babygirly 0 #101 September 1, 2009 QuoteThat would be hilarious. I would consider it a 2 for 1 deal. Rig and whipping your butt. Too bad I'm a better person than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmills0705 0 #102 September 1, 2009 Obviously.Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ketia0 0 #103 September 1, 2009 this SOOO brightened my day up! Good rading while i got nothing to do! now.. on to the girl.. if you ever come to SDSL you can borrow mine "In this game you can't predict the future. You just have to play the odds. "-JohnMitchell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #104 September 1, 2009 Quote>she doesn't want help - she wants a handout. Most people define help as assistance they approve of and a handout as assistance they don't approve of. Which is fine by me; call it whatever you want. Nope - help is referring her to ways to "help" her make money to pay for these things, a hand out is where you do nothing and expect everything done for you. Just in case you didn't quite grasp my explanation: Handout = I hand you money just because you asked for it. Help = I offer to let you earn the money. Handout = I give you an object because you want it Help = I refer you to places of employment Do you see the difference?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #105 September 1, 2009 Uhhh. NO. Get a Job!! (Or at least learn to make me sammiches and fetch beer before asking me for a rig) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #106 September 1, 2009 Quote this SOOO brightened my day up! Good rading while i got nothing to do! now.. on to the girl.. if you ever come to SDSL you can borrow mine Um~d00d...ya jump rental gear! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #107 September 1, 2009 About 6 years ago I worked full time at Skydive Elsinore and some asshole decided to torch the gear trailer where my, as well as many others', gear was stored. Thanks to the overwhelming generosity of the skydiving community, we all received at least 50% of our losses back in donations to replace our gear. And thanks to the owners of Skydive Elsinore they allowed me to sell back my unused jump tickets to recover the other 50%. There are some incredible people in skydiving.www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #108 September 1, 2009 Bwahahaha. This is cracking me up at work. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ketia0 0 #109 September 1, 2009 Quote Quote this SOOO brightened my day up! Good rading while i got nothing to do! now.. on to the girl.. if you ever come to SDSL you can borrow mine Um~d00d...ya jump rental gear! busted!!! true.. for now! but im looking to buy my own! ( i worked hard and saved up. now just want to see what size im going to. 210 or 190) hey Jim, you going to be there friday?"In this game you can't predict the future. You just have to play the odds. "-JohnMitchell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #110 September 1, 2009 QuoteQuoteThat would be hilarious. I would consider it a 2 for 1 deal. Rig and whipping your butt. Too bad I'm a better person than that. Wow ... And I thought only men acted like this in public.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 803 #111 September 1, 2009 OMG! You can't afford to buy your own beer and are asking for a free one??? How despicable!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
babygirly 0 #112 September 1, 2009 QuoteQuoteQuoteThat would be hilarious. I would consider it a 2 for 1 deal. Rig and whipping your butt. Too bad I'm a better person than that. Wow ... And I thought only men acted like this in public. What can I say. She started it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #113 September 1, 2009 Quote Well then if thats the case is shouldnt offend you if I say I think you are pretty fucking rude. Maybe it's the AC kicking in but....WOW...my nipples just got hard...I love how skydiving girls can just get angry like this. In a strange way it's so kinky! 0.001 sec from a restraining order, a tazing or mad humping!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #114 September 1, 2009 Quote Uhhh. NO. Get a Job!! (Or at least learn to make me sammiches and fetch beer before asking me for a rig) A rig is going to be worth more than a Beer and a Sammich . . . There better be some cleaning involved!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #115 September 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote this SOOO brightened my day up! Good reading while i got nothing to do! now.. on to the girl.. if you ever come to SDSL you can borrow mine Um~d00d...ya jump rental gear! busted!!! true.. for now! but im looking to buy my own! ( i worked hard and saved up. now just want to see what size im going to. 210 or 190) hey Jim, you going to be there Friday? I'm trying to work it in my schedule, gotta take my kid over to Hooks for his flying lesson.....might leave him there all afternoon and head down to make a few with ya! You working the weekend? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ketia0 0 #116 September 1, 2009 its a protrac.. "In this game you can't predict the future. You just have to play the odds. "-JohnMitchell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #117 September 1, 2009 Quote its a protrac.. THAT - won't give you much protection . . . but it will be interesting as a fashion accessory.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #118 September 1, 2009 Quote its a protrac.. Um...it's a' pro TEC'...a protrac is the buzzy thingie! ~Should have said something, I have one I'd have given ya! Edited to add: helmet that is...get yer own buzzer. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmills0705 0 #119 September 1, 2009 Quote Quote Well then if thats the case is shouldnt offend you if I say I think you are pretty fucking rude. Maybe it's the AC kicking in but....WOW...my nipples just got hard...I love how skydiving girls can just get angry like this. In a strange way it's so kinky! 0.001 sec from a restraining order, a tazing or mad humping! Oh Shah.... I am laughing my ass off over here... no anger on my part!!! I am proud of myself... Tuesday entertainment my friend... something has to get us through the work week!Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ketia0 0 #120 September 1, 2009 yea! im working a special project right now. 19 days in a row, 12 hours a day, and 2 days off. we will be doing this for about 3-4 months!! anywho.. i told my supervisor i needed "Emergency Vacation". Lol. so im getting off friday at 10am, will be at the DZ by 11am. will jump till sunset load!! Hope to see you there!! if not, ill be back oct. 3.. thats my next weekend off ( my frist weekend off is sept. 11, but im driving to ill. and back!!!) "In this game you can't predict the future. You just have to play the odds. "-JohnMitchell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
babygirly 0 #121 September 1, 2009 Quoteno anger on my part!!! Could have fooled me. Girl, I think you have problems you arent even aware of yet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #122 September 1, 2009 Quote Quote Uhhh. NO. Get a Job!! (Or at least learn to make me sammiches and fetch beer before asking me for a rig) A rig is going to be worth more than a Beer and a Sammich . . . There better be some cleaning involved! I didnt say she would GET the rig.. Just that after bringing me Sammiches and Beer for a while she could ASK me to buy her a rig. The answer will of course be NO being that Just had sell my own damn rig because I am flat fucking broke and had to pay my own bills. But at least this way I get a few beers and some meals out of it and THAT is what is really important here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #123 September 1, 2009 Quote QuoteHandout Get a Job!! Put the two greatest minds on dizzy dot together and you come up with HANDJOB A way she can make money to buy a rig.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
babygirly 0 #124 September 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Uhhh. NO. Get a Job!! (Or at least learn to make me sammiches and fetch beer before asking me for a rig) A rig is going to be worth more than a Beer and a Sammich . . . There better be some cleaning involved! I didnt say she would GET the rig.. Just that after bringing me Sammiches and Beer for a while she could ASK me to buy her a rig. The answer will of course be NO being that Just had sell my own damn rig because I am flat fucking broke and had to pay my own bills. But at least this way I get a few beers and some meals out of it and THAT is what is really important here. What do I get out of it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #125 September 1, 2009 Well I was going to say.. She is sitting on a Goldmine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
