FallinWoman 1 #26 September 6, 2003 Since we are speaking of pooping at work.... Can someone please explain to me why, after two and a half months of summer vacation, the school where I work decided to replace the stall walls and doors in the faculty bathroom during the first two weeks of school??? COULD THEY NOT HAVE DONE THIS WHILE THE BUILDING WAS NOT BEING USED?? I can't stand pooping next to students.... ~Anne I'm a Doll!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #27 September 6, 2003 I think you guys missed one. The "Phantom Poop" Ya know....when you have a real ass hole boss. Sneak in and poop in his desk drawer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vonSanta 0 #28 September 6, 2003 What about the Mcdonalds poop? Eata Big Mac & Co, twenty meniutes later you drop a feces grenade of the exact same consistency. Or so I am told. I wouldn't know. Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fallman 0 #29 September 6, 2003 i know that you wouldn't want to do this one at work, but when you really don't like the place that your at you can do what's known as the UPPER DECKER. This is when you remove the upper lid of the toilet and shit in there so it can't leave and is a real pain in the ass to clean up.(just for the record, i have never done this to anyone) woa....that was cool.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KATO33 0 #30 September 6, 2003 This is all very entertainingg. But I would like to bring up a serious problem and that is Poop-Stacking this usually occurs on construction sites when the only available Place to Poop is a Port-a-John. There is nothing worse than having to pile your poop on top of someone else’s poop. There should be a law against this or at least some kind or ordinance. Blue Skies Black Death Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #31 September 6, 2003 Ew, that's just nasty. PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #32 September 7, 2003 i laugh! haha i sent this post to a few friends Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoShitThereIWas 0 #33 September 7, 2003 That was damn funny !Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RippedCord 0 #34 September 7, 2003 The Poop Report: Your Source for Poop AMDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #35 August 22, 2009 This is another classic thread... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #36 August 22, 2009 Quote This is all very entertainingg. But I would like to bring up a serious problem and that is Poop-Stacking this usually occurs on construction sites when the only available Place to Poop is a Port-a-John. There is nothing worse than having to pile your poop on top of someone else’s poop. Don't tell me you don't have a piece of scrap 2X4 to knock down the pile a little. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #37 August 22, 2009 I think I just "pooped myself" reading this. Who comes up with this stuff??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #38 August 22, 2009 Quote Where was it that I hear the term "prairie doggin"? That cracked me up! [radio crackle] The Gopher is Peeking![/radio crackle] That will teach them to leave their radios on in the latrine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #39 August 22, 2009 I will search for some more classic posts that you will like... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #40 August 23, 2009 It is my duty to provide the toilets at work with the stinkiest most watery poop available. That would be my defense mechanism. After someone walks into the bathroom and catches a whiff of the stench, they will either fall over dead right there.. or think twice about entering the bathroom again for some time. That in turn gives me a chance to poop in private. It must be similar to pissing out of your ass for the desired results to be met.Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #41 August 23, 2009 http://www.us.depend.com/ "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lost_n_confuzd 0 #42 August 23, 2009 I'm surprised noone has mentioned the Dry-Dock: Turn off the water source (often a knob or lever behind the tank), flush the toilet so all remaining water is flushed and the bowl is not replenished, then poop! Don't worry about flushing again, it's pointless. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #43 August 23, 2009 that only cures the occasional "plop".. assuming what you are throwing out is solid and not left over beer shits from the night before.Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1888 0 #44 August 23, 2009 Droping a steamer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
twistedspark 0 #45 August 24, 2009 That's some pretty funny shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #46 August 24, 2009 the answer. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
