warpedskydiver 0 #26 February 5, 2007 QuoteMy breath smells, i drink water but it doesnt seem to help. Any advice? GERD? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #27 February 5, 2007 Is your name Dr. Bordson? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #28 February 5, 2007 Ohh didn't think about Gastric Reflux... you're goodDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #29 February 5, 2007 Is it true that tequila stunts your growth? Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #30 February 5, 2007 It's late, and I'm drunk- and Dr. Bordson is asleep or having sex somewhere in the studio. But the show continues; nipple nibbler in NY writes: Dr. Bordson, Is breast milk just for babies - or for big hairy men too?Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #31 February 5, 2007 QuoteIs it true that tequila stunts your growth? Nope, it's the masturbation afterwards that makes you go blind Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #32 February 5, 2007 Dr.Bordson, I went in for a fertility test and the nurse refused to assist. How do I get over the rejection?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #33 February 5, 2007 QuoteIt's late, and I'm drunk- and Dr. Bordson is asleep or having sex somewhere in the studio. But the show continues; nipple nibbler in NY writes: Dr. Bordson, Is breast milk just for babies - or for big hairy men too? I.... ummmm.... was busy last night on call (thank you for none of you calling me at 1am with a heartburn question.) Now to the serious questions at hand. Tequila, Breast milk? Seems like everyone is thirsty right now. Both options are good, but my advice... not both at the same time, might curdle the tequila. Except maybe body shots off a nursing woman (which might be a much better option than body shots off a man with moobs and galactorrhea) Pops.... she handed you the cup, didn't she? That was assisting, see... you're just not looking at what help you are getting. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #34 February 5, 2007 Quote NESC, Fiber?! wtf would you want to eat healthy for? just have a twinky or two, you won't have to use the bathroom for at least a week. Fiber?! gees... next you're going to be asking about iron, and Vit C and getting enough sleep and even [shudder] exercise or [GREAT HORROR] meditation and relaxation. Who IS THIS QUACK!!! Don't you know that Twinkies KILL? WTF are you trying to do to us?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #35 February 5, 2007 QuoteQuote NESC, Fiber?! wtf would you want to eat healthy for? just have a twinky or two, you won't have to use the bathroom for at least a week. Fiber?! gees... next you're going to be asking about iron, and Vit C and getting enough sleep and even [shudder] exercise or [GREAT HORROR] meditation and relaxation. Who IS THIS QUACK!!! Don't you know that Twinkies KILL? WTF are you trying to do to us? SSHHHHHH!!! You're ruining my evil plan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #36 February 5, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuote NESC, Fiber?! wtf would you want to eat healthy for? just have a twinky or two, you won't have to use the bathroom for at least a week. Fiber?! gees... next you're going to be asking about iron, and Vit C and getting enough sleep and even [shudder] exercise or [GREAT HORROR] meditation and relaxation. [Original Post Mdified to further evil plans] Dr. B is good mmmmm kaaaaayyyyyy. SSHHHHHH!!! You're ruining my evil plan OH - my bad - heh - nothing to see here - move along . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #37 February 5, 2007 I thank our esteemed guest Dr. Bordson for answering our mostly sexually depraved questions. The good doctor is available for advice on DZ .com considering she has a real job actually fixing people.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #38 February 5, 2007 QuoteI thank our esteemed guest Dr. Bordson for answering our mostly sexually depraved questions. The good doctor is available for advice on DZ .com considering she has a real job actually fixing people. Dr. Bordson - why does the sound of Sunshine's Giggle give stitch Wood?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #39 February 5, 2007 So... we've learned here that trains give some dz.commers wood, giggles give others..... maybe you're all just horny? Medicalish - the vibrations of the giggle on the tympanic membrane cause a thrusting of the malleus which will lead to the incus and then the stapes moving in an undulating fashion with the fenestra ovalis (which is opening to the vestibule of the inner ear.) Vibrations. Undulating. vestibules.... yeah, I could see how it could turn a guy on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #40 February 5, 2007 QuoteSo... we've learned here that trains give some dz.commers wood, giggles give others..... maybe you're all just horny? Medicalish - the vibrations of the giggle on the tympanic membrane cause a thrusting of the malleus which will lead to the incus and then the stapes moving in an undulating fashion with the fenestra ovalis (which is opening to the vestibule of the inner ear.) Vibrations. Undulating. vestibules.... yeah, I could see how it could turn a guy on. Isn't that kind of the description of a humm job?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #41 February 5, 2007 QuoteThe good doctor is available for advice on DZ .com considering she has a real job actually fixing people. Oh I don't need help with that...I had my tubes lasered a few years ago. -But there are a few other people on here that *definitely* need to be fixed! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #42 February 5, 2007 Do machine guns make you HOTT??? "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #43 February 6, 2007 QuoteQuoteThe good doctor is available for advice on DZ .com considering she has a real job actually fixing people. Oh I don't need help with that...I had my tubes lasered a few years ago. -But there are a few other people on here that *definitely* need to be fixed! Been there - done that - find something else to pick on me for.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #44 February 6, 2007 Quotefind something else to pick on me for Oh geeze, give the girl a challenge. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #45 February 6, 2007 QuoteQuotefind something else to pick on me for Oh geeze, give the girl a challenge. I did. She said she was married though.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plummeteer 0 #46 February 6, 2007 Maybe the good Dr. missed the connection, her speciality may be just the right one. Where exactly did you recieve this case of bad breath? She may not be able to help you now. But maybe she could prevent the carrier from inflicting others . Just a thought! Edo Concumbui Aethrae Cernuare Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #47 February 6, 2007 If it smells like fish.... don't eat it! And as far as the machine guns.... depends on how it's handled. edit to add: and NO... I don't mean like THAT! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #48 February 6, 2007 QuoteIf it smells like fish.... don't eat it! And as far as the machine guns.... depends on how it's handled. So the adage is wrong? Smells like fish, must be a dish . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #49 February 6, 2007 QuoteQuoteIf it smells like fish.... don't eat it! And as far as the machine guns.... depends on how it's handled. So the adage is wrong? Smells like fish, must be a dish . . . A fishy smell (amine odor) indicates bacterial vaginosis, an overgrowth of bad bacteria. Mostly easy to treat.... but not something nice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #50 February 6, 2007 QuoteQuoteIf it smells like fish.... don't eat it! And as far as the machine guns.... depends on how it's handled. So the adage is wrong? Smells like fish, must be a dish . . . That makes me want to vomit, I would wager that I am not alone in this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
