Misternatural 0 #126 May 8, 2009 >wonderful lil members of society Thats all well and good Dr. but keep in mind that this is not the Dong Show....thats on late nite programming here. On BBC three it airs 24-7 Who's our next caller... Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #127 May 9, 2009 Quote Who's our next caller... Line 1? Line 2? Line 3? No body there?... thanks to lawrocket, they're all fixated on the compiled list in the "name the rack" thread -not that I know anything about non-medical things like that. It was for research purposes that I looked in there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #128 May 9, 2009 Dear Dr. I have a nasty rash in my groinal region, and i borrowed a friends rig for a nekkid jump. Do I tell him?Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #129 May 9, 2009 What are the safest days of a woman's cycle to have sex and avoid pregnancy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 210 #130 May 9, 2009 My SO had a salpingo-oophorectomy in April. Would that be a defensible motive for murder?Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #131 May 9, 2009 Quote My SO had a salpingo-oophorectomy in April. Would that be a defensible motive for murder? I think that question might require collaboration between myself and counselor lawrocket... but he's busy in that rack thread. To answer my side of that question - I'm assuming that you're asking if it is a defensible motive for her to use - not you - and that it was a bilateral salpingo-oopherectomy and that she is a thinner and trim woman in which case, her production of estrogen is decreasing. The current recommended treatment for this is FLOWERS AND CHOCOLATE AND HUGS AND BREAKFAST IN BED AND LOVE LETTERS AND LOTS OF SAYING "AS YOU WISH." The prior practice of synthetic hormones just gave lawyers too much to do... and then they couldn't help with other necessary functions. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #132 May 9, 2009 Quote What are the safest days of a woman's cycle to have sex and avoid pregnancy. Natural family planning is a valid form of contraception... for most. But, we (or at least you) are men of action.... lies do not become us. This form of birth control involves abstinence... are there ANY skydivers that believe in ABSTINENCE?! (But... if you choose to say "nope, I wouldn't touch ANY of those skybabes in that there other thread... you know the one.... if she was ovulating." Then the answer would be - the safest days are post-ovulatory. But do you know when she is post-ovulatory? It's an easy answer... it's when she doesn't want to have sex with you. ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #133 May 9, 2009 QuoteDear Dr. I have a nasty rash in my groinal region, and i borrowed a friends rig for a nekkid jump. Do I tell him? Nah, don't tell him.... show him. In fact, post the pic in the "name the pack" thread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #134 May 9, 2009 Contrary to popular belief, i do not believe in abstinence. But it seems to be working for me.Haven't got anyone pregnant in ages. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #135 May 9, 2009 Quote Contrary to popular belief, i do not believe in abstinence. But it seems to be working for me.Haven't got anyone pregnant in ages. So see!! You already knew the answer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #136 May 9, 2009 Dear Dr B, Why do some people look tired when they are tired and others don't? BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #137 May 9, 2009 Quote Dear Dr B, Why do some people look tired when they are tired and others don't? BP Makeup and better living through chemistry. Not necessarily the most "healthy" - but formaldehyde does preserve well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d123 3 #138 May 9, 2009 Could Nemo Dad's find Nemo in real life? How can we move easily in the 5th dimension?Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #139 May 10, 2009 QuoteCould Nemo Dad's find Nemo in real life? How can we move easily in the 5th dimension? I'm a Doctor, Jim. Not a Theoretical Physicist. besides, didn't the 5th dimension go "out" in the 20th century? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d123 3 #140 May 10, 2009 OK, wait I know one! Why sometime when you wake up fast (from sleep) your tummy hurts?Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #141 May 10, 2009 QuoteOK, wait I know one! Why sometime when you wake up fast (from sleep) your tummy hurts? Cuz maybe when you wake up fast... it's cuz you were fasting and your tummy is what woke you up fast cuz of the fast. But - I would NOT recommend drinking GoFast before bed to prevent the pain from the fasting fast wake up. Either that or you just need some morning sex to help your tummy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,027 #142 May 10, 2009 Dear Doctor, Whenever someone opens the door of an airplane in flight I have this overwhelming urge to jump out. What do you recommend I do about it?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #143 May 10, 2009 QuoteDear Doctor, Whenever someone opens the door of an airplane in flight I have this overwhelming urge to jump out. What do you recommend I do about it? Jump out. It's a primal urge - even the prehistoric squirrels do it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #144 May 10, 2009 Dear Dr Kbordson, Why is it when I sit in my heated vibrating massage chair I fall asleep?TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #145 May 11, 2009 Quote Dear Dr Kbordson, Why is it when I sit in my heated vibrating massage chair I fall asleep? Endorphin response to the vibrating massage chair. Kinda like when in that seat on the skyvan... and you don't really want to leave.... well... until... oh, yes.... just a little more ... altitude... mmmmmmmm. yes..... OH! yes..... a bit "higher".... there... yes. green light!! YES! GREEN!! OH YES! a-hem. *yawn* purrrrrr. what was the question? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #146 May 12, 2009 Dear dorkter kbordson, Why is it that not much going on in the forums today? Why should a Tuesday be a slower day than that of any other day?TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #147 May 13, 2009 QuoteDear dorkter kbordson, Why is it that not much going on in the forums today? Why should a Tuesday be a slower day than that of any other day? I'm a Dockter, DD. Not a theoretical physicist. But... lets see what this lil brain can come up with. Tuesdays. Not as s.l.o.w.... as monday, but less people calling in sick. So, more people at work... but it's not yet hump day so no anticipation... just a slow day. OR On Tuesdays, even the Earth rotates slower, producing a change in the gravitational forces (less centripetal force, more gravitational forces) Thus making you "heavier"... and that slows everything down...except in freefall.... or something..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #148 May 13, 2009 Dear Dr. KB, How much masturbation is too much?I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #149 May 13, 2009 Quote Dear Dr. KB, How much masturbation is too much? Just stop when you need glasses...or have friction burns Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #150 May 13, 2009 Quote Quote Dear Dr. KB, How much masturbation is too much? Just stop when you need glasses...or have friction burns Shit I'm 0 for 2!!!I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
