Andy_Copland 0 #1 August 20, 2009 08:50Andy right thats it just because you have big boobs now you wanna make fun 08:51ExGf i havent yet, so hold that thought 08:51Andy bigger than when we suckled 08:51 yeah i am older and fatter though 08:52Andy just more shapely and not as fucking gross 08:53exgf i wasnt gross!!! 08:53Andy you were pretty sickly thin you look a billion times better with some weight 08:53ExGf u always used to say i was getting fat!! 08:53Andy yea but you've grown into your teeth more now 08:54ExGf omg, why u saying this lol cunt 08:54Andy its true 08:56Andy you know it is too. Your teeth were bigger than your hips. Now you have some shape they dont look as bad all those chips and beans paid off 08:57ExGf i hate u lol 08:57Andy i know you're laughing at my good natured mockery that'll teach you to tell me i look like a bearded hobo 08:58ExGf hahahahaha i am laughing ------ Sometimes i feel like i can honestly say whatever i want and not get the smackdown.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #2 August 20, 2009 How is it that you damned brits get away with shit like that? Shrek was the master! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 August 20, 2009 Quote How is it that you damned brits get away with shit like that? Shrek was the master! Most of the rest of us do too. We can hear the subtle inflection and connotations in the speach when we are talking to them. Can't you?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 August 20, 2009 Quote Quote How is it that you damned brits get away with shit like that? Shrek was the master! Most of the rest of us do too. We can hear the subtle inflection and connotations in the speach when we are talking to them. Can't you? No, what do you think I am, fucking deaf? dumb ass! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #5 August 20, 2009 Suckled??? Seriously??? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #6 August 20, 2009 How To Talk To Some Women The Andy Copland Way If you think you can talk to every woman that way, without getting kicked in the nuts, well ... go ahead ... try it ... One a different note, although your choice of words might have been poor ("gross", etc.) the overall message was flattering (you praised her curvers.) So, someone at the receiving end of this "Andy Copland stye" talk might end up a bit thorn and confused about her reaction ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #7 August 20, 2009 O, have you chatted with Andy at all? He's fucking awesome and a RIOT!!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #8 August 20, 2009 Quote How To Talk To Some Women The Andy Copland Way If you think you can talk to every woman that way, without getting kicked in the nuts, well ... go ahead ... try it ... One a different note, although your choice of words might have been poor ("gross", etc.) the overall message was flattering (you praised her curvers.) So, someone at the receiving end of this "Andy Copland stye" talk might end up a bit thorn and confused about her reaction ... O Must be the accent let's 'em get away with it~ I told an 'ex' once that she was 'getting fat at a slower rate'...SHE didn't take it as a complement at ALL! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #9 August 20, 2009 You make my penis wanna cry tears of cream, thats so sweet of you 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 August 20, 2009 Quote You make my penis wanna cry tears of cream, thats so sweet of you Oozing puss again? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #11 August 20, 2009 Quote You make my penis wanna cry tears of cream, thats so sweet of you Awwww.... so nice of you to say to an old lady. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #12 August 20, 2009 Maybe you don't want to use the smiley when speaking of the oozing puss coming from Andy Copeland's penis. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #13 August 20, 2009 Quote O, have you chatted with Andy at all? He's fucking awesome and a RIOT!!! Yep ... I have ... Yes, I end up giggling and laughing, while I wonder if I should get offended about what he's actually saying ... The boy's got mad skillz ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #14 August 20, 2009 Quote Quote O, have you chatted with Andy at all? He's fucking awesome and a RIOT!!! Yep ... I have ... Yes, I end up giggling and laughing, while I wonder if I should get offended about what he's actually saying ... Exactly!!! His wife deserves a gold medal!! The boy's got mad skillz ... O Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 August 20, 2009 Quote Quote Quote O, have you chatted with Andy at all? He's fucking awesome and a RIOT!!! Yep ... I have ... Yes, I end up giggling and laughing, while I wonder if I should get offended about what he's actually saying ... Exactly!!! His wife deserves a gold medal!! The boy's got mad skillz ... O He's a cunning Linguist?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #16 August 20, 2009 I told my wife to get her ass in the kitchen and get me a sammich and a beer, and she told my to pull my head outa my ass and get it my self. That stuff only works for some guys. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 August 20, 2009 Quote I told my wife to get her ass in the kitchen and get me a sammich and a beer, and she told my to pull my head outa my ass and get it my self. That stuff only works for some guys. It's all in the delivery.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #18 August 20, 2009 I was naked. That would probably have something to do with the negative outcome What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #19 August 20, 2009 Quote I was naked. That would probably have something to do with the negative outcome It could have worked if you'd given her the big O. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #20 August 20, 2009 Quote Quote I was naked. That would probably have something to do with the negative outcome It could have worked if you'd given her the big O. Or . . ANY . . . O . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #21 August 20, 2009 What's that? Off me, I'm done? What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #22 August 20, 2009 Title changed to add a level of ambiguity for comedic effect (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheach 0 #23 August 20, 2009 Quote I was naked. That would probably have something to do with the negative outcome No doubt. I snorted when reading this. I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YahooLV 0 #24 August 20, 2009 haha, and you're surprised she took offense?http://www.curtisglennphotography.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
georgerussia 0 #25 August 20, 2009 Quote How is it that you damned brits get away with shit like that? That's seems to be typical in Europe; it was kind of "rude compliment". Nothing to get away with. No idea how it would work in US though; I have zero knowledge about local dating.* Don't pray for me if you wanna help - just send me a check. * Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
