jshaver123 0 #1 May 9, 2009 I just sat here and made this up since the weather was shitty today.... Top 10 reasons to date a skydiver.... 10. They bring the booze for every first.... 9. They know the faster you go the better it is... 8. They never want to stop... 7. Lets you know when there about to pull(out)...LMAO 6. Knows there always something to learn... 7. Knows theres many different ways to do it.... 5. There always down for one more jump.... 4. They have done it in many locations.... 3. They like being videotaped to improve ourselves... 2. Theres nothing they wont or havent tried already... 1. They know the more people involved the better... feel free to add your own or to change one let me know what you think Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #2 May 10, 2009 Thats great...... Now if i could find a skydive chick to trade my whoffo wife forNothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #3 May 10, 2009 23. They are more aerodynamical than most people. 67. They are REALLY good at pulling handles. 101. They like almost any colour and combination of colours. While this may not seem like obvious reasons to date someone, these are very advantageous traits that might come in handy in many situations. OH, and the fact that skydivers are good at pulling handles has been proven by scientists. And of course that lime green and royal blue canopy goes beautifully in the orange and pink container, it matches with the green, black and pink jumpsuit! Shitty weather here too, but I cleaned my flat and went out into the norwegian wilderness in the rain and saw a snake. A real one! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #4 May 11, 2009 Quote 23. They are more aerodynamical than most people. 67. They are REALLY good at pulling handles. 101. They like almost any colour and combination of colours. While this may not seem like obvious reasons to date someone, these are very advantageous traits that might come in handy in many situations. OH, and the fact that skydivers are good at pulling handles has been proven by scientists. And of course that lime green and royal blue canopy goes beautifully in the orange and pink container, it matches with the green, black and pink jumpsuit! Shitty weather here too, but I cleaned my flat and went out into the norwegian wilderness in the rain and saw a snake. A real one! Any male skydiver will show you their snake, all you have to do is ask!Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ketia0 0 #5 May 11, 2009 Top 10 reasons to date a skydiver: 10 They make sure they're always safe 9 They've got excellent body awareness 8 They bring it in nice and smooth 7 They'll never mess up twice 6 5 times in a day is nothing special 5 Going head first is encouraged 4 They've been known to do it up to 440 ways, 4 ways are child play 3 They don't care if they're on their stomach, back, sitting, or head first 2 Unlike other athletes, they can keep doing it till the day they die and the number 1 reason to date a skydiver... Once you've reached climax they're just getting started They belong to the mile high club They actually know of something that IS better than sex They never jump without a parachute (condom reference) You can get away with copping a feel when doing a cat They spend 20 minutes on the ground practicing first RODEO!! They like to go down They have experience fitting large things in small places They are always up for a good 3 way,.. 4 way, even better Free jumps are a perfectly suitable Valentines gift A romantic trip to Paris involves a plane ticket to California rather than France"In this game you can't predict the future. You just have to play the odds. "-JohnMitchell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grimmie 186 #6 May 11, 2009 #1-You end up banging all of their friends too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #7 May 11, 2009 -They go down faster.-They're good to the last drop. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ketia0 0 #8 August 29, 2009 All these good reasons to date a skydiver... and im still single!! One day! till then... i can spend the money i would have spent on her on JUMPS!!! "In this game you can't predict the future. You just have to play the odds. "-JohnMitchell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #9 August 29, 2009 Quote Any male skydiver will show you their snake, all you have to do is ask! Thank you! I've noticed! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thrillstalker 0 #10 August 29, 2009 all these posts are hilarious."Never grow a wishbone, where your backbone ought to be." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #11 August 29, 2009 great stuff!! this has got to be one of my favorite threads (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sangi 0 #12 August 29, 2009 Quote Thats great...... Now if i could find a skydive chick to trade my whoffo wife for So why marry one in the first place?"Dream as you'll live forever, live as you'll die today." James Dean Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #13 August 29, 2009 Quote #1-You end up banging all of their friends too. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slcooper 0 #14 August 30, 2009 QuoteTop 10 reasons to date a skydiver: 10 They make sure they're always safe 9 They've got excellent body awareness 8 They bring it in nice and smooth 7 They'll never mess up twice 6 5 times in a day is nothing special 5 Going head first is encouraged 4 They've been known to do it up to 440 ways, 4 ways are child play 3 They don't care if they're on their stomach, back, sitting, or head first 2 Unlike other athletes, they can keep doing it till the day they die and the number 1 reason to date a skydiver... Once you've reached climax they're just getting started They belong to the mile high club They actually know of something that IS better than sex They never jump without a parachute (condom reference) You can get away with copping a feel when doing a cat They spend 20 minutes on the ground practicing first RODEO!! They like to go down They have experience fitting large things in small places They are always up for a good 3 way,.. 4 way, even better Free jumps are a perfectly suitable Valentines gift A romantic trip to Paris involves a plane ticket to California rather than France Damn, dude, you are on a roll!Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #15 August 30, 2009 Quote Quote #1-You end up banging all of their friends too. so thats where the saying "keep it between friends" comes from Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
