Nataly 38 #26 July 13, 2009 QuoteI'm surprised anyone would even want to know if I've had sex! You're not fooling anyone.. Judging by the grin on your avatar, you've had *plenty*!!!"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #27 July 13, 2009 Quote I'm surprised anyone would even want to know if I've had sex! May I draw your attention to my sig line. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #28 July 13, 2009 OMG, I didn't even notice that! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #29 July 13, 2009 Quote Quote I'm surprised anyone would even want to know if I've had sex! You're not fooling anyone.. Judging by the grin on your avatar, you've had *plenty*!!! Well, we know for certain she's had sex at least twice! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iambeav2 0 #30 July 14, 2009 I mean, even if it was a dead fuck (you know, the ones that just like to lay there and moan as rehearsed), I still get mine... Not saying I don't enjoy the other party gettin theirs, but damn, if they ain't into it, then I'll just get mine and leave you alone!! ...it's not the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until it's gone...it's the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until someone appreciates it for you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #31 July 14, 2009 Quote Ok, so here is an opportunity for a spin off poll. There have been several respondents to this thread that admitted to poor performance from their partners. Assuming that there was a physical attraction and an assumption that the sex would be good, just what percentage of those partners turned out to be a disappointment? How many times has that Adonis figure that had you ready to hop into bed from the first moment turned out to be a flash in the pan? Ha ha ... I got some stories ... some of them, you wouldn't even believe me if I told you ... We all had bad sex ... and than some of us had what-the-fuck-was-that sex ... Ugh!!! O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #32 July 14, 2009 There are no 'good' or 'bad' humps when you are having a good time outside of the sex. It is, was it is. Live, hump, laugh. Make the most of it. Just my opinion. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #33 July 14, 2009 Ha ha ... I got some stories ... some of them, you wouldn't even believe me if I told you ... We all had bad sex ... and than some of us had what-the-fuck-was-that sex ... Ugh!!! Care to share? Seriously.. one person's ultimate sex might be another's worst time even if it were the same scenario. We all are different. There is no such thing as a general term "bad sex."Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chiquita24 0 #34 July 14, 2009 I chose no humps and that's pretty much what my last relationship turned into. I just didn't enjoy it at all. It was probably some of the worst sex I've ever had in my life. So I basically cut of the sex all together. IMO the relationship was pretty much done with anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #35 July 14, 2009 Quote Quote Ok, so here is an opportunity for a spin off poll. There have been several respondents to this thread that admitted to poor performance from their partners. Assuming that there was a physical attraction and an assumption that the sex would be good, just what percentage of those partners turned out to be a disappointment? How many times has that Adonis figure that had you ready to hop into bed from the first moment turned out to be a flash in the pan? Ha ha ... I got some stories ... some of them, you wouldn't even believe me if I told you ... We all had bad sex ... and than some of us had what-the-fuck-was-that sex ... Ugh!!! O ..........Yep.....We're still waiting for one or another of my proteges to pick up this topic and run with it. I'm sure it'll be along shortly. I believe Pinna's original concept was for a thread detailing crash and burn performances by would-be Top Guns. (Which, would make quite enjoyable reading for one or two "average" looking but hard working guys I know.)OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #36 July 14, 2009 Quote Ha ha ... I got some stories ... some of them, you wouldn't even believe me if I told you ... We all had bad sex ... and than some of us had what-the-fuck-was-that sex ... Ugh!!! Care to share? Seriously.. one person's ultimate sex might be another's worst time even if it were the same scenario. We all are different. There is no such thing as a general term "bad sex." Trust me ... the story I had in mind, by far the worse "sex" anyone can have, would be bad by anyone's standards ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #37 July 14, 2009 Quote I voted other.. Much like pizza, even "bad" pizza is still good I disagreeDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #38 July 14, 2009 Any time I have bad sex I have only myself to blame. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #39 July 14, 2009 Quote Any time I have bad sex I have only myself to blame. Awwwe - How sweet! look at Andy trying to protect Divot like that.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #40 July 14, 2009 Bullshit. I'm the best I ever hadYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #41 July 14, 2009 QuoteWell with me it's never bad, so I wouldn't know. With yourself doesn't count."That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #42 July 14, 2009 Quote I chose no humps and that's pretty much what my last relationship turned into. I just didn't enjoy it at all. It was probably some of the worst sex I've ever had in my life. So I basically cut of the sex all together. IMO the relationship was pretty much done with anyway. Holy crap. Hope he doesn't read here!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #43 July 14, 2009 LMAO- I was thinking the same thing! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #44 July 14, 2009 Quote Quote I chose no humps and that's pretty much what my last relationship turned into. I just didn't enjoy it at all. It was probably some of the worst sex I've ever had in my life. So I basically cut of the sex all together. IMO the relationship was pretty much done with anyway. Holy crap. Hope he doesn't read here!! Why? We know we suck - you don't have to protect us. We can take it. Just lay it out straight.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #45 July 14, 2009 I just voted for "other". Some guys can be really, really, really good at the foreplay stuff. Sometimes that alone could make it worth a less than spectacular hump. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #46 July 14, 2009 Quote I just voted for "other". Some guys can be really, really, really good at the foreplay stuff. Sometimes that alone could make it worth a less than spectacular hump. OK, yeah- I had a boyfriend like that once upon a time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #47 July 14, 2009 Quote Quote I just voted for "other". Some guys can be really, really, really good at the foreplay stuff. Sometimes that alone could make it worth a less than spectacular hump. OK, yeah- I had a boyfriend like that once upon a time. Me too. I didn't keep him around long at all, but you know... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #48 July 14, 2009 QuoteBullshit. I'm the best I ever had A legend in your own mind.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #49 July 14, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I just voted for "other". Some guys can be really, really, really good at the foreplay stuff. Sometimes that alone could make it worth a less than spectacular hump. OK, yeah- I had a boyfriend like that once upon a time. Me too. I didn't keep him around long at all, but you know... I kept mine for a few years. I was young, and really didn't know any better ........... Besides, he wasn't completely without skills! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #50 July 14, 2009 Quote I kept mine for a few years. I was young, and really didn't know any better ........... Besides, he wasn't completely without skills! LOL!! Lucky you!! I only kept that one around for the short amount of time that I did because he was talented *that way* and HOT!! Hell, I just sounded like a guy!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
