Things only you say?

[shah269 0]

Things only you say?

I’m known for some of my sayings that only make sense to me and my friends.
What saying are you known for?

Here are some of mine

Soccer moms dig it!
Like wild flaming bananas!
Yes I am that dude!
Long legged flat bellied perky boobied hotties…..(for a while this became a chant sung at bars)
Oh you say going down in flames as if it’s a bad thing!
JB weld, oh yeah it will work!

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

[skyrider 0]

"Cornbread Head"

When reffering to a stupid person....

[jumpingjunkie09 0]

A friend and I recently started saying "You're such a Putnam!"

(Putnam is used in place of other insults, such as dork, loser, retard, idiot, etc.)

I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer)
Official "poster above you" thread starter

"And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

[LisaH 0]

"Moo"

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[BillyVance 34]

I've been calling idiots on the highway "donkey motherfuckers" lately. Their dicks so big they can only fuck their ugly 300+ lb mommas.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[Cheach 0]

nutter butter...crazy person

I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think?

[skydiver30960 0]

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A friend and I recently started saying "You're such a Putnam!"

(Putnam is used in place of other insults, such as dork, loser, retard, idiot, etc.)

I'll have to refer my friend Sarah Putnam to this thread!



Elvisio "she'd dig it, she's wicked smart" Rodriguez

[normiss 844]

I used to think I was the only one that said "destructions" in place of "instructions".
I have discovered that I'm not.

[downwardspiral 0]

I've gotta piss like a Turkish prison guard

www.FourWheelerHB.com

[FlyingJ 0]

I'm fond of calling people both FuckJars and StickJack (same thing as FuckJar, except PG).

Used to travel a bunch w/ no radio in my car, so I had a CB that I listened to and talked on once in a while. Big rig was swerving all over and I hollered for the FuckJar to wake up and pay attention. A lady driving another big rig chimed in that she'd never heard the word before and liked it. About six months later making the same drive I heard another driver use the word. Someone asked him about it and he said he got it from a lady trucker who heard it from "a little 4 wheeler." I blushed with pride!

Killing threads since 2004.

[skymama 37]

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I used to think I was the only one that said "destructions" in place of "instructions".
I have discovered that I'm not.

You're also the only person I've ever known to say you were going to "finger" something out. Well, except for that one time I slipped.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[GaryRay 0]

i started the saying of
"I hope you die" before i leave the aircraft, to my friends, other people get really touchy about that, i dont understand why :P

JewBag.
www.jewbag.wordpress.com

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

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i started the saying of
"I hope you die" before i leave the aircraft, to my friends, other people get really touchy about that, i dont understand why :P

Why didn't you say that to me on our awesome jump?? I would've laughed my ass off because I get your sense of humor!!

Always be kinder than you feel.

[skittles_of_SDC 0]

I'm sure I'm not the only one that says it but lately I've been telling people "Shut you're dirty whore mouth!" a lot... Even if its not a chick.

[skydiverbry 0]

Pigfruit...all purpose word...noun vebs wahtever you want to use it for.
Bry

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Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!!

D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver)

[shah269 0]

Is that kind of like "pigdog"
As in
"Man that Shah is such a pigdog!"

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

[skydiverbry 0]

Pigfruit

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Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!!

D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver)

[usedtajump 1]

"Screwshit", as in "That fucking screwshit musician friend of mine still hasn't returned the car and power generator I loaned him two months ago after the windstorm."

The older I get the less I care who I piss off.

[nanook 1]

"tick turd", "test tube baby"(stolen from 80's comedian)

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"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln

[SKYgoonie 0]

"Party" answers all questions. its realy fun to say to the guy next to you in the bathroom at the bar for no reason

i only pretend to know what im doing
D.S.#619

[boinky 0]

"Bitch, Please!"

While I realize that I'm not the first, nor last to say it...it seems to come as a shock to most people when it comes out of my mouth!

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[davjohns 1]

I quote favorite movies and people rarely catch the quotes. One of my favorites is, "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." The original has a Spanish accent.

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[Baksteen 84]

I hate it when people judge you based on the glass-half-empty/glass-half-full cliche, so I usually reply:

"I don't know - what's in the glass?"

"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport."
~mom

[FlyingJ 0]

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I quote favorite movies and people rarely catch the quotes. One of my favorites is, "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." The original has a Spanish accent.

"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."

Killing threads since 2004.

[Heatmiser 0]

Hallo. My name is Enigo Montoya. You keeled my fadder, prepare to die!

What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo

Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama