HELP WANTED: APollard24 needs a place to sleep for the weekend.

[RastaRicanAir 0]

-Labor Day weekend, that is
-At Skydive The Farm
-With her two adorable little "dogs"

-And, of course, her man who would likely reward any improper advances by stomping another man into the dirt while wearing a plaid, pleated skirt for added humiliation.

Yeah, that's right, I pulled a classic bait & switch. Sue me. They need a CHEAP, PET-FRIENDLY place to crash so they can attend my Birthday hootenanny. But if you came in here with less honorable intentions, YOU should be ashamed, NOT me.

Place to crash=APollard comes=she brings Sadie dog=goofyjumper's happy=Rasta's happy= EVERYBODY'S happy

Any ideas (OTHER THAN the erstwhile and obnoxious "buy a tent") would be beerishly appreciated.

Full disclosure: She walks around in her underwear a lot. (But she's frequently gassy)
-Namaste

OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
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[JoeQ.Public 0]

Borrow a tent.

Very soon, an honest person will not be able to sing the last 2 lines of our National Anthem:::Practice safe dining....use condiments

[rlucus 0]

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Borrow a tent.

lol I really wanted to say that

but also... the farm has 4 sleeper couches and a team room.

[diablopilot 2]

Looks like there is a Motel 6 in Rome.... they take pets....

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[turtlespeed 226]

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-Labor Day weekend, that is
-At Skydive The Farm
-With her two adorable little "dogs"

-And, of course, her man who would likely reward any improper advances by stomping another man into the dirt while wearing a plaid, pleated skirt for added humiliation.

Yeah, that's right, I pulled a classic bait & switch. Sue me. They need a CHEAP, PET-FRIENDLY place to crash so they can attend my Birthday hootenanny. But if you came in here with less honorable intentions, YOU should be ashamed, NOT me.

Place to crash=APollard comes=she brings Sadie dog=goofyjumper's happy=Rasta's happy= EVERYBODY'S happy

Any ideas (OTHER THAN the erstwhile and obnoxious "buy a tent") would be beerishly appreciated.

Full disclosure: She walks around in her underwear a lot. (But she's frequently gassy)
-Namaste

Meh - everyone is used to it from me by now.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[kj126 0]

Would offer but there are 2 issues that come with it.

Still about 1:45 from the farm, 2ndly Id being willing to acccept that skirted ass whoopin.......

But I do have 2 spare rooms.,

I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!!

[apollard24 0]

How can you call yourself a pet-friendly hotel when all you will accept is 5 lbs and under? Sadie would have to drop 75 lbs to fit in the category. I think Im just going to put a dress on her and say she is my kid.

Breathe out so I can breathe you in...

[turtlespeed 226]

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How can you call yourself a pet-friendly hotel when all you will accept is 5 lbs and under? Sadie would have to drop 75 lbs to fit in the category. I think Im just going to put a dress on her and say she is my kid.

You know - It isn't uncommon for the kids to be taller than their parents, so I think it JUST might work.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[goofyjumper 0]

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How can you call yourself a pet-friendly hotel when all you will accept is 5 lbs and under? Sadie would have to drop 75 lbs to fit in the category. I think Im just going to put a dress on her and say she is my kid.

She would be so pretty.

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