MikeForsythe 0 #101 May 7, 2009 Quote Seriously though... where's the rum? I have it all!!!Barrels and barrels of it.......... ArrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrTime and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #102 May 7, 2009 Quote Quote Seriously though... where's the rum? I have it all!!!Barrels and barrels of it.......... Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Can I be dipped into one of those barrels and licked clean? Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #103 May 7, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Seriously though... where's the rum? I have it all!!!Barrels and barrels of it.......... Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Can I be dipped into one of those barrels and licked clean? TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
metalslug 36 #104 May 7, 2009 Quote Is it bad to delay a fart? I've heard of fatalities resulting from an infart ...or was it "infarct"... ? No 'mericans were harmed during the making of this post. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #105 May 7, 2009 Quote Quote Is it bad to delay a fart? I've heard of fatalities resulting from an infart ...or was it "infarct"... ? Or are you thinking of acute angina.... or was it a cute vagina? And cute vaginas don't fart... they queef. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #106 May 7, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Is it bad to delay a fart? I've heard of fatalities resulting from an infart ...or was it "infarct"... ? Or are you thinking of acute angina.... or was it a cute vagina? And cute vaginas don't fart... they queef. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #107 May 7, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Is it bad to delay a fart? I've heard of fatalities resulting from an infart ...or was it "infarct"... ? Or are you thinking of acute angina.... or was it a cute vagina? And cute vaginas don't fart... they queef. i take it, yours queefs a lot!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #108 May 7, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Is it bad to delay a fart? I've heard of fatalities resulting from an infart ...or was it "infarct"... ? Or are you thinking of acute angina.... or was it a cute vagina? And cute vaginas don't fart... they queef. i take it, yours queefs a lot!? I was laughing at her answer....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #109 May 7, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Is it bad to delay a fart? I've heard of fatalities resulting from an infart ...or was it "infarct"... ? Or are you thinking of acute angina.... or was it a cute vagina? And cute vaginas don't fart... they queef. i take it, yours queefs a lot!? I was laughing at her answer.... not mine!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #110 May 7, 2009 When did you know you wanted to be a doctor? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #111 May 7, 2009 Dr. Bordson, I've noticed that, usually, whenever I hear a clear, concise answer (previous responses to my questions in this thread notwithstanding, of course), I'm probably watching Jeopardy. Why is that?Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #112 May 7, 2009 Quote When did you know you wanted to be a doctor? That is honestly a hard question. From a young hatchling, I just wanted to help peoples... and I LOVE learning.... so it all fell into place in time. But as far as which age? or what year? Time is very fluid. (speaking of fluid... where's the rum?) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #113 May 7, 2009 QuoteDr. Bordson, I've noticed that, usually, whenever I hear a clear, concise answer (previous responses to my questions in this thread notwithstanding, of course), I'm probably watching Jeopardy. Why is that? Maybe it's because the voices in your head are more quiet during the Jeopardy theme songs. They just want to watch Alex... so SHUSH! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #114 May 7, 2009 Quote Quote When did you know you wanted to be a doctor? That is honestly a hard question. From a young hatchling, I just wanted to help peoples... and I LOVE learning.... so it all fell into place in time. But as far as which age? or what year? Time is very fluid. (speaking of fluid... where's the rum?) I hear a certain florida resident is stocken up on it by the barrels....I say we do a sneak approach and steal it...and why the hell is DZ.COM so frigging slow today? Is the server running slow or is IT department fucking with me and switched my computer to dial up?I have important things to add to many posts on her and the slowness is killing me today. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #115 May 7, 2009 Quote Quote Quote The common cold is an upper respiratory infection; most common of the causes are the rhinoviruses (25-80% of cases), followed by coronaviruses (10-20%), influenza viruses (10-15%), and adenoviruses (5%). 25-80%? Nice statistics... What could account for the 55% they are unsure of? (I don't make up the statistics... I let someone else do that) Anyway... Could there be an underlying reason for the amount of naughty threads started by certain people on DZ.com coughiluvtoflycough? Could there be a medical condition which would explain it? Seems to be contagious as well.. Contagious? You mean that if one person is doing something naughty... then another sees that... then that person starts doing something naughty as well? Then you have to get a third person to video said naughtiness? That kind of contagious? So are you saying that you are wanting to contract said condition or wanting to know how to avoid seeing others with said condition? I already did catch it - and whether I want to see naughtyness being committed would depend on the perpetrators. Now what does that make me?"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #116 May 7, 2009 Quote I hear a certain florida resident is stocken up on it by the barrels....I say we do a sneak approach and steal it...and why the hell is DZ.COM so frigging slow today? Is the server running slow or is IT department fucking with me and switched my computer to dial up?I have important things to add to many posts on her and the slowness is killing me today. Blood Rhum!!!! but I don't think that posting the plans on dz.com will be all that sneaky like.... maybe that is why your computer is slow.... it's trying to tell you "SHUSH!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #117 May 7, 2009 Quote Quote Quote and why the hell is DZ.COM so frigging slow today? Is the server running slow or is IT department fucking with me and switched my computer to dial up?I have important things to add to many posts on her and the slowness is killing me today. DZ.COM seems to run just fine on my end. Facebook, however is a different story. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #118 May 7, 2009 Quote Quote Could there be an underlying reason for the amount of naughty threads started by certain people on DZ.com coughiluvtoflycough? Could there be a medical condition which would explain it? Seems to be contagious as well.. Contagious? You mean that if one person is doing something naughty... then another sees that... then that person starts doing something naughty as well? Then you have to get a third person to video said naughtiness? That kind of contagious? So are you saying that you are wanting to contract said condition or wanting to know how to avoid seeing others with said condition? I already did catch it - and whether I want to see naughtyness being committed would depend on the perpetrators. Now what does that make me?Infected. But... selectively infected. Yeah. Sorta like the monday morning flu's. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeForsythe 0 #119 May 7, 2009 Quote Blood Rhum!!!! but I don't think that posting the plans on dz.com will be all that sneaky like.... maybe that is why your computer is slow.... it's trying to tell you "SHUSH!" Nah, they will never know or see it coming. So when do you want to get there?ArrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrTime and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #120 May 8, 2009 How many babies have you seen born? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeForsythe 0 #121 May 8, 2009 Quote How many babies have you seen born in your life? Why, is her life over?Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #122 May 8, 2009 Yea that was dumb. Sorry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeForsythe 0 #123 May 8, 2009 Nah, it wasn't dumb, it was however something that made me smile.Stay safe Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #124 May 8, 2009 QuoteHow many babies have you seen born? Including my 5 years as a labor and delivery nurse, time as a medical student and resident, and time as a practicing physician: Over a thousand. And hopefully EVERYONE of them will be wonderful lil members of society that won't hurt no-ones and will be nice to everybodies!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #125 May 8, 2009 Or at least only hurt those deserving of it.Hey some of them may grow up to serve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
