Thanatos340 1 #51 August 5, 2009 Busier than a Cucumber at a Women's Prison. So fat they would have to be a Foot taller to be round. Slicker than Snot on a Doorknob. So good that it is Like a Sore Dick. You just cant beat it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 1 #52 August 5, 2009 Quote The beatings will continue until morale improves. It seems like a lot of mid-level managers think this is something they learned in business school... or when they read about business school... in a book.Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 1 #53 August 5, 2009 Quote So short you... could sit on a dime and swing your legs. need a ladder to climb into your shoes. So ugly you... have to sneak up on a glass of water. need a pork chop around your neck so the dogs will play with you. There was a time I was getting shorter every day. I got to be a "2 Digit Midget" and the day before I went back to the world, I was so short I could sit on a cigarette paper and dangle my legs. Hey! What's this pork chop doing around my neck?Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
g2gjump 0 #54 August 5, 2009 Lets make like a prom dress and take off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #55 August 5, 2009 Quote or a restraining order. No, all mine are atleast 100 FT Some alot more....Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingJ 0 #56 August 5, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote butter face 20 footer. I think I can figure that one out - but do explain. A "20 footer" is someone who looks smokin' from 20 feet away but close up... not so much. I've always liked: "Better be careful, 50 yards hides a lotta' ugly."Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #57 August 5, 2009 Quote Butter face She has a smokin' body, but her face looks like hell. Everything's good but her face. www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #58 August 5, 2009 20 footer. Quote I think I can figure that one out - but do explain. A "20 footer" is someone who looks smokin' from 20 feet away but close up... not so much. I've always liked: "Better be careful, 50 yards hides a lotta' ugly." I like it!! But it's too long for me to remember quickly. I'm a dork. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingJ 0 #59 August 5, 2009 Quote 20 footer. Quote I think I can figure that one out - but do explain. A "20 footer" is someone who looks smokin' from 20 feet away but close up... not so much. I've always liked: "Better be careful, 50 yards hides a lotta' ugly." I like it!! But it's too long for me to remember quickly. I'm a dork. Ha, well, between my friend and I it's more like: "Holy crap, look at her." "Dude, 50 yards." "Thanks man."Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SethInMI 174 #60 August 6, 2009 QuoteLets make like a prom dress and take off. Lets make like a baby and head out.It's flare not flair, brakes not breaks, bridle not bridal, "could NOT care less" not "could care less". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #61 August 6, 2009 QuoteQuoteLets make like a prom dress and take off. Lets make like a baby and head out. Let's make like good Catholics and pull out.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
