boinky 0 #1 June 25, 2009 Have you ever wondered if the $5 bills in your wallet or purse were ever in a strippers's jock or butt crack with the G string? If not, you're wondering now. Have a nice day. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #2 June 25, 2009 Actually.. Any of those in My Wallet are bound to end up right back in a G-String or Garter anyway so it does not really matter much it is has already been there. Such is the circle of life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SARLDO 0 #3 June 25, 2009 $5 bill? You must hang out in one of those really classy places. I got thrown out of a strip joint years ago for throwing quarters up on stage "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens MB#4300 Dudeist Skydiver #68 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #4 June 25, 2009 Quote I got thrown out of a strip joint years ago for throwing quarters up on stage I have done that too, And then one of the Dancers Put her hands on her Hips, bent Down and started picking them up. Now THAT was talent!! And.. Just think, Any quarter in your pocket may have been one of those. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #5 June 25, 2009 I've given a few $5 tips before at a strip joint. But it was the "shooter girl" and not the folks on the stage. She would give a version of a lap dance...sit in your lap facing you...put the vial in her cleavage and have you take it out of there. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #6 June 25, 2009 When I was married and living in Athens, we went to a strip bar with a gay friend of ours. She couldn't get in on her own, but could get in with a couple. She gave us money to tip the dancers. I guess it was worth it to be able to get in. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #7 June 25, 2009 While I personally would NEVER engage in such activities myself, I can certainly see where less puritanical persons than myself could possibly yield to such temptation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #8 June 25, 2009 Uh huh... coughcough Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #9 June 25, 2009 For some strange reason stippers like me. I don't pay for lap dances, as we talk I notice how many songs go by and I hand them a $10 or a $20 and say that's just for having them around and I know they like the rest of us have to pay the bills. They talk I listen. I coment on their shoes. They giggle I offer a foot rub. I get foot on lap. Soon their friends come over and I become stripper central. Half an hour later.......the free lap dances come in but it's mostly to cuddle. The girls get cold wearing next to nothing and I just offer them big hugs. The real winners of this are my friends and travel mates who get extended lap dances because of me. And as of late phone numbers and emails. Which use to be ok till my new job. This job I have to be on travel a week per month and so I'm dragged to a strip club often. Not because the engineers and managers think i'm fun but because well......read the part about the extended lap dances. So yeah maybe that $5 was in some girls g string but that's cool, I'm sure she was hot and a realy nice girl. FYI Best strip club ever, Mavrics RSA Cape Town! Amazing place!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #10 June 25, 2009 Man,You never cease to amaze meBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #11 June 25, 2009 Quote For some strange reason stippers like me What can I say? You are simply irresistible! Smart, handsome, perfect manners … and I’m sure great in bed too. If I were a stripper (or out of my mind), I’d be totally into you too . O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beufus 0 #12 June 25, 2009 Ass pennies http://www.guba.com/watch/2000824003 Smoking is a combination test for intelligence and resistance to marketing/peer pressure. All smokers have failed at least one of these. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #13 June 25, 2009 It...hurtsBry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #14 June 25, 2009 Quote For some strange reason stippers like me. I don't pay for lap dances, as we talk I notice how many songs go by and I hand them a $10 or a $20 and say that's just for having them around and I know they like the rest of us have to pay the bills. They talk I listen. I coment on their shoes. They giggle I offer a foot rub. I get foot on lap. Soon their friends come over and I become stripper central. Half an hour later.......the free lap dances come in but it's mostly to cuddle. The girls get cold wearing next to nothing and I just offer them big hugs. The real winners of this are my friends and travel mates who get extended lap dances because of me. And as of late phone numbers and emails. Which use to be ok till my new job. This job I have to be on travel a week per month and so I'm dragged to a strip club often. Not because the engineers and managers think i'm fun but because well......read the part about the extended lap dances. So yeah maybe that $5 was in some girls g string but that's cool, I'm sure she was hot and a realy nice girl. FYI Best strip club ever, Mavrics RSA Cape Town! Amazing place! Are you fucking high or did ya just missed out on the usual meds today??? “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #15 June 25, 2009 ROFLMAO!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #16 June 25, 2009 Oh...stop......ya all are killin meBry Man I was depressed and now I'm just glad I am who I am -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #17 June 25, 2009 Sarcasm will not be tolerated.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #18 June 25, 2009 Sure it willMay I have more???PleaseBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #19 June 25, 2009 Quote Sarcasm will not be tolerated. No, it'll just be encouraged. Right? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #20 June 25, 2009 Quote Quote Sarcasm will not be tolerated. No, it'll just be encouraged. Right? Don't forget, it'll get graded too! When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #21 June 25, 2009 Quote Don't forget, it'll get graded too! Oh, definitely!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeRMontagne 0 #22 June 26, 2009 I quit using cash! Debit or credit cards, from now on.Be Brave, embrace the fear, even if your not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #23 June 26, 2009 Quote I quit using cash! Debit or credit cards, from now on. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #24 June 26, 2009 Hey, I just gotta say, sometimes strippers just take a liking to some guy or another. I know several guys who were nothing special but dated a few pro girls (wasn't me.) After all the ogling and harassment, I think a lot of the dancers have a soft spot for a guy that tends to their needs a little, dunno really, It just goes to show you never can tell. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #25 June 26, 2009 QuoteI quit using cash! Debit or credit cards, from now on. What are you gonna do - swipe it through their ass crack like an ATM?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
