JohnRich 4 #1 September 2, 2009 News:Catholic church issues prayer for faithful to say before sex "Roman Catholic couples are being encouraged to pray together before they have sex. "A book published by a prominent Church group invites those setting out on married life to recite the specially-composed Prayer Before Making Love. "It is aimed at 'purifying their intentions' so that the act is not about selfishness or hedonism..."Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1210519/Never-mind-pillow-talk-couples-told-Roman-Catholic-church-PRAY-sex.html The prayer: "Place within us love that truly gives, tenderness that truly unites, self-offering that tells the truth and does not deceive, forgiveness that truly receives, loving physical union that welcomes. Open our hearts to you, to each other and to the goodness of your will. Cover our poverty in the richness of your mercy and forgiveness. Clothe us in true dignity and take to yourself our shared aspirations, for your glory, for ever and ever." I wonder how long it will take some people to start bashing Christians? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #2 September 2, 2009 My prayer is a little different Dear Lord please make me last more than 3 minutes.You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wayneflorida 0 #3 September 2, 2009 Quote My prayer is a little different Dear Lord please make me last more than 3 minutes. ---------------------------- Quit bragging! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #4 September 2, 2009 Pretty much constantly. Otherwise, I don't think it would ever happen.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhys 0 #5 September 2, 2009 what a stupid bunch of crap! Are you talking about the priest or the alter boy?"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, then the world will see peace." - 'Jimi' Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #6 September 2, 2009 I don't need ANY help “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lost_n_confuzd 0 #7 September 2, 2009 Quote My prayer is a little different Dear Lord please make me last more than 3 minutes. What's wrong with 3 minutes? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #8 September 2, 2009 A simple "No" would have sufficed. Why knock someone else's beliefs? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #9 September 2, 2009 Quote Dear Lord please make me last more than 3 minutes. You really know how to make a girl swoon, don't you? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #10 September 2, 2009 I pray it wont be another 6 months before I have sex again...(or how ever long it has been since the prior time) TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #11 September 2, 2009 No, not before. Does screaming "Oh, God!" during the act count? I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #12 September 2, 2009 Where did message numbers 5 & 8 go? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #13 September 2, 2009 #5 broke the forum rules. #8 was a reply to #5, and since #5 was deleted there's no reason to keep it up.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ketia0 0 #14 September 2, 2009 I havent had it in over 3 years.. so 3 mintues is weeeelll over my time!! plus.. i never really got into sex when i used to. it got kinda boring after the first.. 30 seconds? but then again.. i usually "finished" in a minute.. flat! "In this game you can't predict the future. You just have to play the odds. "-JohnMitchell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BDashe 0 #15 September 2, 2009 Spose it's tough to 'get into' sex if you're asexual. So there I was... Making friends and playing nice since 1983 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #16 September 2, 2009 Quote #5 broke the forum rules. #8 was a reply to #5, and since #5 was deleted there's no reason to keep it up. Guess I missed it.... speakers corner stuff?"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #17 September 2, 2009 Of course you should pray!! Cuz you know.... every sperm is scared It would be like praying before receiving communion. Isn't that why the girls have to be on their knees to recieve something so scared? (I am SO going to Hell.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #18 September 2, 2009 Quote Of course you should pray!! Cuz you know.... every sperm is scared It would be like praying before receiving communion. Isn't that why the girls have to be on their knees to recieve something so scared? (I am SO going to Hell.) I'll save you a seat next to me. For a second I thought of the Duggars when I saw the clip. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #19 September 2, 2009 Karen!! Love it! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #20 September 2, 2009 Quote Of course you should pray!! Cuz you know.... every sperm is scared I hope that's a typo. 'Cause the only thing MINE are scared of is daylight.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #21 September 2, 2009 Quote Quote Of course you should pray!! Cuz you know.... every sperm is scared I hope that's a typo. 'Cause the only thing MINE are scared of is daylight. they are scared sacred Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #22 September 2, 2009 This should be moved to SC so we can actually talk about how ridiculous this is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #23 September 2, 2009 Pray the condom doesn't break... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #24 September 2, 2009 Quote My prayer is a little different Dear Lord please make me last more than 3 minutes. How YOU doin'?? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #25 September 2, 2009 Quote Of course you should pray!! Isn't that why the girls have to be on their knees to recieve something so scared? (I am SO going to Hell.) LMAO!!! "Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
