Dancing after 2am illegal in Iowa

[LisaH 0]

Wtf??

http://www.grandforksherald.com/event/article/id/126178/

I wonder if they would raid a dz?

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[JohnDeere 0]

Hey the govt. knows whats best for you! Who are you to question them?

Nothing opens like a Deere!

You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

[skydiver30960 0]

...the law only holds if it looks like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMB8vv18ehE


Elvisio "at least he owned an original VW Beetle" Rodriguez

[fossg 0]

People wanting to dance after 2 am?? How dare they. There is a special place in Hell for people like that.

[DSE 5]

In Kaysville, Utah, one must possess (and carry) photo ID if they want to enter a convenience store after dark.

In Logan Utah, it's illegal for women to swear.

At BYU/Provo Utah, a bible must be able to slip between the bodies of people dancing in order to prevent them from dancing too closely.

[k-dubjumps 0]

Wait! Foot Loose was for real!?!?!?

Adrenaline is my crack

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[skyjumpenfool 2]

Dancing illegal??

I'll be at Couch Freaks!!! Who wants to go to jail with me???

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"Son, only two things fall from the sky."

[BillyVance 34]

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Wait! Foot Loose was for real!?!?!?

I was thinking there might be a sequel...

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[Snowwhite 0]

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Dancing illegal??

I'll be at Couch Freaks!!! Who wants to go to jail with me???

Well, I think the dancing after 2 AM in polyester at Couch Freaks makes it all ok. I will have to check, but the last I knew, all good!

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[Matitemel 0]

omg !!! Can't believe it!

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Wtf??

http://www.grandforksherald.com/event/article/id/126178/

I wonder if they would raid a dz?

Well, it is Iowa, after all! I believe that we will ALL have to be hauled off to jail during couch freaks. :)

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
--- The Dude ---

[mtbriles 0]

haha thats great

In NC its illegal to tie your alligator with a leash to a fire hydrant.
Its a very serious offense with major consiquences.

It wouldnt be a big deal if it wasnt such a reacurring problem. People just dont get it i guess.

Briles

Why not?
My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!!
Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
D.S. #55

[Andy9o8 2]

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haha that's great

In NC its illegal to tie your alligator with a leash to a fire hydrant.
It's a very serious offense with major consequences.

It wouldn't be a big deal if it wasn't such a recurring problem. People just don't get it I guess.

See, this is why we need lawyers. There's a loophole in the law that doesn't cover crocodiles.

[piisfish 140]

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It wouldnt be a big deal if it wasnt such a reacurring problem. People just dont get it i guess.

Briles

and in Florida, women can't skydive on sundays... Sheeeesh

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[futuredivot 0]

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Wait! Foot Loose was for real!?!?!?

I was thinking there might be a sequel...

Better-A remake http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1068242/

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[mtbriles 0]

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haha that's great

In NC its illegal to tie your alligator with a leash to a fire hydrant.
It's a very serious offense with major consequences.

It wouldn't be a big deal if it wasn't such a recurring problem. People just don't get it I guess.

See, this is why we need lawyers. There's a loophole in the law that doesn't cover crocodiles.

Oh it's no loop hole. Crocodiles behave fine when attatched to a fire hydrant by leash it's those damn alligators you gota watch out for...



Briles

Why not?
My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!!
Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
D.S. #55

[JohnMitchell 16]

After 2 am, the only dance I wanna be doing is the horizontal bop. That law doesn't bother me.

[JohnMitchell 16]

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At BYU/Provo Utah, a bible must be able to slip between the bodies of people dancing in order to prevent them from dancing too closely.

I was raised Southern Baptist. They allowed no dancing at all, because it leads to "other things . . ."

Q: You know why Baptists can't have sex standing up?

A: Someone might see in their windows and think they were dancing.

[MaVriK 0]

Pennsylvania dumb laws:
It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.

You may not sing in the bathtub.

A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.

You may not catch a fish with your hands.

You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.

All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires. (Danville)

There are TONS....thats just a few lol

~MaVriK~
"The Greatest Accomplishment in life is actually Living it"

[MaVriK 0]

ahh fuck it ill post them all....sorry for the threadjack

It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.


It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.


It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.


Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.


A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.


You may not sing in the bathtub.


Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.


A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.


Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes.


Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.


No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official "beer distributor".


All liquor stores must be run by the state.


Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.


You may not catch a fish with your hands.


You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.


Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.


Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land.


There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public. (Allentown)


Operators of bingo games may not advertise the prizes offered. (Bensalem)


Persons convicted of felonies may not operate Bingo games. (Bensalem)


One's pants may be worn no lower than five inches below the waist. (Connellsville )


All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires. (Danville)


It is required that a woman have a permit to wear cosmetics. (Morrisville)


Every outlet or switch (which can be purchased for 59 cents) that is installed requires an electrical inspection fee of 1 dollar and 33 cents. (Newtown)


No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator. (Pittsburgh)


It is still illegal to bring a donkey or a mule onto a trolley car. (Pittsburgh)


Horses are not to be tied to parking meters. (Tarentum)

~MaVriK~
"The Greatest Accomplishment in life is actually Living it"