thedude325 0 #51 July 16, 2009 Quote Quote I’m so embarrassed right now I just want to die … So … I work in a tall office building, located in an area with other tall buildings – when it’s windy, it’s always turbulent. Lunch time … I’m going outside … I’m wearing a dress … can you see where this is going??? While the wind tried to undress me (and it nearly did) right in front of my office building, the only thing I could think of were those young software engineers (from my company) that I just passed a few seconds earlier and knew that now are walking right behind me; please god … I hope they have bad eyesight … really, really bad eyesight. Oh … if this wasn’t bad enough, right across the street a new building is in the middle of construction. Yep, those construction workers were on lunch break as well ... Needless to say, I just realized something (duh … I’m slow): Dress + Thong = BAD Idea I don’t want to get out of my office right now … and I have cancelled (indefinitely) all meetings I have with Engineering. If there is anything you can say that might make this better, go ahead. O Don't be embarrassed or ashamed!! Be proud of what you have and for making a couple guys day that much better!!! Just think in your meeting with the boy engineers - you have the upper hand - you have what they want!!!! Women.... they're so fucking wiley! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iambeav2 0 #52 July 16, 2009 Haha, hey I requested before this post even started!!!...it's not the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until it's gone...it's the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until someone appreciates it for you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #53 July 16, 2009 Quote Women.... they're so fucking wiley! OK ... I did look up "wiley" in the dictionary ... I came up with nothing ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #54 July 16, 2009 Quote Quote Women.... they're so fucking wiley! OK ... I did look up "wiley" in the dictionary ... I came up with nothing ... O I'd go with definiton #2I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #55 July 16, 2009 Shouldn't you be on the way to the airport or something.... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #56 July 16, 2009 Americans are uptight about skin but you are the one making a big deal out of this. I guess the Europeans are getting uptight as well. When I was in highschool I was chatting with a bunch of girls(6) and a friend of mine pants'd me revealing my whitey tighties to the lot. Not one to make a big deal out of things (even at 16 years old) I stood there pantsless for a moment before I nonchalantly pulled em back up. That's when I noticed all 12 of their eyes were ogglin my package. Highschool was a little bit easier after that. www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #57 July 16, 2009 Oh Olympia, dear...don't worry about being seen in your thong for a brief (ha) moment. I'm sure there are worse things that could happen. I know I've had worse situations myself. It's all good, sweet lady. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #58 July 16, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Women.... they're so fucking wiley! OK ... I did look up "wiley" in the dictionary ... I came up with nothing ... O I'd go with definiton #2 Ha ha ... thank you "Turtle" ... you're contributing quite a bit to my assimilation into the American culture O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 803 #59 July 16, 2009 You just reminded me of lunch last week...noticed the lady (?) at the table across from us was wearing nothing but a smile under her cute little sun dress. One of the guys caught my expression when I noticed...I told him I would be able to tell you the color of her panties...if she were wearing any! It happens people. And no, I didn't stare or even look back...I DO try to be a gentleman! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #60 July 16, 2009 Quote Americans are uptight about skin but you are the one making a big deal out of this. I guess the Europeans are getting uptight as well. Well ... I have been an American since 2003 - the "uptightness" is starting to rub off on me as well. Quote When I was in highschool I was chatting with a bunch of girls(6) and a friend of mine pants'd me revealing my whitey tighties to the lot. Not one to make a big deal out of things (even at 16 years old) I stood there pantsless for a moment before I nonchalantly pulled em back up. That's when I noticed all 12 of their eyes were ogglin my package. Highschool was a little bit easier after that. That is a pretty cool way to handle the situation. I guess the moral of the story is to shut up and move on (?). O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #61 July 16, 2009 That's foul. Any woman who is rough enough downstairs to not need to wear panties outside of the home scares me, especially if she goes commando with jeans. Um, that hurts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #62 July 16, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Women.... they're so fucking wiley! OK ... I did look up "wiley" in the dictionary ... I came up with nothing ... O I'd go with definiton #2 Ha ha ... thank you "Turtle" ... you're contributing quite a bit to my assimilation into the American culture O No Problem - that what I do.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #63 July 16, 2009 Or show us and then move on, cheez. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #64 July 16, 2009 Quote You just reminded me of lunch last week...noticed the lady (?) at the table across from us was wearing nothing but a smile under her cute little sun dress. One of the guys caught my expression when I noticed...I told him I would be able to tell you the color of her panties...if she were wearing any! It happens people. And no, I didn't stare or even look back...I DO try to be a gentleman! Cute story ... and you just gave me something to be thankful for - at least today I was wearing something . And yes ... Normiss is always a perfect gentlement O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #65 July 16, 2009 Quote Quote Americans are uptight about skin but you are the one making a big deal out of this. I guess the Europeans are getting uptight as well. Well ... I have been an American since 2003 - the "uptightness" is starting to rub off on me as well. Quote When I was in highschool I was chatting with a bunch of girls(6) and a friend of mine pants'd me revealing my whitey tighties to the lot. Not one to make a big deal out of things (even at 16 years old) I stood there pantsless for a moment before I nonchalantly pulled em back up. That's when I noticed all 12 of their eyes were ogglin my package. Highschool was a little bit easier after that. That is a pretty cool way to handle the situation. I guess the moral of the story is to shut up and move on (?). O Nope. No moral at all. Your incident just reminded me of a pleasant experience in my youth. See! You've made another man smile! www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #66 July 16, 2009 Ok,,Ok,,lets hear one of your"could be Worse" stories !!! C'mon.... smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #67 July 16, 2009 Stop it ! You love it,,, If you were embar"assed" you won't even have posted,,,, smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #68 July 16, 2009 Hmmmm... you do not work on Sales or Marketing... !!!!! On your next review, under the achievements section, the following bullet points will be appropriate: 1) Improved our department's access and visibility to Engineering resources. 2) Designed, tested and evaluated a new peer-to-peer cooperative teamwork initiative. 3) Optimized the use of materials to implement the above initiatives.Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #69 July 16, 2009 Quote Hmmmm... you do not work on Sales or Marketing... !!!!! On your next review, under the achievements section, the following bullet points will be appropriate: 1) Improved our department's access ass-ets and their visibility to Engineering resources. 2) Designed, tested and evaluated put on display a new peer-to-peer cooperative teamwork initiative. 3) Optimized the use of materials ass-ets to implement the above initiatives. O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #70 July 16, 2009 Title fixed. Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #71 July 16, 2009 Next time when it's windy wear a tighter dress or miniskirt. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #72 July 16, 2009 Leave it to you to start a thread on fireBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #73 July 16, 2009 Quote Leave it to you to start a thread on fireBry Well, you're bored & have coffee while O wears thongs under her skirt. The way I see it, there's no way you can compete.When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #74 July 16, 2009 Point takenAnd what a good point it was!!!!Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #75 July 18, 2009 Quote Well ... it's not the first time wind got me in trouble . Well ... duh ... jumping out of an airplane in a mini skirt is like ... asking for it ... O Edited: added a bit of modesty to the attachment ... this is America after all ... for a second, I forgot Thank God for my florid imagination. You should PM that pic to Banesanaura, I think you two are in a club now. And take heart. Maybe some of the guys' eyes were still busily locked onto the huge natural t*ts. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
