OlympiaStoica 0 #1 July 16, 2009 I’m so embarrassed right now I just want to die … So … I work in a tall office building, located in an area with other tall buildings – when it’s windy, it’s always turbulent. Lunch time … I’m going outside … I’m wearing a dress … can you see where this is going??? While the wind tried to undress me (and it nearly did) right in front of my office building, the only thing I could think of were those young software engineers (from my company) that I just passed a few seconds earlier and knew that now are walking right behind me; please god … I hope they have bad eyesight … really, really bad eyesight. Oh … if this wasn’t bad enough, right across the street a new building is in the middle of construction. Yep, those construction workers were on lunch break as well ... Needless to say, I just realized something (duh … I’m slow): Dress + Thong = BAD Idea I don’t want to get out of my office right now … and I have cancelled (indefinitely) all meetings I have with Engineering. If there is anything you can say that might make this better, go ahead. O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #3 July 16, 2009 Pretend you were wearing a bikini. Skirts blow up at the beach all of the time. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmills0705 0 #4 July 16, 2009 Quote I’m so embarrassed right now I just want to die … So … I work in a tall office building, located in an area with other tall buildings – when it’s windy, it’s always turbulent. Lunch time … I’m going outside … I’m wearing a dress … can you see where this is going??? While the wind tried to undress me (and it nearly did) right in front of my office building, the only thing I could think of were those young software engineers (from my company) that I just passed a few seconds earlier and knew that now are walking right behind me; please god … I hope they have bad eyesight … really, really bad eyesight. Oh … if this wasn’t bad enough, right across the street a new building is in the middle of construction. Yep, those construction workers were on lunch break as well ... Needless to say, I just realized something (duh … I’m slow): Dress + Thong = BAD Idea I don’t want to get out of my office right now … and I have cancelled (indefinitely) all meetings I have with Engineering. If there is anything you can say that might make this better, go ahead. O Don't be embarrassed or ashamed!! Be proud of what you have and for making a couple guys day that much better!!! Just think in your meeting with the boy engineers - you have the upper hand - you have what they want!!!! Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #5 July 16, 2009 They weren't looking at your face and couldn't pick you out of a lineup if they tried! There, does that make you feel better? 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #6 July 16, 2009 http://www.thetartcart.com/videos/watch.aspx?media=3929 That's pretty much what happened ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 855 #7 July 16, 2009 tart cart cricky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #8 July 16, 2009 Quote They weren't looking at your face and couldn't pick you out of a lineup if they tried! There, does that make you feel better? No ... Damn dresses ... I'm a pants kind of girl and now I remember why. After work I'm going to a bridal shower and wanted to look "girlie" ... that will teach me ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #9 July 16, 2009 Quote Don't be embarrassed or ashamed!! Be proud of what you have and for making a couple guys day that much better!!! True Wisdom and a great attitude. Quote Just think in your meeting with the boy engineers - you have the upper hand - you have what they want!!!! A New Bike?? (Sorry, Old engineers joke) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hungarianchick 0 #10 July 16, 2009 Quote Don't be embarrassed or ashamed!! Be proud of what you have and for making a couple guys day that much better!!! Just think in your meeting with the boy engineers - you have the upper hand - you have what they want!!!! +1 P.S.: Next time try the V.S. seamless panties. Good butt-floss alternative... "I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 July 16, 2009 It's just skin. Some guy is going to think good thoughts about you for about 10 minutes and might - MIGHT - remember that it happened - but is now oggling the next girl that is walking by. Next time go commando - it's ok to be a little dirty sometimes.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #12 July 16, 2009 Yah... I'm thinking you have nothing to worry about. But, to make an informed well educated statement here, I'm going to need to see the photos! Also, video of the incident would definitely be helpful (or at very least, entertaining). Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 July 16, 2009 Quote Quote Don't be embarrassed or ashamed!! Be proud of what you have and for making a couple guys day that much better!!! True Wisdom and a great attitude. Quote Just think in your meeting with the boy engineers - you have the upper hand - you have what they want!!!! A New Bike?? (Sorry, Old engineers joke) New flash drive.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hungarianchick 0 #14 July 16, 2009 QuoteIt's just skin. Yep, it is. Too bad the majority of the people in this country are so freaking uptight about it.... "I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #15 July 16, 2009 She got the "Flash" part doneYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #17 July 16, 2009 Quote Don't be embarrassed or ashamed!! Be proud of what you have and for making a couple guys day that much better!!! Just think in your meeting with the boy engineers - you have the upper hand - you have what they want!!!! Oh ... I'm not a prude by any standards (I'm European after all ). O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #18 July 16, 2009 Oh, don't be embarrassed about it. I'm sure you have a nice ass, but it's just an ass. Your story reminds me of when I wore a flouncy skirt with a thong underneath to one of my son's soccer game. A gust of wind came by right when I went to sit down. Not only did I flash the dad behind me, but I got quite a shock when I ended up sitting on the cold, metal bleacher with my bare ass instead of my skirt material. I yelped and giggled, the guy behind me smiled...no big deal. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyD 0 #19 July 16, 2009 BFD. Accidents happen. Be glad you're not a bush pig, then you would be getting laughed at. Guys got a treat from mother nature. Move on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #20 July 16, 2009 I would be more embarrassed had I tripped and fallen. (which I do often ) Chalk it up to a funny thing that happened to you while on your way to lunch. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #21 July 16, 2009 Hey Remster, post that xscuseless.gif thingy here again for Skymama....Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #22 July 16, 2009 QuoteBFD. Accidents happen. Be glad you're not a bush pig, then you would be getting laughed at. Guys got a treat from mother nature. Move on. What is a "bush pig"? O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hungarianchick 0 #23 July 16, 2009 Quote What is a "bush pig"? I'm guessing it's an analogy for a fat and ugly cow... "I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #24 July 16, 2009 I am sure that whoever saw something likes what they saw.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #25 July 16, 2009 Don't worry O...I'm sure things will blow over quickly... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
