jcd11235 0 #76 July 10, 2009 Quote Quote I can't help but to notice that you seem to like stirring shit up. Is that an ass licking joke, or do I just have a dirty mind? Can't both be true? Edit to add: Thanks for offering up another outstanding sig line! Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #77 July 10, 2009 Quote Damn you do have fat fingers! E is five inches from L. wrong. i just laid my penis across my keyboard and it is clearly 8 inches between the e and l. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #78 July 10, 2009 Quote Wow...how fast did a thread about asses end up about me? This is wrong. Ass licking I'll think you'll find."That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #79 July 10, 2009 Quote Quote Damn you do have fat fingers! E is five inches from L. wrong. i just laid my penis across my keyboard and it is clearly 8 inches between the e and l. Yours is that wide too, huh?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #80 July 10, 2009 It's all about the girth. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #81 July 10, 2009 Quote It's all about the girth. I'm so glad you appreciate the better things in life.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #82 July 10, 2009 Quote It's all about the girth. oh you got that right, sister Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #83 July 10, 2009 Not if I've got a 6 inch tongue and can breathe thru my ears What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #84 July 10, 2009 OK... I think Skymama is the "H" word.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #85 July 10, 2009 Quote OK... I think Skymama is the "H" word.... Did you just call Skymama a Ho?Dude . . . you are SO going to get banned - All I did was illude to the fact that she might be a bit rough around the edges and she banned me!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 801 #86 July 10, 2009 I thought he was implying that she was "Hung" given the girth comment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #87 July 10, 2009 Quote I thought he was implying that she was "Hung" given the girth comment. The only thing hanging on me are my boobies. Gravity sucks! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #88 July 10, 2009 Quote Quote I thought he was implying that she was "Hung" given the girth comment. The only thing hanging on me are my boobies. Gravity sucks! But wonderbras help keep the illusion alive - well that and comments about having "skilz"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #89 July 10, 2009 WAIT! Are we talking licking cheeks or are we talking about drilling for oil?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #90 July 10, 2009 Horny... Ok... I said it. Me thinks Skymama is horny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #91 July 10, 2009 AKA rim jobwww.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #92 July 10, 2009 Was there a time I wasn't? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #93 July 10, 2009 We're talking NORMAL sized keyboards here, not the ones with the oversized buttons. Also, you're just guessing if you have to stretch it out twice to get 8 What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #94 July 10, 2009 I'm out... You crazy soccer Moms.... SCOOOOOOORRRRREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #95 July 10, 2009 Quote Horny... Ok... I said it. Me thinks Skymama is horny! That's what I thought you meant by the "H" word O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #96 July 10, 2009 Quote Quote I thought he was implying that she was "Hung" given the girth comment. The only thing hanging on me are my boobies. Gravity sucks! Skymama very funny today ... lots of little gems coming out of her keyboard . I'm having a bad day ... I should have come here a little sooner - almost guaranteed I'll find something to smile (or smirk) about ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #97 July 10, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I thought he was implying that she was "Hung" given the girth comment. The only thing hanging on me are my boobies. Gravity sucks! Skymama very funny today ... lot's of little gems coming out of her keyboard . I'm having a bad day ... I should have come here a little sooner - almost guaranteed I'll find something to smile (or smirk) about ... O This one's for you then, Olympia!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #98 July 10, 2009 Nice bike! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #99 July 10, 2009 Nice leather suit O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #100 July 10, 2009 Quote Nice leather suit O So you like leather? Im sure Shah is glad to hear he was correct about you!Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
