virgin-burner 1 #1 June 27, 2009 3rd weekend no jumping.. i'm drinking constantly since noon.. i think i should go out tonight, hit on a random fat chick and have meaningless sex with her. and put it up the "wrong" hole, just for the fun of it. or, coz i'm sooooooooooo booooooooooooooooooooooooored!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 29 #2 June 27, 2009 Quote and put it up the "wrong" hole, up the ears?????? The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #3 June 27, 2009 up yours! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #4 June 27, 2009 Quote 3rd weekend no jumping.. i'm drinking constantly since noon.. i think i should go out tonight, hit on a random fat chick and have meaningless sex with her. and put it up the "wrong" hole, just for the fun of it. or, coz i'm sooooooooooo booooooooooooooooooooooooored!!! 1st step: Stop drinking! Perhaps then, you'll fall over some not that fat chicks, will have a thrilling and wonderful date ... and probably, will see and enjoy her again, next day. Still sober, that'll be some new experience!! 2nd step: Stop posting drunken sh*t! 3rd step: Stop drinking and try to find out the real" wrong" one ..... Beginner dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #5 June 27, 2009 I was bored but now the bar is filling up an loads of punters to swap bullshit with, later I'm going to make scampi in a basket an rob them blind, I love emptying the pockets of stupid townies. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #6 June 27, 2009 What??"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #7 June 27, 2009 High gusting winds today... Only done 3 jumps “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #8 June 27, 2009 Hey ... 5th weekend and no jumping for me ... and I'm not drinking myself out of my senses ... I ended up going boating with friends today ... we got lost in the fog and one guy's iPhone brought us back to shore - that was interesting ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
format 1 #9 June 27, 2009 ...and I've thoughts of me as heavy drinking people... _______________ variazio dilectatWhat goes around, comes later. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #10 June 28, 2009 Quote hit on a random fat chick I Just lost alot of respect for you.... NO FAT CHICKS!!!! A Little trick I learned to help you when your wearing your beer goggles. The Rule Of 90. When your drunk as fuck and everything loks good, but your a little worried you might be making a bad call. put your elbows on your hips and extend your arms out 90 degrees. If she dosent fit in between your arms you are going to regret it in the morningHave you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #11 June 28, 2009 Quote Quote hit on a random fat chick I Just lost alot of respect for you.... NO FAT CHICKS!!!! A Little trick I learned to help you when your wearing your beer goggles. The Rule Of 90. When your drunk as fuck and everything loks good, but your a little worried you might be making a bad call. put your elbows on your hips and extend your arms out 90 degrees. If she dosent fit in between your arms you are going to regret it in the morning Let me guess ... you don't get laid much; women naturally have wider hips than men and that "rule" of yours would eliminate a lot of us. O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #12 June 29, 2009 You sure the "fat chick" is a chickBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #13 June 29, 2009 fucking hell, i threw myself into bed and watched tv for the night..“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #14 June 29, 2009 Not sure you answered the questionBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #15 June 29, 2009 which question!?“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #16 June 29, 2009 Hell,I don't knowIs the fat chick really a chick???? Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #17 June 29, 2009 Quote Quote Quote hit on a random fat chick I Just lost alot of respect for you.... NO FAT CHICKS!!!! A Little trick I learned to help you when your wearing your beer goggles. The Rule Of 90. When your drunk as fuck and everything loks good, but your a little worried you might be making a bad call. put your elbows on your hips and extend your arms out 90 degrees. If she dosent fit in between your arms you are going to regret it in the morning Let me guess ... you don't get laid much; women naturally have wider hips than men and that "rule" of yours would eliminate a lot of us. O well im 6'4" so my hips are much higher than most girls, my hands usually fall in that nice place where the curves come together.... This is just a general rule to help when your ability to make decisions is horribly impaired. If you find yourself with a couple of 45degree angles you may be in a little deep.Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #18 June 29, 2009 Pour gasoline on yourself and strike a match. Very exciting. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #19 June 29, 2009 Quote Pour gasoline on yourself and strike a match. Very exciting. i was gonna say something about an explosive belt and a certain embsssy, but that would make the thread go to SC.. but no, dont think i'll ever be THAT bored.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #20 July 2, 2009 here i am again! anybody got a good recommendation on what pranks to play with your co-workers!? even postwhoring gets boring.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rlucus 0 #21 July 2, 2009 My boss rides a scooter... so I had a buddy help me put it in a box that we wrapped up in birthday paper and a bow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #22 July 2, 2009 did he like his "present"!?“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rlucus 0 #23 July 2, 2009 We always make fun of him for the scooter (since we ride motorcycles) that his is a toy :) so we gift wrapped it for him. Also have done the "wrap a car in plastic wrap" One of my favorites was spending 4 hours with 3 other guys covering a desk from top to bottom in Post-it notes. every square inch, even underneath. And individually wrapping every thing on the desk in bubble wrap and making sure everything went back in the exact same place since she was a bit OCD about it. Man if I was at home I could attach pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #24 July 2, 2009 havent i seen the post-it thing already somewhere on the internet!?“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #25 July 2, 2009 This is a fun trick. 1. Take a screen shot of the colleagues desktop and save that screen shot as an image file of some sort (*.bmp or *.jpg). 2. Move ALL of the icons/shortcuts to another folder on the harddrive. 3. Set the screen shot image as the desktop background. 4. Hang around when he/she are trying to double click a shortcut Funny as hell until they figure out wtf happened and who's responsible.... Then you probably have to run like the wind “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
