turtlespeed 226 #1 July 24, 2009 . . . to perform on someone else? Or even: Which medical procedure would you like to perform on yourself? I'd like to insert an IUD, do a GYN exam - correctly. I've already done the self stitches thing - that was cool . . . OH yeah and I reset a couple of fingers at different times, and reset my nose once after a pick-up soccer game after school.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #2 July 24, 2009 Quote. . . to perform on someone else? Or even: Which medical procedure would you like to perform on yourself? I'd like to insert an IUD, do a GYN exam - correctly. I've already done the self stitches thing - that was cool . . . I never thought about it. I do know I never want to do or assist with anything regarding the anus. Such as colonoscopies or hemroidsTPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 July 24, 2009 QuoteQuote. . . to perform on someone else? Or even: Which medical procedure would you like to perform on yourself? I'd like to insert an IUD, do a GYN exam - correctly. I've already done the self stitches thing - that was cool . . . I never thought about it. I do know I never want to do or assist with anything regarding the anus. Such as colonoscopies or hemroids What about intibation - i think that would be cool too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #4 July 24, 2009 Vaginaplasty What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #5 July 24, 2009 I'd like to carve out someone's tonsils. Or remove a lump. Something that involves a knife.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #6 July 24, 2009 I have decided that I really want to be an orthopedic surgeon in my next life! I want to rebuild/repair knees and shoulders She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 July 24, 2009 Head transplant...I hear it's just like changin' a light-bulb! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 July 24, 2009 Quote I have decided that I really want to be an orthopedic surgeon in my next life! I want to rebuild/repair knees and shoulders OOooooh - Yeah - I wanna drive the little othroscope or whatever they call it now.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #9 July 24, 2009 Assisted suicide. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #10 July 24, 2009 I thought about it and I would like to suck the fat out of someone....liposuction..... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #11 July 24, 2009 Diagnostic x-ray.. Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 July 24, 2009 Quote I thought about it and I would like to suck the fat out of someone....liposuction..... Hmmm - Plastic - Heh - look at all the fun faces you could make during a face lift . . . I would NOT want to do a rhinoplasty - chip chip chip away at the nose bone.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #13 July 24, 2009 Nuerosurgery g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #14 July 24, 2009 Quote Diagnostic x-ray.. nuc med would be cool or ultra sound guided biopsies....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rivetgeek 0 #15 July 24, 2009 Autopsy. I mean, seriously whats the worst that could happen even if you screw up?~Bones Knit, blood clots, glory is forever, and chicks dig scars.~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #16 July 24, 2009 I'd like to insert an IUD, do a GYN exam - correctly. *** Dr. Turtlespeed, Recreational Gynecologist Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmfenaughty 0 #17 July 24, 2009 Quote I have decided that I really want to be an orthopedic surgeon in my next life! I want to rebuild/repair knees and shoulders Before you make that decision ... read this Titanium Trochanteric Fixation Nail System Technique Guide .. when you get to the section that describes the "Slide Hammer for Hammer Guide" ... let me know I'm just glad I don't remember anything for 10 dayshttp://products.synthes.com/prod_support/Product%20Support%20Materials/Technique%20Guides/SUSA/SUTGTITrocJ3900A.pdf99% of the people on this earth are sheep ... dare to be different Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #18 July 24, 2009 Quote Quote I have decided that I really want to be an orthopedic surgeon in my next life! I want to rebuild/repair knees and shoulders Before you make that decision ... read this Titanium Trochanteric Fixation Nail System Technique Guide .. when you get to the section that describes the "Slide Hammer for Hammer Guide" ... let me know I'm just glad I don't remember anything for 10 dayshttp://products.synthes.com/prod_support/Product%20Support%20Materials/Technique%20Guides/SUSA/SUTGTITrocJ3900A.pdf This is the kind of stuff I find interesting! I was awake watching my ACL Recon on the scope screen years back! Had shoulder surgery back in 2005 too, there are pics of that on here somewhere too. She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #19 July 24, 2009 I'd like to administer a Hot Beef Enema to Salma Hayek.wait, I probably shouldn't post that....... Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #20 July 24, 2009 LMAO! What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #21 July 24, 2009 Quote This is the kind of stuff I find interesting! I was awake watching my ACL Recon on the scope screen years back! Had shoulder surgery back in 2005 too, there are pics of that on here somewhere too. I stayed awake for mine too!! My ortho thought I was crazy. Spinal only. Didn't want an IV meds, cuz I wanted to watch.... But, it was kinda funny cuz my knee was more of a mess than he was expecting and I could tell that he was annoyed but just couldn't say anything cuz I was awake. Now... for my second ankle surgery, he HIGHLY encouraged IV pain meds... and I slept. [zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #22 July 24, 2009 I've always enjoyed mouth to mouth resuscitation with the right person.Also cardiac massage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #23 July 24, 2009 Quote I never thought about it. I do know I never want to do or assist with anything regarding the anus. Such as colonoscopies or hemroids Did you know that they video that, so that the doctor can review it later? And... they'll give you a copy. That would wake up a dull party... "Hey, wanna see the inside of my butt in slow-mo?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #24 July 24, 2009 Quote Quote I never thought about it. I do know I never want to do or assist with anything regarding the anus. Such as colonoscopies or hemroids Did you know that they video that, so that the doctor can review it later? And... they'll give you a copy. That would wake up a dull party... "Hey, wanna see the inside of my butt in slow-mo?" Don't get that mixed up with the "what I did on vacation this summer clips.". TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
usedtajump 1 #25 July 25, 2009 Quote . . . to perform on someone else? Or even: Which medical procedure would you like to perform on yourself? I'd like to insert an IUD, do a GYN exam - correctly. I've already done the self stitches thing - that was cool . . . OH yeah and I reset a couple of fingers at different times, and reset my nose once after a pick-up soccer game after school. What Turtle actually means is that he's not really a gyno but he'll gladly have a look at it and poke around a little.Myself, none of the above. I find it disturbing to even watch surgical procedures on TV much less perform one.The older I get the less I care who I piss off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
