My first time (with a pullup cord)

[chasteh 0]

A virgin's encounter with his first pull-up cord
Verse 1

MY first pull-up cord,
through the loop we go,
my very first pull-up cord
How I will miss you so.

I used you dude,
the ride to altitude,
and out my pocket you go.

Back and forth,
as if raised on a porch,
I treated yo like a ho.

I know, you know,
there are a hundred more,
Some jerk can't help but speak out:
"hey idiot, grab one from the floor!"

My first pull-up cord,
I could never replace you,
35 pack jobs,
riggers just don't have a clue.

But the time we had together was special,
my very first pull-up cord,
Because when I first met you,
I was nervous, stiff as a board.

"35 pack-jobs is a lot"
"You need a new pull-up cord, you fool!"
Them Packers were confused,
always calling you a "tool."

But in my memories you will last forever,
You and I had a special time together
That time was short, after a big endeveur

You've seen better days,
you do smell like purple haze,
Yes, somehow even pull-up cords are able to blaze.

Weekend after weekend,
my very first pull up cord,
Good bye dear friend
you never left me bored.

[MikeJD 0]

Fly free, pullup cord.