kbordson 8 #151 May 13, 2009 Quote Dear Dr. KB, How much masturbation is too much? When it interferes with "normal" life.... but "normal" is kinda subjective. So, if you think it's "normal" to be tuggin it every hour... "normal" it is. Just don't get fired for firing off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #152 May 13, 2009 Dear Doctor, Is it o.k. for pot smokers to donate blood? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #153 May 13, 2009 QuoteDear Doctor, Is it o.k. for pot smokers to donate blood? Looking here at the eligibility guidelines, it doesn't specifically defer someone for use of THC. Unless... you inject it or if you used it in Iraq or if you traded sexual favors to obtain said pot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #154 May 13, 2009 Dear Dr. K, Why does it hurt when I pee?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #155 May 14, 2009 QuoteDear Dr. K, Why does it hurt when I pee? If you unfolded it, it would require less pressure for the stream... then it wouldn't hurt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d123 3 #156 May 14, 2009 Dear Doctor Bordson, Is it true that if we were all vegetarians we wouldn't get the animal flues (pig flu, chicken flu)? ...and... should there be a platypus flu? ... and, and, and ... Should we give a different type of flu back to the animals just to show them how we feel? Thank you!Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #157 May 14, 2009 Quote Dear Doctor Bordson, Is it true that if we were all vegetarians we wouldn't get the animal flues (pig flu, chicken flu)? Nope. Just cuz we don't eat them doesn't necessarily mean that we wouldn't live with them (or let them live together... it's the close proximity of the pigs and the birds that allows the virus to cross between and mutate) Quote ...and... should there be a platypus flu? There might be. Just cuz we haven't named it, doesn't mean that it doesn't exist. Quote ... and, and, and ... Should we give a different type of flu back to the animals just to show them how we feel? Yes, you should. Go kiss a pig and let her know how you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #158 May 20, 2009 Dear Dr Bordson, Why do farts come out of your bum and not your mouth or just release via your pores or somat? Well not your per se, but ones bum. BP Hick Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #159 May 21, 2009 Quote Dear Dr Bordson, Why do farts come out of your bum and not your mouth or just release via your pores or somat? Well not your per se, but ones bum. BP Hick Would you really want farts going INTO your bum?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #160 May 21, 2009 Whats the deal with Iraq and pot ?smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #161 May 21, 2009 Quote Whats the deal with Iraq and pot ? It wasn't the Iraq and pot that is the problem... but if he smoked pot IN IRAQ, he would have been deferred from donation - because of the travel to Iraq. I was offering situations where if he was smoking pot while.... then he couldn't. But it's not the pot itself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SansSuit 1 #162 May 22, 2009 Dear Dr.Bordson Medically speaking, what is your opinion of scrotal piercing?Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #163 May 22, 2009 Dear Dr. Bordson, Do Dr's do it better? And if yes, why? BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #164 May 22, 2009 Quote Dear Dr. Bordson, Do Dr's do it better? And if yes, why? BP Well at least they know their way around! Dr.'s and Nurses aint scared of nuffin! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #165 May 22, 2009 Quote Dear Dr.Bordson Medically speaking, what is your opinion of scrotal piercing? with a farm implement or a surgical steel device? psssssssssst why do it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #166 May 22, 2009 Quote psssssssssst why do it? That part seems fairly obvious. We should wait for the good doctor to offer her expert opinion w/r/t whether it is better to make the piercing with a rusty farm implement or a surgical steel device, since the correct choice is far less obvious.Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #167 May 23, 2009 Quote Dear Dr.Bordson Medically speaking, what is your opinion of scrotal piercing? Medical opinion - we use multiple forms of metal, suture and dermabond to close wounds. Scrotal injuries can be classified as avulsions, blunt injury or penetrating trauma (I could show some pictures, but I think that would probably bring tears to some guys eyes) With certain injuries, piercings could be used in field situations to loosely close such wounds until a full debridement and proper closure can be arranged. Personal opinion - if it feels good and makes you feel pretty... oh so pretty... oh so pretty and witty and smart. Go for it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #168 May 23, 2009 Quote Dear Dr. Bordson, Do Dr's do it better? And if yes, why? BP "better"... not necessarily. with more knowledge..... probably. Think of it this way: Just cuz you know HOW to flare, doesn't guarantee that you'll do it right. - now you weren't asking if I did it better, were you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #169 May 23, 2009 Quote Well at least they know their way around! Dr.'s and Nurses aint scared of nuffin! quoted for the truth!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #170 May 23, 2009 Quote Quote psssssssssst why do it? That part seems fairly obvious. We should wait for the good doctor to offer her expert opinion w/r/t whether it is better to make the piercing with a rusty farm implement or a surgical steel device, since the correct choice is far less obvious. Doesn't this just scream "tetnus!!!"? or does it just make you scream? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #171 May 23, 2009 Quote Quote Dear Dr. Bordson, Do Dr's do it better? And if yes, why? BP "better"... not necessarily. with more knowledge..... probably. Think of it this way: Just cuz you know HOW to flare, doesn't guarantee that you'll do it right. - now you weren't asking if I did it better, were you? ummm no Although I'm now keen to see your flare.BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #172 May 24, 2009 Dear Dr. Bordson, Recently there was an article in a respected journal (I think it was a supermarket tabloid, so you KNOW it has to be accurate) that said that when a man stares at boobies, it gives him the equivalent of an aerobic workout. The question is, which actually burns more calories: 1) staring at boobies or 2) trying NOT to stare at boobies?? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #173 May 24, 2009 QuoteDear Dr. Bordson, Recently there was an article in a respected journal (I think it was a supermarket tabloid, so you KNOW it has to be accurate) that said that when a man stares at boobies, it gives him the equivalent of an aerobic workout. The question is, which actually burns more calories: 1) staring at boobies or 2) trying NOT to stare at boobies?? Obviously the staring at boobies burns more calories. NO-ONE tries NOT to stare at boobies!! Seriously?! Are you saying that you try NOT to stare at boobies?! Why? WHY!? [bad acting anguish] WHY!!![/bad acting anguish] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #174 July 2, 2009 This question reads; Dr. Bordson I was sitting in the exam room one day and wondered- In addition to checking blood pressure on the arm-can the inflatable cuff on a Sphygmomanometer be used for penis enlargement?Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #175 July 2, 2009 Dear Doc; I broke my foot a week ago and i hurts, how much should I drink tonight?Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
