Heatmiser 0 #26 August 21, 2009 "Local skydiver was mauled by a bear today, witnesses say he was masturbating in woods using honey as a lubricant on a dare..." What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #27 August 22, 2009 Quote "Local skydiver was mauled by a bear today, witnesses say he was masturbating in woods using honey as a lubricant on a dare..." I hope they show that down here to!I have been on 6pm news but it was a stupid ass interview about erosion control.Other than that if it ever happens again it would prob. be " Crazy red neck kills a yank for talking shit and being ignorant"Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #28 August 22, 2009 There was a robbery today at the X bank at Y & Z intersection, authorities have not yet identified or located the thief and estimates are that he may have escaped with more than $500,000. The police say the search is still ongoing and urges anyone with information to call.Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pcramil 0 #29 August 22, 2009 local Marine reservist was killed today after fucking around with a machinegun during his drill weekend after his staff sergeant told him to stop. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
