turtlespeed 226 #1 August 18, 2009 LMAO Divot Meets Turtle!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #2 August 18, 2009 No, really, I like to drink turtlepiss. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrDree 0 #3 August 18, 2009 It reminds me of a scene in Cannibal Holocaust..."One day, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching." Dudeist Skydiver #101 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #4 August 18, 2009 ...and here ladies and gentlemen, is proof that you can indeed squeeze blood from ultra-large turnips... Really, what is he doing? Is this a still-shot of one of those survival shows?So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 August 18, 2009 Quote ...and here ladies and gentlemen, is proof that you can indeed squeeze blood from ultra-large turnips... Really, what is he doing? Is this a still-shot of one of those survival shows? maybe he's a vet and learning mouth to mouth on reptiles.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #6 August 18, 2009 Quote No, really, I like to drink turtlepiss. Do they really have red pee? Or is that blood? Looks to me like he is looking at damage from hitting it with his car.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #7 August 18, 2009 I'm getting the absolute freshest turtle eggs this way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
countzero 7 #8 August 18, 2009 Hey!! don't make me come in there and kick your ass. it's bad enough you spilt red paint all over me ! but did you have to track it through the house as well?!!! Now get out here and clean it up!!!diamonds are a dawgs best friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mtbriles 0 #9 August 18, 2009 [british accent]Now if you can just get it all in one bite it wont taste as ba...AWW WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!???[/british accent]Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 August 18, 2009 Quote [british accent]Now if you can just get it all in one bite it wont taste as ba...AWW WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!???[/british accent] So - if I eat this whole thing - it's free right? OR Well, he did say he's grumpy, now we know why!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kj126 0 #11 August 18, 2009 Getcha one of these, they can cook themselves..I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 August 18, 2009 Quote Getcha one of these, they can cook themselves.. Can I use that?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #13 August 18, 2009 Quote Quote Getcha one of these, they can cook themselves.. Can I use that? If you do, you can put in the photo of anybody you don't like right where the flames are. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 August 19, 2009 Another chin dribblin' money shot! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #15 August 19, 2009 See, and you said that you can't get blood from a turtle What? Turnip?? No-You said "turtle" Turtle, I'm sure. Why would you say turnip? There's no blood in a turni............Oh. Uh oh. sorry ClintYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kj126 0 #16 August 19, 2009 Quote Quote Getcha one of these, they can cook themselves.. Can I use that? Do I have any royalty rights???Anything posted here can be used against you in a public taunting..I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites