious!! I only wish I had been around earlier to see all of her (his) comments too! I know. I wish the mods would have just locked it and left the comments. It is great entertainment and those that will be coming home from work will have missed all the fuckery!Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #254 September 1, 2009 Quote I've got cojones, my shirt says so. Will you buy me a new liquid Sky? I REALLY, REALLY want one!!! Shit, he has Julio's number on speed dial After several suits and a rig from them Julio sends him christmas cards. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #255 September 1, 2009 Quote Quote I'm still confused on the gender issue? How and wher was that discussed? And are any of you sexy well to do ladies willing to donate to the Shah Da Sexy Man Equipment Fund or SDSMEF for short? *crosses fingers* "Please let Swervy answer that, please let Swervy answer that..." I like you girls, your fun. Oh well, the perks of having tits i guess.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #256 September 1, 2009 Quote I like you girls, your fun. Oh well, the perks of having tits i guess. Having tits is a perk, but mostly they're fun for me And anyway, you can't dispute the practicality of a penis when it comes to writing your name in snow "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OMGjump 0 #257 September 1, 2009 Boy I missed alot while at work! My nephew showed me the page on ebay. I said whoa here I got to write something about this. I got tickled when I seen all the pages of posts all ready on this topic. I got to say it looks like everyone took the words right out of my mouth. My nephew is working hard for his A License (4 jumps away) and starting to save money for all his gear. I guess he will be able to hold his head up knowing he worked hard for his hobby. I am proud of him!Once you have flown, you will walk the Earth with your eyes turned skyward; for there you have been, there you long to return. -Leonardo de Vinchi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #258 September 1, 2009 Quote I'm still confused on the gender issue? How and wher was that discussed? And are any of you sexy well to do ladies willing to donate to the Shah Da Sexy Man Equipment Fund or SDSMEF for short? There is a long time poster on here that goes by the name of Funks. He has been banned and occasionally pops up as a different user. In this case he posed as a girl. He posted another thread outing himself, but the mods deleted it, and him. and NO I won't donate to your cause.... I have enough already! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #259 September 1, 2009 Quote Quote I like you girls, your fun. Oh well, the perks of having tits i guess. Having tits is a perk, but mostly they're fun for me And anyway, you can't dispute the practicality of a penis when it comes to writing your name in snow Ah it's not really all that fun! Tits to get you free drinks at bars! Dick...well they may get you a free drink but it may be in a strange bar were every one is wearing black leather.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #260 September 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I like you girls, your fun. Oh well, the perks of having tits i guess. Having tits is a perk, but mostly they're fun for me And anyway, you can't dispute the practicality of a penis when it comes to writing your name in snow Ah it's not really all that fun! Tits to get you free drinks at bars! Dick...well they may get you a free drink but it may be in a strange bar were every one is wearing black leather. Shah, it was a guy pretending to be that chick. I'm surprised the exact pic as the avatar and the eBay ad wasn't a dead giveaway for people here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #261 September 1, 2009 Say..... was it Funks doing his yearly prank postings on DZ.com? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #262 September 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I like you girls, your fun. Oh well, the perks of having tits i guess. Having tits is a perk, but mostly they're fun for me And anyway, you can't dispute the practicality of a penis when it comes to writing your name in snow Ah it's not really all that fun! Tits to get you free drinks at bars! Dick...well they may get you a free drink but it may be in a strange bar were every one is wearing black leather. Tits may get girls free drinks, but penises get you bigger salaries.. In a weird way, I'm sure it all evens out And PLEASE don't take this post seriously - it's not meant to be "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #263 September 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote I like you girls, your fun. Oh well, the perks of having tits i guess. Having tits is a perk, but mostly they're fun for me And anyway, you can't dispute the practicality of a penis when it comes to writing your name in snow Ah it's not really all that fun! Tits to get you free drinks at bars! Dick...well they may get you a free drink but it may be in a strange bar were every one is wearing black leather. Tits may get girls free drinks, but penises get you bigger salaries.. In a weird way, I'm sure it all evens out And PLEASE don't take this post seriously - it's not meant to be Yeah - but do you realize how much is spent on the free drinks?! The investment is fuck all bigger than the return.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #264 September 1, 2009 Quote Yeah - but do you realize how much is spent on the free drinks?! The investment is fuck all bigger than the return. DUDE.. Don't be mad at me because the ladies need strong beer goggles to consider you a viable shag!!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #265 September 1, 2009 Quote Quote Yeah - but do you realize how much is spent on the free drinks?! The investment is fuck all bigger than the return. DUDE.. Don't be mad at me because the ladies need strong beer goggles to consider you a viable shag!!! Hell BABY - I could make you switch teams!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #266 September 1, 2009 Quote Quote Yeah - but do you realize how much is spent on the free drinks?! The investment is fuck all bigger than the return. DUDE.. Don't be mad at me because the ladies need strong beer goggles to consider you a viable shag!!! ROTFLMAO g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #267 September 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Yeah - but do you realize how much is spent on the free drinks?! The investment is fuck all bigger than the return. DUDE.. Don't be mad at me because the ladies need strong beer goggles to consider you a viable shag!!! Hell BABY - I could make you switch teams! I already play both teams - what exactly would you drive me to switch to??!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #268 September 1, 2009 Wait! I have boobies! Where are my free shirley temples?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #269 September 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Yeah - but do you realize how much is spent on the free drinks?! The investment is fuck all bigger than the return. DUDE.. Don't be mad at me because the ladies need strong beer goggles to consider you a viable shag!!! Hell BABY - I could make you switch teams! I already play both teams - what exactly would you drive me to switch to??!! Obviously the fairer sex.I could make a freight train take a dirt road if I stood on the tracks!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #270 September 1, 2009 QuoteDUDE.. Don't be mad at me because the ladies need strong beer goggles to consider you a viable shag!!! +1 Well said! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #271 September 1, 2009 Quote Wait! I have boobies! Where are my free shirley temples?! Sammich?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #272 September 1, 2009 LMFAO!!!!! Nataly, you are being very entertaining today!!! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #273 September 1, 2009 Quote Sammich? I only make one kind of sandwich. Buttered toast, with a slice of cheese, a slice of turkey lunchmeat, and LOTS of Italian dressing. Thats your only option! oh and will you buy me a rig?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #274 September 1, 2009 Quote Quote Sammich? I only make one kind of sandwich. Buttered toast, with a slice of cheese, a slice of turkey lunchmeat, and LOTS of Italian dressing. Thats your only option! oh and will you buy me a rig?! How am I supposed to know that? I haven't tasted the sammich yet . . . Oh and Good beer - Only domestic that qualifies is Yuingling or a Micro Brewery . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #275 September 1, 2009 Quote Quote I'm still confused on the gender issue? How and wher was that discussed? And are any of you sexy well to do ladies willing to donate to the Shah Da Sexy Man Equipment Fund or SDSMEF for short? There is a long time poster on here that goes by the name of Funks. He has been banned and occasionally pops up as a different user. In this case he posed as a girl. He posted another thread outing himself, but the mods deleted it, and him. and NO I won't donate to your cause.... I have enough already! g I wondered if it was the funks...or even clay ----- thanks for entertainment before I went to work...it ought to make it a lot less painful ---Oh and DD....I do still have that whip - but I only bring it out on special occasions -DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
