millertime24 8 #51 July 21, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote >As long as I never meet swimmers I'm happy. most swimmers wear rubber bathing caps these days. Or dont live very long in the stomach. Just reminded me of an Alanis Morissette sone... Magic Stick? STOPPPPPPPPPPP ITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're totally trying to drive me to drink!!!!!!!! At leats its better than..............p p p p p POKERFACE!!!Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #52 July 21, 2009 Quote Just reminded me of an Alanis Morissette sone... Magic Stick? STOPPPPPPPPPPP ITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're totally trying to drive me to drink!!!!!!!! At leats its better than..............p p p p p POKERFACE!!! DUDE!! I was singing in my head the "fu-fu-fuck her face" version (Thanks, Luis ) ALL day when I first read that. On the ride to altitude "fu-fu-fuck her face... fu-fu-fuck her face" . UGH!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #53 July 21, 2009 As much as I like fucking her face that song is still boarderline painfull. Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #54 July 21, 2009 Quote As much as I like fucking her face that song is still boarderline painfull. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #55 July 21, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote >As long as I never meet swimmers I'm happy. most swimmers wear rubber bathing caps these days. Or dont live very long in the stomach. Just reminded me of an Alanis Morissette sone... Magic Stick? STOPPPPPPPPPPP ITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're totally trying to drive me to drink!!!!!!!! That's not a drive, it's a 'gimme' putt.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chasteh 0 #56 July 21, 2009 Here in the southwest it is dry outside most of the time, so fixing that situation is simpler for me than, say, someone in Florida. 1) Towel on 2) Put towel under junk, this works in the same way as holding the nose on a PRO-pack. Pressure is key. 3) Brush teeth or whatever, taking care to shift the towel to a dry spot everytime you switch tasks. (So, between brushing teeth and shaving, you reposition the towel) And thats it! Fantastic. The more often "you ride on a dolphin, doin flips and shit," the more often your gonna have to "grab your towels 'cause its about to go down." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #57 July 21, 2009 Quote Be sure your satchell is dry before application though. Or ya end up with a batch of biscuit dough.Isn't "blow dry" the best way to dry up the boys? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #58 July 21, 2009 QuoteThe more often "you ride on a dolphin, doin flips and shit," the more often your gonna have to "grab your towels 'cause its about to go down." Hell yeah!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq3M7tuBMbYAlways be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chasteh 0 #59 July 21, 2009 You've just become the hottest woman at skydive new mexico. Congratulations. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #60 July 21, 2009 QuoteYou've just become the hottest woman at skydive new mexico. Congratulations. ??????? How's that??Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chasteh 0 #61 July 22, 2009 That video started circling around the DZ a couple of weeks after it came out. Almost all of us consider the 182 to be a boat. Rigs are life preservers. Airports are now docks. The sky is now the sea. Swim-trunks and "flippie floppies" are likely to include jumpsuits and rigs, although I'm sure that none of us really know what were talking about when we say "grab your swim trunks and your flippie floppies." Turbulence is now "roughing of the seas." The national weather service is now "seafarers meteorology," and wearing a Dolphin on a jump is now considered "Riding on a Dolphin, doin flips and shit" Being a female who understands this, you are "one" of "us." That is hot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #62 July 22, 2009 Quote That video started circling around the DZ a couple of weeks after it came out. Almost all of us consider the 182 to be a boat. Rigs are life preservers. Airports are now docks. The sky is now the sea. Swim-trunks and "flippie floppies" are likely to include jumpsuits and rigs, although I'm sure that none of us really know what were talking about when we say "grab your swim trunks and your flippie floppies." Turbulence is now "roughing of the seas." The national weather service is now "seafarers meteorology," and wearing a Dolphin on a jump is now considered "Riding on a Dolphin, doin flips and shit" Being a female who understands this, you are "one" of "us." That is hot. My favorite part of the video is when the raft is collapsed and he goes head hown... LOL. I'm a dork but I love it. And I do have an inflatable whale and a walrus in my DZ locker waiting to be taken for a ride... