cocheese 0 #1 August 20, 2009 And coming up next..... (place headline here) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 August 20, 2009 I was on the local 6am news this morning. It was an interview about the starting of school, school zones and driver safety. Does that count?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #3 August 20, 2009 Running over a Turtle! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 August 20, 2009 I was looking for something like "Road rager injures cop that tailgaited him" , but yea, you're good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #5 August 20, 2009 jello shots gone wrong...news at 11Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #6 August 20, 2009 Local skydiver robs bank after watching Point Break. Claims he did it all for charity to save the boobies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #7 August 20, 2009 Quote I was on the local 6am news this morning. It was an interview about the starting of school, school zones and driver safety. Does that count? You know the rules.We need a link to the video."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #8 August 20, 2009 After having a local person find me on here and complaining to my work a few years ago (about an accident I was in where I wasn't at fault), I'll decline posting the video here. Although, if you know what city I work for and you know that it was on the morning show, then you should be able to google around and find it. If you do find the video, please refrain from posting the video here. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #9 August 20, 2009 Edit: Bah, in 2nd thoughts i wont post that story. Still a bit fresh 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #10 August 20, 2009 And coming up next..... Confetti bomber identified. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickDG 23 #11 August 20, 2009 >>And coming up next.....<< B.A.S.E. Jumper Shot Dead by Police! After being discovered half way up a downtown building, this evening, a man identified as NickDG was killed by police after being offered the opportunity to surrender. Yelling, "Come up and get me Coppers!" NickDG advanced toward the edge of the building and was shot dead while reaching furtively for the bottom of his parachute where authorities feared he had a hidden weapon . . . Subsequent investigations have revealed NickDG had close ties to al-Qaida . . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #12 August 21, 2009 Quote And coming up next..... Confetti bomber identified. LMAO----->>TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmills0705 0 #13 August 21, 2009 Quote And coming up next..... Confetti bomber identified. Coming up next California Cows are producing confetti rather than milk!Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
councilman24 37 #14 August 21, 2009 Um, wrote it but deleted it. I AM running for reelection this fall. I'm old for my age. Terry Urban D-8631 FAA DPRE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #15 August 21, 2009 Local woman detained for questioning about tadpoles.... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kj126 0 #16 August 21, 2009 Frantic 911 call ends with visine care. A call was placed to 911 dispatchers early this morning, The women had claimed that her parther had shot her in the face,police respond to calls for help only to find the shooting was that of felacio gone wrong... The 33 yr old Blonde still wanted to press charges!I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #17 August 21, 2009 Quote Frantic 911 call ends with visine care. A call was placed to 911 dispatchers early this morning, The women had claimed that her parther had shot her in the face,police respond to calls for help only to find the shooting was that of felacio gone wrong... The 33 yr old Blonde still wanted to press charges! TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MakeItHappen 15 #18 August 21, 2009 Quote And coming up next..... (place headline here) The next appearance should be a follow-up story by Sacramento, Salt Lake City and Atlanta TV stations. I think the local Phoenix stations will do the story. Just trying to figure out how to say FU USPA in the politically correct way. --- ooooh I know wear the red neckerchief around my neck. My other news appearances were related to - computer group I formed in Sacramento - 4X WR events (nothing to do with the above story) & I have 2 radio interviews broadcast in England in the wee hours of the morning. Strangely enough I don't have OL copies of the TV spots, but the radio interviews are on MakeItHappen.com One video spot is http://growingbolder.com/media/sports/extreme/skydivers-over-sixty-smash-world-233710.html Are my 15 minutes up? .. Make It Happen Parachute History DiveMaker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #19 August 21, 2009 When the night-womens-world-record-attempt was going on, a bunch of the guys lined up as the girls walked out to the plane. The cameras were on the other side, videoing the women as they walked to the plane and waved to them. The guys dropped trou, turned around and mooned the girls. It was dark enough that the news crew didn't noticed. The women were laughing as they walked by. It showed up on the 11pm news. You could see us in the background barely. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildfan75 1 #20 August 21, 2009 Quote Local skydiver robs bank after watching Point Break. Claims he did it all for charity to save the boobies. I like this one the best!!! Mine would probably start... "After an uneventful freefall..." But shouldn't all of ours? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #21 August 21, 2009 Local woman caught her stalker and tied him up to the tree. She then realized it was just the mailman... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #22 August 21, 2009 Quote It showed up on the 11pm news. You could see us in the background barely. Did the authorities finally notice? Were people taken in for questioning? Was there a line up?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #23 August 21, 2009 "Local Jumper drowns in beer vat at the brewery." Eyewitnesses say he was pulled out twice but managed each time to crawl back in. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #24 August 21, 2009 Group of 10 Go Missing... whitnesses say "they took many bottles of booze stumbleing and laughing.. off into the dark on a drunkin' Roo walkabout.. not to worry though...they should be found scrambling for their rigs in the morning, as soon as they hear the first plane fire up." (I.C.D#2 VP) "<3 ..Looks like breasts coming out of an ice cream cone. Mmmm."~John Mitchell "I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #25 August 21, 2009 I'd probably be seen in the background posting bail for one of you troublemakersYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
