BillyVance 34 #1 August 13, 2009 I'll spare you the details and leave it up to your own imagination."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #2 August 13, 2009 If your woody is hurting your ass your pointing it the wrong direction! What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #3 August 13, 2009 TMI! Seriously. TMI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 August 13, 2009 Date guys with smaller junk... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #5 August 13, 2009 Quote Date guys with smaller junk... HE may be having an allergic reaction to the lube.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #6 August 13, 2009 Is that all you people got? I expected better. Basically, some virus got in me and fucked up my bowels and appetite. I'm down 8 lbs in the last 5 days. But at least I'm drinking plenty of fluids. It was just a difficult situation to maneuver the erect fucker below the standard round toilet seat and make sure it was aimed into the bowl so that nothing got out. I hate explosive diarrhea. Always have to take a shower each time. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rivetgeek 0 #7 August 13, 2009 Quote Is that all you people got? I expected better. Basically, some virus got in me and fucked up my bowels and appetite. I'm down 8 lbs in the last 5 days. But at least I'm drinking plenty of fluids. It was just a difficult situation to maneuver the erect fucker below the standard round toilet seat and make sure it was aimed into the bowl so that nothing got out. I hate explosive diarrhea. Always have to take a shower each time. ....so piss in the shower. Problem solved.~Bones Knit, blood clots, glory is forever, and chicks dig scars.~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slcooper 0 #8 August 13, 2009 Quote Is that all you people got? I expected better. Basically, some virus got in me and fucked up my bowels and appetite. I'm down 8 lbs in the last 5 days. But at least I'm drinking plenty of fluids. It was just a difficult situation to maneuver the erect fucker below the standard round toilet seat and make sure it was aimed into the bowl so that nothing got out. I hate explosive diarrhea. Always have to take a shower each time. Note to self - don't read anything this guy posts while I am attempting to eat lunch....Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #9 August 13, 2009 Hmm, reminds me of this Shemale I used to know. I'll just say it got messy Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #10 August 13, 2009 Quote Is that all you people got? I expected better. Basically, some virus got in me and fucked up my bowels and appetite. I'm down 8 lbs in the last 5 days. But at least I'm drinking plenty of fluids. It was just a difficult situation to maneuver the erect fucker below the standard round toilet seat and make sure it was aimed into the bowl so that nothing got out. I hate explosive diarrhea. Always have to take a shower each time. Just spread your cheeks farther apart as you sit down.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #11 August 13, 2009 Quote Hmm, reminds me of this Shemale I used to know. I'll just say it got messy Sphinkter nonclositupus?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rivetgeek 0 #12 August 14, 2009 farfrompoopin~Bones Knit, blood clots, glory is forever, and chicks dig scars.~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #13 August 14, 2009 Quote Morning woody + running shits Translation! I didn't get laid plus I ate bad chinese food.If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #14 August 14, 2009 billy, you never cease to amaze me.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #15 August 14, 2009 QuoteIt was just a difficult situation to maneuver the erect fucker below the standard round toilet seat Did you try taking it out of your mouth first?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #16 August 14, 2009 QuoteQuoteIt was just a difficult situation to maneuver the erect fucker below the standard round toilet seat Did you try taking it out of your mouth first? Pssshwah - What do you think was plugging up his starfish?!!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #18 August 14, 2009 >I hate explosive diarrhea. you know- I think most people would agree on that right there. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