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chasteh 0 #63 July 22, 2009 You mean the part where he goes, "Never thought I'd be on a boaat! Its a big blue watery road. Poseidoon look at meee oooooh!" >And I do have an inflatable whale and a walrus in my DZ locker waiting to be taken for a ride... Close enough. I consider them both dolphins for all intensive purposes. Well done. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #64 July 22, 2009 Quote You mean the part where he goes, "Never thought I'd be on a boaat! Its a big blue watery road. Poseidoon look at meee oooooh!" Hahaha.... yeah.... starts @ 2:25. Quote >And I do have an inflatable whale and a walrus in my DZ locker waiting to be taken for a ride... Close enough. I consider them both dolphins for all intensive purposes. Well done. Well, technically, he's on a killer whale, not a dolphin in the video. Plus, Wal-Mart didn't have a dolphin when I bought them or it would've been one, not a second rate stand in killer whale. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halfpastniner 0 #65 July 22, 2009 That video is awesome! Is that from cross keys? Ive been wanting to do a ganster rap skydiving music video for a while, dont know that i can top that!BASE 1384 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #66 July 22, 2009 QuoteThat video is awesome! Is that from cross keys? Ive been wanting to do a ganster rap skydiving music video for a while, dont know that i can top that! Nope.... the sign on the wall at the end of the video says Skydive Spain but it's some famous Norweigian actor in it or something like that...Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #67 July 22, 2009 Quote Quote The more often "you ride on a dolphin, doin flips and shit," the more often your gonna have to "grab your towels 'cause its about to go down." Hell yeah!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq3M7tuBMbY All the times I've seen that video and just realized they didn't cut the rope around the boat and jumpers are hanging onto that rope. The reason this is bad is if the boat funnels/flips over it can wrap that rope around one (or both) your hands. Always remove the rope around the boat. Cut the rope into short sections and tie to each handle (no loops). Sorry, carry on with the thread. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chasteh 0 #68 July 22, 2009 Safety first! I mean, what could possibly go wrong anyways? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #69 July 22, 2009 QuoteSafety first! I mean, what could possibly go wrong anyways? Never ever get over the top of anything inflatable. I have been on dives where someone was knocked out. If you watch a raft go, it will disappear in 2 digital frames. During that time, the people do not move and it is completely gone. It goes from 115mph to 5. A raft with almost no air left will fall at the same rate as a person in brakes. (You can follow one around, but it is an extremely bad idea. They will change directions and will come back to you and take your canopy out.) Also, there is video of people with both hands wrapped by the line. Even with a ADD fire, the reserve goes up into the raft above. The best method is as Bolas said earlier. Cut the rope into 1ft sections and put a big knot on the end to grip. Only use one hand. Other people run the rope through the grommet and place a hand on each side of the grommet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chasteh 0 #70 July 23, 2009 Wow. That makes sense. >Also, there is video of people with both hands wrapped by the line. Even with a ADD fire, the reserve goes up into the raft above. Oohhh... Thats horrible. Now that I have an A-license i've started wondering about the possible deaths out there, or what it would be like. Not that I ever want to watch someone die or get hurt skydiving, although that much is possible or even likely with enough time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #71 July 23, 2009 Quote Also, there is video of people with both hands wrapped by the line. Even with a ADD fire, the reserve goes up into the raft above. I owe my life to the DZO of Aggieland, Todd Spillers, from exactly this scenario. Well, minus the aad fire. The dive went to shit and the raft flipped, wrapping my hand in the center of a rapidly deflating raft. Todd held on to his end and went into a sit to take me vertical to allow me to flip over and free my hand, he watched me clear and then let go of the raft. That was the first and last raft dive i will ever do.Edit: To dry your nutsack, air dry is best! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #72 July 23, 2009 Quote Edit: To dry your nutsack, air dry is best! Glad you stayed on topicNothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #73 July 23, 2009 here's the connection-And the best way a skydiver can dry the wrinkle purse.......... 140 mph gravity powered wind up yer arse sit fly hahahaha otherwise known as freebaggin Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #74 July 23, 2009 Quote otherwise known as freebaggin Ouch! Funny but - ouch! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
