turtlespeed 226 #76 July 27, 2009 Quote Quote All these hi-tech gadgets require batteries. The girls around here just use a Coke bottle full of bees. I bet their OB/Gyn's are quite busy (or would that be bzzzzzzzzzz-y) Honey Bear . . . yumI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rivetgeek 0 #77 July 27, 2009 Used to be daily, but as a 30 year old with a 24 year old girlfriend who has the sexual appetite of a nympho on ecstasy there's really no point since we tend to get it on a couple times a day anyway.~Bones Knit, blood clots, glory is forever, and chicks dig scars.~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #78 July 28, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Be nice you fockers Awww ... Niki coming to my rescue ... ... As for the rest of you fockers ... middle finger ... O forget the kissy face icons...you're getting the real thing this weekend If you catch me in freefall, you can have one. (Kiss.) No linked exit ... I screw up the count ... I leave early ... you come get me ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #79 July 28, 2009 Anyone who says never is a fucking liar. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mtbriles 0 #80 July 28, 2009 QuoteAnyone who says never is a fucking liar. true that... or not human.Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #81 July 28, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Be nice you fockers Awww ... Niki coming to my rescue ... ... As for the rest of you fockers ... middle finger ... O forget the kissy face icons...you're getting the real thing this weekend If you catch me in freefall, you can have one. (Kiss.) No linked exit ... I screw up the count ... I leave early ... you come get me ... O So do you believe men should chase after women? Literally and metaphorically speaking... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #82 July 28, 2009 QuoteQuoteAnyone who says never is a fucking liar. true that... or not human. or a frigid nun (girl) ... or a dead fish (boy) ... I know a few of those ... so they do exist. O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #83 July 28, 2009 DoubleBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mtbriles 0 #84 July 28, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Anyone who says never is a fucking liar. true that... or not human. or a frigid nun (girl) ... or a dead fish (boy) ... I know a few of those ... so they do exist. O HOW!!!!! Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peanut4040 0 #85 July 28, 2009 looks like women have limited "imagination" OR they are lyars. me being chartiable and cautious would say--MOST women i've known, have been LYARS. any woman wont to be wife numbe theree? BAWHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahaIts a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azureriders 0 #86 July 28, 2009 QuoteIf you catch me in freefall, you can have one. (Kiss.) No linked exit ... I screw up the count ... I leave early ... you come get me ... I would only be interested if there was one stipulation, I get to kiss you from the time I catch you until your normal pull altitude, and I get to leave from the camera step, you can leave from where ever you like.......ok, that was two stipulations..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #87 July 28, 2009 Quote Quote That's alittle gay, I'm a guy, I'd be playing with a guy, So it's alittle gay,......... "everyones gay to some extent..." Ron White Even Futuredivot, Turtlespeed and Bolas are gay to some extent? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #88 July 28, 2009 Quote Quote If you catch me in freefall, you can have one. (Kiss.) No linked exit ... I screw up the count ... I leave early ... you come get me ... I would only be interested if there was one stipulation, I get to kiss you from the time I catch you until your normal pull altitude, and I get to leave from the camera step, you can leave from where ever you like.......ok, that was two stipulations..... Deal ... Did I tell you how fast I fall? I hope your head down is very good ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #89 July 28, 2009 I got a challenge like that from a girl once - I had no shot, even head down. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #90 July 28, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Too often ... if I told you, you wouldn't believe me ... A lot of batteries in someones drawer! ran out of them on Friday ... I was so pissed. Over the weekend I went to Walmart and bought the biggest packasge of AA batteries they got ... a few dozens of them ... should last me a while ... High sex drive is the only thing that sucks about being single ... O How you DOin?So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #91 July 28, 2009 How does your hand differ from a woman? well its as tight as you want for as long as you want and it never talks back or asks for moneySo i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #92 July 28, 2009 Quote I got a challenge like that from a girl once - I had no shot, even head down. You guys are slow this morning ... head down ... pun intended ... I'm done feeding you good lines if you aren't going to make good use of them ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #93 July 28, 2009 Quote Quote I got a challenge like that from a girl once - I had no shot, even head down. You guys are slow this morning ... head down ... pun intended ... I'm done feeding you good lines if you aren't going to make good use of them ... O i'll play! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 843 #94 July 28, 2009 My head down is great! I like challenges....remember??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #95 July 28, 2009 Quote Quote I got a challenge like that from a girl once - I had no shot, even head down. You guys are slow this morning ... head down ... pun intended ... I'm done feeding you good lines if you aren't going to make good use of them ... O I think that there's sarcasm flying over everyone's head. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #96 July 28, 2009 Ready to come out of self imposed detention VB? Good to have you back ... bring it ... So ... Normiss ... does that mean that next time I am at Z-hillls, you'll do more than just "oggle" me from a distance? ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #97 July 28, 2009 Quote Ready to come out of self imposed detention VB? Good to have you back ... bring it ... So ... Normiss ... does that mean that next time I am at Z-hillls, you'll do more than just "oggle" me from a distance? ... O i cant answer the poll, as i usually loose count during the day.. usually i dont wank for lunch! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 843 #98 July 28, 2009 You are going to make me pay for that FOREVER!!!! To answer your question though...yes! Up close and personal even. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #99 July 28, 2009 Quote You are going to make me pay for that FOREVER!!!! Yep ........... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #100 July 28, 2009 Quote Ready to come out of self imposed detention VB? Good to have you back ... bring it ... Quote i cant answer the poll, as i usually loose count during the day.. Detention my ass. We know what he has been doing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites