iluvtofly 0 #1 August 5, 2009 Just a little bit ago a good friend of mine was kind enough to give me some GREAT dating advice. I felt it was important to share it with all of the women out there. And, if anyone else has some more pearls of wisdom please share them. "If you fart on a guy hard enough during sex to vibrate his balls and he laughs then he is the guy for you. If he leaves the room then he is an asshole." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #2 August 5, 2009 Quote "If you fart on a guy hard enough during sex to vibrate his balls and he laughs then he is the guy for you. If he leaves the room then he is an asshole." What. The. Fuck. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 August 5, 2009 umm, I'm going to go check out the Women's forum. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #4 August 5, 2009 Just so everyone knows....I had nothing to do with this post at all!! Have you been hanging out with Bolas again? TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #5 August 5, 2009 Quote Just so everyone knows....I had nothing to do with this post at all!! Have you been hanging out with Bolas again? Unfortunately no. And everyone, she is correct. Deedy had absolutely NOTHING to do with this post. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #6 August 5, 2009 What are the rules if she shits the bed?_____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #7 August 5, 2009 Quote "If you fart on a guy hard enough during sex to vibrate his balls and he laughs then he is the guy for you. If he leaves the room then he is an asshole." That actually happened to him a long time ago. Something funny happened mid-sex and we were laughing so hard and... well. It made us laugh even harder. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #8 August 5, 2009 Quote Quote "If you fart on a guy hard enough during sex to vibrate his balls and he laughs then he is the guy for you. If he leaves the room then he is an asshole." What. The. Fuck. My thoughts exactly. Hopefully she means this as an accidental situation. I could go with that. Not sure I would be very thrilled about someone making a conscience effort to do it though.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeQ.Public 0 #9 August 5, 2009 Quote Just so everyone knows....I had nothing to do with this post at all!! Have you been hanging out with Bolas again? JayVery soon, an honest person will not be able to sing the last 2 lines of our National Anthem:::Practice safe dining....use condiments Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #10 August 5, 2009 Quote What are the rules if she shits the bed? That reminds me of an old Waltappel postI got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #11 August 5, 2009 I don't know if he's "the guy for you" if he can laugh at that, but if he leaves the room, he definitely ISN'T! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #12 August 5, 2009 Quote Just a little bit ago a good friend of mine was kind enough to give me some GREAT dating advice. I felt it was important to share it with all of the women out there. And, if anyone else has some more pearls of wisdom please share them. "If you fart on a guy hard enough during sex to vibrate his balls and he laughs then he is the guy for you. If he leaves the room then he is an asshole." How smelly was it?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #13 August 5, 2009 Quote Quote "If you fart on a guy hard enough during sex to vibrate his balls and he laughs then he is the guy for you. If he leaves the room then he is an asshole." That actually happened to him a long time ago. Something funny happened mid-sex and we were laughing so hard and... well. It made us laugh even harder. oh chelle please do explain"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #14 August 5, 2009 So if the guy lets one rip while getting head from aforementioned woman, do the same rules still apply?Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #16 August 5, 2009 isn't that called a sackblast?I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #17 August 5, 2009 Sack Blast or dirty airMillions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #18 August 5, 2009 QuoteSack Blast or dirty air Was it a SBD or a floor rumbler?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #19 August 5, 2009 would it be wrong if I said I was a little turned on? I mean as long as she's not lighting her fars....I'm ok with it!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #20 August 5, 2009 Quote would it be wrong if I said I was a little turned on? I mean as long as she's not lighting her fars....I'm ok with it! Why only go half way - have a bic standing by and a safe word when the flames get too big.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #21 August 5, 2009 Quote Quote would it be wrong if I said I was a little turned on? I mean as long as she's not lighting her fars....I'm ok with it! Why only go half way - have a bic standing by and a safe word when the flames get too big. yeah but i like my nuts! And I really don't want them...flame broiled!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #22 August 5, 2009 Quote Quote Quote would it be wrong if I said I was a little turned on? I mean as long as she's not lighting her fars....I'm ok with it! Why only go half way - have a bic standing by and a safe word when the flames get too big. yeah but i like my nuts! And I really don't want them...flame broiled! Hence the safe wordI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #23 August 5, 2009 Quote BUZZKILL!! Yeah ... I'm staying out of this one ... They have a name for this? ("Sackblast") ... If finding this weird (and embarassing if it happened) makes me a prude, than so be it ... I am one. Of all things I want to share with a lover or experiment during sex, sack blasting, on purpose, is not one of them ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #24 August 5, 2009 I think I told you people here a while back... The year was 1986 Yosemite national park....... it was day time a nice sunny day, but no one was around, SO a little fooling around on the picnic table yadda-yadda-yadda .....she farted in my FACE!She thought it was hilarious......I was slightly less than amused.true story Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #25 August 5, 2009 Sorry ... I couldn't help it ... that is funny ... yet it isn't . O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
