jumpingjunkie09 0 #1 September 3, 2009 Ive come to realize that I am definitely "that girl". You know, the ungraceful one who is always tripping, bumping into random objects, spilling stuff, and injuring herself. I am completely accident prone, and wierd stuff always happens to me. Today I took a shower, and was towel drying my face, when I felt an awful pinching sensation on my nose. Turns out I accidently ripped my nose ring out of my face (and lost it) by towel drying too aggressively. Ive had my nose pierced since 2004 without incident. Now the nose ring has a little ball of metal soldered on to the end so it doesnt come out of your nose easily. Ive had that particular piece of jewelry in my face for almost 3 years straight, so needless to say when it got yanked out, the hole wasnt big enough for the ball to pass through safely, and I started bleeding!! The worst part was that once I found a new nose ring to replace the lost jewelry, I had to shove a ball back through the tiny hole in the other direction. Now my nose is completely swollen on one side! UGH!!!!!!! Seriously, is anyone out there a bigger klutz than me??I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #2 September 3, 2009 Quote Seriously, is anyone out there a bigger klutz than me?? My wife! She told me one day that she wanted a motorcycle. I told her i would buy her whatever Harley she wanted if she could go a month without bumping into the coffee table. That was almost three years ago and i still haven't had to buy a motorcycle. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #3 September 3, 2009 When I read the title I thought, "you can't spell klutz without lutz." (I don't think you are a Lutz.) "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 September 3, 2009 TTIWWOP! Seriously, that sucks. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 September 3, 2009 Quote Ive come to realize that I am definitely "that girl". You know, the ungraceful one who is always tripping, bumping into random objects, spilling stuff, and injuring herself. I am completely accident prone, and wierd stuff always happens to me. Today I took a shower, and was towel drying my face, when I felt an awful pinching sensation on my nose. Turns out I accidently ripped my nose ring out of my face (and lost it) by towel drying too aggressively. Ive had my nose pierced since 2004 without incident. Now the nose ring has a little ball of metal soldered on to the end so it doesnt come out of your nose easily. Ive had that particular piece of jewelry in my face for almost 3 years straight, so needless to say when it got yanked out, the hole wasnt big enough for the ball to pass through safely, and I started bleeding!! The worst part was that once I found a new nose ring to replace the lost jewelry, I had to shove a ball back through the tiny hole in the other direction. Now my nose is completely swollen on one side! UGH!!!!!!! Seriously, is anyone out there a bigger klutz than me?? Count your blessings - it could be another piercing that ripped it's way out. But then there would be a LOT more people who would be offering to kiss it and make it better then, now wouldn't I?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #6 September 3, 2009 I hope your nose is doing okay now. What were the other KLUTZY things you have done to injury yourself? Me, I had a situation with the closet door. I was trying to put it back on the track and being so short the door slipped, pinch my boobie(nipple) and pure instinct I dropped the door but it still had my boobie(nipple) in a death grip so I fell with the door. That hurt so bad, you have no idea. Not sure your nose can compare to the closet door assaulting me.... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pcramil 0 #7 September 3, 2009 no worries...i'm sure i can top that.. especially while in a car Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheach 0 #8 September 3, 2009 I honestly fall more than any person should be allowed to. I miss chairs when I go to sit in them...and I half run in to walls daily. Like I shoulder bump walls....clearly misjudging how wide they are. I also ran into a locker once at work. (I may have been staring at a hot dad though.)I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrelgirl 0 #9 September 3, 2009 You probably already know this, but fill a tiny cup to the brim with some warm salty water and soak that sucker! I've done that to my nose ring before too, and went back to the screw type studs that don't tear as hard. That said, I never considered myself a klutz until I started skydiving. I'm as awkward as a baby giraffe, for serious. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #10 September 3, 2009 Quote You probably already know this, but fill a tiny cup to the brim with some warm salty water and soak that sucker! I've done that to my nose ring before too, and went back to the screw type studs that don't tear as hard. That said, I never considered myself a klutz until I started skydiving. I'm as awkward as a baby giraffe, for serious. I get called a giraffe on a daily basis, though Im sure it has more to do with my ridiculous height than my awkwardness! And I constantly have mysterious bruises on my body... no clue when or how they got there!!I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pcramil 0 #11 September 4, 2009 Quote I get called a giraffe on a daily basis, though Im sure it has more to do with my ridiculous height than my awkwardness! mmm...hot chick with long legs Quote And I constantly have mysterious bruises on my body... no clue when or how they got there!! i'd go home and people would point out random fresh cuts anywhere on my body...i'd just look at them with a blank face and go, "uh...i dunno where i got it." the only place i can remember cutting myself is on my head whenever i shave it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebeth 0 #12 September 4, 2009 Haha. This is a great thread. I'm right there with y'all...tonight I ran into my bedroom door on the way in because I THOUGHT it was open. Yeah, not so much. Definitely closed. (To my credit, it was dark...) I'm also a rock climber and have started a bruise gallery/contest with some of my online climber friends and it's a total hoot. We're just a little gathering of total klutzes and I love it. -km Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pcramil 0 #13 September 4, 2009 here's some (non-skydiving related) bruises i helped cause Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #14 September 4, 2009 >And I constantly have mysterious bruises on my body... no clue when or how they got there!! I think I told you people this one before; I was in the midst of a breakup a long time ago and my GF/pending ex showed up one afternoon and I noticed these bruises in a straight line across the front of Her thighs.....her response was- I must have "bumped" into a chair......RIGHT..... I am familiar with that kind of bumping Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
