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ryoder

Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women

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Ya know, in the military, we HAVE to call them females, not girls, women, chicks, hotties or any other name you can think of... get a bunch-o-trouble if you get called out on it.
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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Oh come on!:P
We have seen those old pics of yours;
We know you have seen guys get stupid in person!:ph34r:



Yes... I've seen one or two do ... rather silly things. :D But I said MOST of the men... MOST of them don't seem to do much more than watch the short skirt walk by or glance at the view of cleavage... now, if they're thinking more distracting thoughts... I can't argue for that. But MOST seem to have it together.


It's not that we have it together;
It's just that our tongues have gone rigid,
and we know if we try to talk, a bunch on incoherent babel will come out,
making a less favorable impression than if we just stay quiet.[:/]
And trust me, our thoughts are rated "X".>:(

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Maybe it is an experience thing like John relates to... cuz otherwise how would HE even function enough to breathe... being married to such a hottie!B|B|



Being with a hottie is no problem, once we have become acquainted;
The problem is starting as strangers and trying to get to know them.
The stress is as bad as giving a public speech.:S
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Oh come on!:P
We have seen those old pics of yours;
We know you have seen guys get stupid in person!:ph34r:



Yes... I've seen one or two do ... rather silly things. :D But I said MOST of the men... MOST of them don't seem to do much more than watch the short skirt walk by or glance at the view of cleavage... now, if they're thinking more distracting thoughts... I can't argue for that. But MOST seem to have it together.


It's not that we have it together;
It's just that our tongues have gone rigid,
and we know if we try to talk, a bunch on incoherent babel will come out,
making a less favorable impression than if we just stay quiet.[:/]
And trust me, our thoughts are rated "X".>:(


Tongues? I thought it was something else that would go rigid?

But... even with X (or R or PG13) thoughts... I would still give most of you's guys more credit that that study might infer.

I just don't think that a pretty girl would be that paralyzing to most guys, but not having the deficient Y chrm, I guess I might not think the same. B|B|

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