cocheese 0 #1 August 7, 2009 Ok what happened to you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeQ.Public 0 #3 August 7, 2009 Twisted a knee once.Very soon, an honest person will not be able to sing the last 2 lines of our National Anthem:::Practice safe dining....use condiments Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #4 August 7, 2009 Quote Ok what happened to you? This one time at band camp...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kj126 0 #5 August 7, 2009 Usually only scratches every once in a while. I have to remind them as they are coming to and getting off the floor, Im not into pain, get it!I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #6 August 7, 2009 No freaking way.....Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #7 August 7, 2009 To easy. Everyone has had the rug burns. Admit it girls. You know you" like it on top".. I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #8 August 7, 2009 Nothing more than just bruises so far! Oh, and a fat lip once! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #9 August 7, 2009 We broke the padded rail on my waterbed in half. Does that count? Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #10 August 7, 2009 Those are hard to break. Yea we'll count it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #11 August 7, 2009 Nevermind....Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #12 August 7, 2009 Quote Those are hard to break. Yea we'll count it. Is this an "official" decision?? And Lisa, ^5. Nice going!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #13 August 7, 2009 Quote OK, I fell OUT of a hot tub - 1 leg in, 1 leg out - when the 1 leg that was out stepped on ice on the top step (the ice wasn't there when we got in) and I went face first out of the hot tub. Very graceful. My back was sore quite a few days. Being super silly drunk didn't help. And that's the most tame story I can share. No video?? Hope you didn't break a nail. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #14 August 7, 2009 Quote No video?? Hope you didn't break a nail. Shit! I just edited my post to take that off!! And there's no video that I know of... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chiquita 14 #15 August 7, 2009 I met a lady once that is paralized from the waist down that ended up breaking her femur during sex and didn't (obviously) feel it and didn't realize it until later when it started to swell up. Talk about rough sex."Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #16 August 7, 2009 QuoteI met a lady once that is paralized from the waist down that ended up breaking her femur during sex and didn't (obviously) feel it and didn't realize it until later when it started to swell up. Talk about rough sex. Did she forget to flare?Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #17 August 7, 2009 hey that could have been you, hot tub girl. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #18 August 7, 2009 Jaws (1975) Hooper: [points to a scar on chest] Mary Ellen Moffat. She broke my heart.Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #19 August 7, 2009 But it wasn't. And trust me, I would've NEVER lived it down. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #20 August 7, 2009 Quote We broke the padded rail on my waterbed in half. Does that count? did you have a headache!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keithbar 1 #21 August 7, 2009 broke a window with my elbow once got a pretty nasty cut. didn't happen to me but had a guy come through the e.r. once where some chick cut his scrotum open with her fingernails one of his testes was outside of the sack. don't know what kind of kinky shit they were trying. but she was very freaked out and that guy was in some serious pain. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #22 August 7, 2009 oh-my-god!!!“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #23 August 7, 2009 I cracked the water tank off from a toilet once... Yep it broke right off, try to explain THAT Does it count???? “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #24 August 7, 2009 did you fall over while jerking yourself off!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #25 August 7, 2009 Nope I was sitting on the toilet with my back against the water tank and she was sitting on me.... And then it went *CRACK* *WOOOOOSHHHHH* when all the water was "dumped" on the bathroom floor PANIC“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
