LuckyMcSwervy 0 #26 July 20, 2009 Quote Quote I can't think of anything that's better than what you are already doing. I'm sure a nice breeze across your damp nut sac feels great. Indeed it does. Thats why I like Gold Bond powder. Its like a cool breeze that just wont quit. Be sure your satchell is dry before application though. Because that would make a paste, Ross. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #27 July 20, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I can't think of anything that's better than what you are already doing. I'm sure a nice breeze across your damp nut sac feels great. Indeed it does. Thats why I like Gold Bond powder. Its like a cool breeze that just wont quit. Be sure your satchell is dry before application though. Because that would make a paste, Ross. I'm really disappointed in your guys for not posting this yet: http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=375921Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #28 July 20, 2009 Quote Heat'll kill your swimmers, so that's out. Option B is to shave that hairy gorilla patch you probably have all over your nutsack and then......previous drying options with a towel should be more effective. That is all. Nutsack drying 101. Have your GF blow on em.....that oughta do it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #29 July 20, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote I can't think of anything that's better than what you are already doing. I'm sure a nice breeze across your damp nut sac feels great. Indeed it does. Thats why I like Gold Bond powder. Its like a cool breeze that just wont quit. Be sure your satchell is dry before application though. Because that would make a paste, Ross. I'm really disappointed in your guys for not posting this yet: http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=375921 Is that a forum devoted to the elimination of "batwings"??Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #30 July 20, 2009 Quote I'm really disappointed in your guys for not posting this yet: http://forums.nasioc.com/...wthread.php?t=375921 Living in an arid environment like Denver, I don't even have to think about things like this. And I'm glad I don't - at least I was until I started reading this thread However, I'm wondering if'n you peoples in the sweatier parts of the country also apply Gold Bond to your dog's nutz, as implied in their F.A.Q. Quote Can I use Gold Bond Medicated Powder or Cream on my pets? Although many people have written citing Gold Bond’s effectiveness in relieving itch on their dogs, cats, and even horses, the Food & Drug Administration has not evaluated and approved the use of Gold Bond on pets. We recommend that you contact your veterinarian before use. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #31 July 20, 2009 >apply Gold Bond to your dog's nutz, Yeah- I'm no vet but applying anything to a dogs nuts is just going to get licked off.....hopefully only by the dog himself Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #32 July 20, 2009 Quote Quote Heat'll kill your swimmers, so that's out. Option B is to shave that hairy gorilla patch you probably have all over your nutsack and then......previous drying options with a towel should be more effective. That is all. It's not the fur that causes drying issues, it's the square foot of skin that is nature's thermostat for the boys. I favor plain old corn starch. It seems more absorbent, longer lasting, & more "natural" than talc. What the heck are you making, sack sweat gravy? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #33 July 20, 2009 >>What the heck are you making, sack sweat gravy? HAHAHHAHAHHAHA! I hear the dogs in the sweaty south like that-oh shit did I type that out loud Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #34 July 20, 2009 Memphis; the sweaty crotch of the south. No wonder Elvis made it his home Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefal 0 #35 July 20, 2009 Quote I'm really disappointed in your guys for not posting this yet: http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=375921 That forum is hilarious! I thought skydivers were a pretty funny group to hang around with, but I was almost crying I was laughing so hard after reading some of those posts. Such as... "it's like a 1,000 little gnomes with icey hands massaging your boys." "cornstarch... jesus. What are you baking a cake? Put a little flour, sugar and a couple eggs and you could make some nut cookies down there." "Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #36 July 20, 2009 Mamajumps et. al. already want to punch me....You realize we can never cross the Mason Dixon line again after these commentsBeware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #37 July 20, 2009 ENOUGH!!! Seriously men, think about the ladies will you? Have you ever inhaled as you were about to take a bite of a donut covered in powered sugar? If you furriness is the issue, here is an educational video for y'all: http://adweek.blogs.com/adfreak/2009/05/gillette-video-teaches-art-of-genital-shaving.htmlAdrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #38 July 20, 2009 Quote ENOUGH!!! Seriously men, think about the ladies will you? Have you ever inhaled as you were about to take a bite of a donut covered in powered sugar? If you furriness is the issue, here is an educational video for y'all: http://adweek.blogs.com/adfreak/2009/05/gillette-video-teaches-art-of-genital-shaving.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #39 July 20, 2009 I don't need a video, I taught meself! After much profuse bleeding and screaming and kicking I did..It's the only way to fly.....!! Smooth as a babies arse!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #40 July 20, 2009 Quote I don't need a video, I taught meself! After much profuse bleeding and screaming and kicking I did..It's the only way to fly.....!! Smooth as a babies arse!! And you somehow think that mentioning blood and screaming is an ENDORSEMENT???Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #41 July 20, 2009 Quote Quote I don't need a video, I taught meself! After much profuse bleeding and screaming and kicking I did..It's the only way to fly.....!! Smooth as a babies arse!! And you somehow think that mentioning blood and screaming is an ENDORSEMENT??? Hahhaaa!! I guess that wasn't the best reply ever, huh!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keithbar 1 #42 July 20, 2009 Quote Quote [reply Yeah, the snip, snip killed mine. snip snip doesn't kill the swimmers it just places an obstruction in their path to freedom. DUH!i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #43 July 20, 2009 Quote Quote Quote [reply Yeah, the snip, snip killed mine. snip snip doesn't kill the swimmers it just places an obstruction in their path to freedom. DUH! As long as I never meet swimmers I'm happy. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #44 July 20, 2009 >As long as I never meet swimmers I'm happy. most swimmers wear rubber bathing caps these days.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #45 July 20, 2009 Quote >As long as I never meet swimmers I'm happy. most swimmers wear rubber bathing caps these days. Worddddddd........ Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #46 July 21, 2009 Quote >As long as I never meet swimmers I'm happy. most swimmers wear rubber bathing caps these days. Or dont live very long in the stomach.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #47 July 21, 2009 Quote Quote >As long as I never meet swimmers I'm happy. most swimmers wear rubber bathing caps these days. Or dont live very long in the stomach. Just reminded me of an Alanis Morissette sone... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #48 July 21, 2009 Quote Quote >As long as I never meet swimmers I'm happy. most swimmers wear rubber bathing caps these days. Or dont live very long in the stomach. Or the ass... All ya'll were thinkin it... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #49 July 21, 2009 Quote Quote Quote >As long as I never meet swimmers I'm happy. most swimmers wear rubber bathing caps these days. Or dont live very long in the stomach. Just reminded me of an Alanis Morissette sone... Magic Stick? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #50 July 21, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote >As long as I never meet swimmers I'm happy. most swimmers wear rubber bathing caps these days. Or dont live very long in the stomach. Just reminded me of an Alanis Morissette sone... Magic Stick? STOPPPPPPPPPPP ITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're totally trying to drive me to drink!!!!!!!!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
