Smirniof 0 #1 July 13, 2009 Once upon a time, on a river there was this boat full of milk manned by rooster which was going upstream. Downstream was comming a boat full of grain being manned by a cat. When they came withing a few feet of each other, the cat saw the boat full of milk and the rooster saw the boat full of grain.They both jumped one towards the oposite boat. Unfortunately the cat landed in the water but the rooster having wings landed in the boat. Moral of the story: For each wet pussy there is a happy cock Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #2 July 13, 2009 So there was this horse and a chicken that lived on a farm. The horse and the chicken were in fact two very good friends. One day the horse fell into a mud hole that he could not get out of. The chicken saw this and said, "What should I do?","What should I do?". and the horse replies,"Go get the farmers BMW and a rope so that you can pull me out". So, the chicken runs and gets the BMW and a rope. He drives it back, ties the rope to the horse and the other end to the car. The chicken puts the car in gear and pulls the horse out. "Wow", the horse said. "Thanks a lot for getting me out of there". So one day the chicken falls into the hole. "Help, Help" he is saying."Go get the farmers BMW and a rope to pull me out!" The horse said, "No need....I'll just straddle the hole and you hold onto my dick and I'll pull you out" "OK" said the chicken. So the chicken grabs a hold of his dick and is pulled out. What is the MORAL of the story? You don't need a BMW to pick up chicks, if you are hung like a horse.Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smirniof 0 #3 July 13, 2009 Q: At a mixed nudist colony who is the most sought after man? A: The one that can bring the most donuts ! Q: At the same mixed nudist colony who is the most sought after woman? A: The one that can eat the last donuts ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thedude325 0 #4 July 13, 2009 Quote So there was this horse and a chicken that lived on a farm. The horse and the chicken were in fact two very good friends. One day the horse fell into a mud hole that he could not get out of. The chicken saw this and said, "What should I do?","What should I do?". and the horse replies,"Go get the farmers BMW and a rope so that you can pull me out". So, the chicken runs and gets the BMW and a rope. He drives it back, ties the rope to the horse and the other end to the car. The chicken puts the car in gear and pulls the horse out. "Wow", the horse said. "Thanks a lot for getting me out of there". So one day the chicken falls into the hole. "Help, Help" he is saying."Go get the farmers BMW and a rope to pull me out!" The horse said, "No need....I'll just straddle the hole and you hold onto my dick and I'll pull you out" "OK" said the chicken. So the chicken grabs a hold of his dick and is pulled out. What is the MORAL of the story? You don't need a BMW to pick up chicks, if you are hung like a horse. That's why I drive a BMW... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #5 July 13, 2009 Quote That's why I drive a BMW... Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #6 July 13, 2009 elephant, mouse and the porscheGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #7 July 13, 2009 I thought it was an elephant, mouse and corvette. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
