RastaRicanAir 0 #1 July 12, 2009 At what point do you acquire that look? You know, the WTFAYLAYA?!! Or: "What The F*CK Are You Looking At You A**hole??!!" look. Does it come before the scars from the surgery heal, or is it an extended, yogic progression to an entirely new level of disdainful facial control? Do cosmetic surgeons distribute pamphlets with illustrations of how to flash this Disgust-O-Ray at unsuspecting men -so often caught staring ENTIRELY out of simple amazement at the elastic resiliency of human hooter-skin? Or does the very weight of all those extra added CCs of viscous fluid actually put some kind of strain on your orbicular and zygomatic muscles, making it easier to warp your face into a lightning-quick judgmental scowl? I mean, say, for example, you brought your toddler daughter into a pediatric emergency room one summer afternoon, in your Sunday best low rise, tramp-stamp-framing jeans, and undersized half shirt. And say you walked past an employee who was stunned in sheer confusion as to how your epidermis -not to mention that sheer film of polyester- is still retaining it's structural integrity for literally a second before remembering his mannerly upbringing, and turning away. How could you actually manage to turn in his direction, WITHIN that single second, with that look ALREADY etched into your face? What IS the underlying talent, or training behind this exemplary gift? I was just wondering. Oh yeah. And not for nothing, but WHAT THE F*CK DO YOU THINK I'M LOOKING AT?!![/B] Uhhh, maybe the Marvel-Comics-scale t*ts you're lugging around! Isn't this attitude a bit like putting $1600 spinning rims on your ride, then screaming out the window for people to get their eyes back on the road? I'll bet if I came to YOUR workplace later tonight and threw a wad of ones at your feet first, you wouldn't be so concerned with my choice of sight-line. ...But again, I'm just wondering.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #2 July 12, 2009 Next time just tell them you are just appreciating their investment in their self esteem... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patrickweldon 0 #3 July 12, 2009 I have found the best response is to lower the top of my pants until the top curve of my nutsack rests dangling off the rim of my jeans. Then I lean back and push them up as I parade around showing the boys off! Sometimes i pull up my shirt. Othertimes I wear really tight spandex pants. Of course, I then constantly yell at women, "Hey, My Eyes Are Up Here !" Then I roll my eyes, and mumble "geez, what an a-hole" as I walk off, pointing my perched nuts at someone else. But thats just me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #4 July 12, 2009 Rough day at the office? This is one of the reasons I, I mean cyndi started the thread about checking someone out...In some cases I think most people(guys) don't know they are starring until they are caught and that is when that look is giving. So you may have only thought it was a second but in reality it was minutes. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #5 July 12, 2009 Wow … we got an angry little one . What happened? Some woman with “huge fake tits” stole your first born? Just wondering … How about women with “huge” natural breasts? Should they/I make sure they are well hidden, even on a hot summer day, so that they don’t offend your sensibilities? Just wondering … O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #6 July 12, 2009 (Bry's staring) Ummmmm what did you say??-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #7 July 12, 2009 Quote (Bry's staring) Ummmmm what did you say?? You better pay attention to what you are doing while stirring so you don't get hurt by falling in a open man hole cover or anything like that...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #8 July 12, 2009 If a woman wears a respectable top, there's no excuse for oggling. That being said, if you put them out on display, you shouldn't be so surprised that people are looking.. Equally, if you went and increased your cuppage from a "normal" size to "absolutely-fucking-HUGE", you can't really claim you didn't want to draw attention to them.. Just my opinion.."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #9 July 12, 2009 Quote How about women with “huge” natural breasts? Should they/I (ears perked up) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #10 July 12, 2009 Quote Quote How about women with “huge” natural breasts? Should they/I (ears perked up) Are you sure your ears is what "perked up" Bolas? O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #11 July 12, 2009 Quote Quote Quote How about women with “huge” natural breasts? Should they/I (ears perked up) Are you sure your ears is what "perked up" Bolas? O Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #12 July 12, 2009 Got caught breaking the 2-second rule, eh? Ah well, some days you get to ogle, some days you get caught. Better luck next time! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #13 July 12, 2009 Quote Wow … we got an angry little one . What happened? Some woman with “huge fake tits” stole your first born? Just wondering … How about women with “huge” natural breasts? Should they/I make sure they are well hidden, even on a hot summer day, so that they don’t offend your sensibilities? Just wondering … O First of all: TOO LATE! You've already offended me by implying that I actually have any sensibilities to offend.