1969912 0 #1 July 20, 2009 I hate getting dressed after a shower with a damp ball pouch. A towel dry leaves too much moisture, so I use a fan during the summer and a paper towel in winter. Any other methods? "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gringobiker 0 #2 July 20, 2009 Your hairy palms?? ;p Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #3 July 20, 2009 I can't think of anything that's better than what you are already doing. I'm sure a nice breeze across your damp nut sac feels great.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #4 July 20, 2009 You've got to stand around naked a bit after the shower to let them air dry before getting dressed. Use that time to brush your teeth or something. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #5 July 20, 2009 Quote I'm sure a nice breeze across your damp nut sac feels great. Indeed it does. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #6 July 20, 2009 Quote Quote I'm sure a nice breeze across your damp nut sac feels great. Indeed it does. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #7 July 20, 2009 Baby/talc powder. Helps dry them out and prevent jock itch. Its VERY highly recommended that guys in the field use it."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #8 July 20, 2009 Hair dryer. Works pretty good."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #9 July 20, 2009 Wet / dry sandpaper. 3M 120 grit works best . And you never have to shave. PS -- Hand-sand only.......NEVER use an orbital. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #10 July 20, 2009 Quote Wet / dry sandpaper. 3M 120 grit works best . And you never have to shave. PS -- Hand-sand only.......NEVER use an orbital. Don So I take it a belt sander is bad too? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #11 July 20, 2009 Quote Quote Wet / dry sandpaper. 3M 120 grit works best . And you never have to shave. PS -- Hand-sand only.......NEVER use an orbital. Don So I take it a belt sander is bad too? If you don't like castration.... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #12 July 20, 2009 One reason why I like shower robes... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #13 July 20, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Wet / dry sandpaper. 3M 120 grit works best . And you never have to shave. PS -- Hand-sand only.......NEVER use an orbital. Don So I take it a belt sander is bad too? If you don't like castration.... Can you imagine the product warning label that would result from that lawsuit? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slcooper 0 #14 July 20, 2009 Try installing one of those hand dryers in your bathroom at nut level and turning the nozzel up...also gives you a chance to see how your nut sack would look during free fall Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #15 July 20, 2009 Happy Monday! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #16 July 20, 2009 Quote Hair dryer. Works pretty good. Billy that is a HEAT GUN, not a freaking hair dryer! Not only are you deaf, but you can't even read! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #17 July 20, 2009 Quote Quote Hair dryer. Works pretty good. Billy that is a HEAT GUN, not a freaking hair dryer! Not only are you deaf, but you can't even read! My hairdryer has a cool air blast button. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #18 July 20, 2009 You're going to be the old guy in the gym, if you are not already, with his leg up using the hair dryer to dry his balls. Seriously? OCD it's your problem, not mine.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #19 July 20, 2009 Heat'll kill your swimmers, so that's out. Option B is to shave that hairy gorilla patch you probably have all over your nutsack and then......previous drying options with a towel should be more effective. That is all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #20 July 20, 2009 QuoteHeat'll kill your swimmers, so that's out. And that's a bad thing because? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #21 July 20, 2009 Quote Quote Heat'll kill your swimmers, so that's out. And that's a bad thing because? Yeah, the snip, snip killed mine. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #22 July 20, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Heat'll kill your swimmers, so that's out. And that's a bad thing because? Yeah, the snip, snip killed mine. Shooting blanks is a good thing. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #23 July 20, 2009 Quote Heat'll kill your swimmers, so that's out. Option B is to shave that hairy gorilla patch you probably have all over your nutsack and then......previous drying options with a towel should be more effective. That is all. It's not the fur that causes drying issues, it's the square foot of skin that is nature's thermostat for the boys. I favor plain old corn starch. It seems more absorbent, longer lasting, & more "natural" than talc.When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #24 July 20, 2009 BWAHAHAHAHAHA.....nut sack.... >what you are already doing ..... As long as people don't use a face cloth and hang it back up on the rack Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #25 July 20, 2009 Quote I can't think of anything that's better than what you are already doing. I'm sure a nice breeze across your damp nut sac feels great. Indeed it does. Thats why I like Gold Bond powder. Its like a cool breeze that just wont quit. Be sure your satchell is dry before application though.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
