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Who's teh sexiest female skydiver on DZ.com? and why!

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I know some of you may find this shocking and VERY hard to believe.. But occasionally, I have been known to say things that well just plain are not thought out very well.:P:D:D

Perhaps one of my biggest Faux Pas on this site in the 6 years I have been posting here was the time my NOT so Brilliant Ass decided that not only would I post who I thought the Hottest Chick DZ.COM but I would RANK the Top Ten.

Now on the surface, I didn’t think was such a horrible idea (Yea, I am really just not too bright sometimes). In reality, it was quite possibly the worst Idea I ever had on here.

You think "Hell hath no Fury like a Woman Scorned!".. Yea, Right. Try Hell hath No Fury like a Woman that got ranked one or two places lower that that "Other" Floozy that she cant stand." and lets not even talk about the one or two that Innocently forgot to include on the list.

Guys, Let me warn you.. This is ONE topic that you best avoid cause unless you married and/or in a serious committed relationship and the ONLY name you mention is your SO.. I can Guarantee you that Some woman some where will take offense to your answer.:P:D:D

This is clearly one of those “Don’t Answer” questions.


With all that said.. Anyone want to see my latest updated top 10 list?>:(:D

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But I thought getting onto your crush list was the surest way to immediately get into a great relationship. It's a good thing. ;)

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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But I thought getting onto your crush list was the surest way to immediately get into a great relationship. It's a good thing. ;)



Thus the crushlist was abolished completely and forever.

Any Hottie that ever got added to the crush list instantly found a great relationship and were taken off the market.[:/]

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But I thought getting onto your crush list was the surest way to immediately get into a great relationship. It's a good thing. ;)



Thus the crushlist was abolished completely and forever.

Any Hottie that ever got added to the crush list instantly found a great relationship and were taken off the market.[:/]


Is this it?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Any Hottie that ever got added to the crush list instantly found a great relationship and were taken off the market



Really, well then...I sure as hell wasn't on that list. I'm still floating around "on the market". Shit. :S
"Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2

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Redheads automatically come with a special "TROUBLE" exemption.

Especially one that doesnt bring me sammiches and beer



Damn. I'll never get anywhere at this rate. :P;)
"Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2

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Redheads automatically come with a special "TROUBLE" exemption.

Especially one that doesnt bring me sammiches and beer



Damn. I'll never get anywhere at this rate. :P;)


You can practice bringing him beer this weekend. I'll observe and grade you on your performance.

Yes, It's yet another J and Turtle weekend.:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Yes, It's yet another J and Turtle weekend



Don't you mean, it's another J, Turtle, and dirtyB weekend? We haven't had one of those since Halloween at SDA!
Lord, what are we getting ourselves into? :P:P
"Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2

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Yes, It's yet another J and Turtle weekend



Don't you mean, it's another J, Turtle, and dirtyB weekend? We haven't had one of those since Halloween at SDA!
Lord, what are we getting ourselves into? :P:P


Nothing . . . Nothing happens at the farm.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I nominate all of the women over forty who jump. Most young women look great just because youth has its own inherent beauty. Any twenty year old can do extreme sports easily, but those who pull it off at twice that age (and more) are beautiful to me no matter what they look like.

It is ten times as hard to look good at 40 as it is at 20, so anyone over 40 who looks half as good as they did at 20, is waaay ahead of the game. Do the math.

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2018 marks half a century as a skydiver. Trained by the late Perry Stevens D-51 in 1968.

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It is ten times as hard to look good at 40 as it is at 20, so anyone 40 who looks half as good as they did at 20, is waaay ahead of the game. Do the math.



You're awesome. B|
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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... are beautiful to me no matter what they look like.

It is ten times as hard to look good at 40 as it is at 20, so anyone over 40 who looks half as good as they did at 20, is waaay ahead of the game. Do the math.

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Thanks for that! Made my day.

btw ~ how ya doin?:$

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~R+R:)...And yes, my ass is quiet thank you...:P



Butt secks? :):D



ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
I can't stop laughing damnit!!!!!!! You are an evil man...and if you are single I have a friend you should meet...

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Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...

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