how to spend some free time

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I've got so many valuable options. It's difficult choosing among them. Limited time - which to pursue.

1- bringing the Mullet back. The classic medium-maintenance 'do.

2- my Michael Jackson shrine. I have found an oil stain in the
driveway that looks like Michael Jackson when it rains.
For a small fee (to defray upkeep costs), I will allow true believers to visit the shrine.

3- starting a cult with the goal of self-enlightenment.

4- mowing my lawn.

5- re-filming Streetcar Named Desire using Lego figures.

6- talking some time off from work to do some extra jumping.

My life is so complex.
What should I do?
Figured that I should ask among the Illuminati..

[happythoughts 0]

Ok... anyone who votes for lawn work is a hater. Stop that.

That was just to lure you out so that you can elevate yourself
through reflection and self-examination (and, no, I don't mean
touching yourself).

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I've got so many valuable options. It's difficult choosing among them. Limited time - which to pursue.

1- bringing the Mullet back. The classic medium-maintenance 'do.

2- my Michael Jackson shrine. I have found an oil stain in the
driveway that looks like Michael Jackson when it rains.
For a small fee (to defray upkeep costs), I will allow true believers to visit the shrine.

3- starting a cult with the goal of self-enlightenment.

4- mowing my lawn.

5- re-filming Streetcar Named Desire using Lego figures.

6- talking some time off from work to do some extra jumping.

My life is so complex.
What should I do?
Figured that I should ask among the Illuminati..

7- Practicing the smutskateer song.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[ryoder 1,590]

7. Remake "Apocalypse Now"...as a musical.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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7. Remake "Apocalypse Now"...as a musical.

Not Apocalypse Now, but still quite epic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpjeKwRqqLk

Skydiving: You either learn from other's mistakes, or they'll learn from yours.

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7. Remake "Apocalypse Now"...as a musical.

Kind of like the Darth Vader version of Thriller

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With all the Hanna Montana features, Billy Ray Cyrus is getting
a small bit of face-time as "father of the famous".
He is a ober-mullet. A veritable mullet-spokesperson.

We will omit the offer to Kevin Federline ever since he tried the
infamous "corn-rows mullet". It looked embarrassingly like one
of the free haircuts you get at styling schools.

Anyway, enough on the lawn mowing. My mower has a cup holder
and I am trying to keep my "mowing time" to a 2-cup minimum.

[BaronVonBoll 0]

uhmmmm FREE TIME ?

I used to know what that was
Want to refresh my memory?


does it have to dop with kids...work.. house choor do list from the wife... I cant remember

[popsjumper 2]

FREE time? Is that an introductory offer? Cool! Sounds like a good deal to me. Come over and mow MY lawn!

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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FREE time? Is that an introductory offer? Cool! Sounds like a good deal to me. Come over and mow MY lawn!

Can I mow it with the Otter?

[Rick 67]

I vote for the Mullet I think it will be a good look for you.

You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early!

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I vote for the Mullet I think it will be a good look for you.

I've been thinking of going the whole route and
buy another El Camino and joining a militia.