(....Yeah, don't think too hard on that one...) Second: No, I've actually found that women who are naturally endowed are less likely to reflexively turn on the "You-F*cking-Pig"-O-Vision. Even when they realize that they're being ogled, they usually have a more clever response, which I guess comes from experience. What eludes me is why some women with after-market equipment start getting offended at the notice. Particularly women like the one in question. I mean, these things were scraping the edge of architectural possibility! One more cc, and she'd need to have her toes lengthened to stay upright.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #14 July 12, 2009 Two things wrong with this post/rasta's description. How did you know she had a face? And if they were that big she should expect people to look. Afterall, as one stated already, isn't that the effect they were looking for? ...to be noticed. Rasta next tiem you get that look just state in a calm voice. "nice tits." IF they get that extra special Cunty face you can add "apparently the operation didn't help your attitude."My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #15 July 12, 2009 Gotta babe bry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #16 July 12, 2009 LMAO!!! As offensive as you might be, you are twice as funny ... Frankly, I find it difficult not to agree with you on this one - if they (the boobies) are out of proportion and you put them out there, be prepared to be stared at. When I wear low cut tops, I make sure I feel like dealing with the kind of attention I might be getting. If I want to remain below the radar (on days when I feel unattractive) or want to be taken seriously (at work), I make sure to cover up. Personally, the only looks that ever made me uncomfortable were from women O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #17 July 12, 2009 got pics of those low cut topsBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incendium 0 #18 July 12, 2009 I need to jump at home more often..... v/r Paul "Never argue with an idiot, they will only bring you down to their level and beat you!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #19 July 13, 2009 Quote When I wear low cut tops, I make sure I feel like dealing with the kind of attention I might be getting. If I want to remain below the radar (on days when I feel unattractive) or want to be taken seriously (at work), I make sure to cover up. Personally, the only looks that ever made me uncomfortable were from women O While I can understand the taken seriously at work (unfortunately) I'd think days you were feeling less attractive, 3rd party opinion (construction sites, cars, etc.) may be a small ego boost.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #20 July 13, 2009 Quote While I can understand the taken seriously at work (unfortunately) I'd think days you were feeling less attractive, 3rd party opinion (construction sites, cars, etc.) may be a small ego boost. Maybe I should redefine that ... I mean leave-me-the-fuck-alone days ... like this weekend . (Don't underestimate the power of a pissed off woman, who is hormonal ). O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #21 July 13, 2009 SH*T! Bolas! Donnn't mooooovve!! Just apologize for being a big, stupid man, hand her the chocolate, the heating pad, and the remote control and back away sllloowwlyyOrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #22 July 13, 2009 Quote SH*T! Bolas! Donnn't mooooovve!! Just apologize for being a big, stupid man, hand her the chocolate, the heating pad, and the remote control and back away sllloowwlyy Oh crap!!! I bumped the table knocking the red wine bottle over onto the brand new white doily. I'll be out back in the yard... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #23 July 13, 2009 Really, Robbie, all you need to do is look back at her, and if you wouldn't lose your job, or if you just don't care, say something like,"Hey, if you didn't want anyone to look, you shouldn't have bought them." and go back to work. You might add something like, "Oh, By the way, good job on hiding the scars."I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #24 July 13, 2009 Quote Wow … we got an angry little one . What happened? Some woman with “huge fake tits” stole your first born? Just wondering … How about women with “huge” natural breasts? Should they/I make sure they are well hidden, even on a hot summer day, so that they don’t offend your sensibilities? Just wondering … O I believe you can tell the difference between the real and the store bough ones that he refers to. Don't get the panties all twisted up - you give yourself a wedgie and make your clit pop out.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #25 July 13, 2009 It's like an advertising campaign. Like when they are advertising Porsches. Everyone sees the ad, but they are only concerned with enticing the target audience. If you walk into the Porsche showroom and don't look like you are a serious customer, the salesman will not be sociable. I look at it as a gift of fortune when people identify themselves as jerks. People like that are way too angry inside about something. My favorite line is the Dr Phil one... "So how's that working for you?" Nothing better than a good chuckle to defuse the seriousness of others. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
